[Fade in on the sky. Cosmo and Wanda strain to fly through the sky as giant dragons. Timmy, as a knight, and Poof are riding Cosmo]
Timmy: Wahoo! [fade to Cosmo and Wanda as fireworks. They fly into the air and explode]
Timmy and Poof: Ooh... Ahh... [fade to Cosmo and Wanda fighting as giant robots downtown. Timmy controls them remotely] Wahoo! [people run screaming from the fight. Poof and Timmy cheer, and Cosmo's and Wanda's tired, beaten-up heads land on the ground. Fade to Timmy's room. Timmy and the fairies appear. Cosmo and Wanda pant exhaustedly]
Timmy: Yeah! It's a new record! Thirty-six wishes in five minutes! [pants manically]
Timmy: Got it! [raising the godparents' wands] Pizza! Escalators! Octopuses! All at a secret Swiss Alps tower ski house! Now! [the wish is granted. He pants as he skis down a mountain. An octopus gives him a pizza slice, which he eats] Having godparents rocks! I wish I had a super-turbo, fat-free chocolate snowboard! [the fairies grant the wish; riding the snowboard] Wahoo! [slams into Jorgen]
Jorgen: Turner! Your wish activity meter is off the charts! [showing the meter] Look! You are all the way up to Wishy McGreedypants! Remember, your fairies are here to help you when you need it, not act as your private wish butlers!
Timmy: Yeah. I wish Jorgen was gone! [Cosmo and Wanda grant the wish]
Jorgen: [reappears] Nice try! Now, where was I? Oh. You are weak, undisciplined, and are working your fairies much too hard!
Timmy: Am not! Just ask Cosmo and Wanda!
Cosmo: Uh! [Wanda moans] Working me... [he and Wanda fall over from exhaustion] too hard.
Poof: Poof.
Timmy: See?
Jorgen: Denial. Yet another symptom of OWD—over-wishing disorder. That is why you must go to Wishing Well!
Timmy: Wishing what?
Jorgen: Wishing Well! It's a new state-of-the art retreat in Fairy World where over-wishing kids learn how to take care of themselves and stop wearing out their fairies!
Timmy: I do not have OWD! [manically] I wish Jorgen was a soccer ball and I had a bionic foot! [Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands]
Jorgen: Like that will work! [the wish is granted. Timmy kicks him with his bionic foot, and he screams and bounces between two mountains. Timmy turns back to normal. Jorgen reappears in fairy form] Nice kick. Now, off to Wishing Well! [he and Timmy disappear]
Wanda: Oh, I'm sure Timmy will be fine.
Cosmo: Yeah, and now we finally get a chance to relax! [Poof starts crying, causing an avalanche that hits the three of them] Not relaxed! [fade to Fairy World. Jorgen and Timmy appear in front of Wishing Well]
Jorgen: Welcome to Wishing Well!
Timmy: Hey, this place is kinda nice!
Jorgen: Oh, wait, it gets better! [he pulls a rope that makes the building's facade fall over, revealing that the real Wishing Well building looks more like a prison. Lightning strikes the skull and crossbones picture on the building, setting it on fire] Now, say hello to the other two members of the inaugural class! Give it up for Molly and Dwight!
Molly: I wish you would all go away.
Dwight: [crying] I wish my fairy, Irving, was here!
Molly: [throws a baseball in Dwight's mouth] I wish you would shut your trap.
Timmy: Yeah? I wish you'd shut your attitude. ["wish alarms" go off]
Molly, Dwight, and Timmy: I wish those alarms were off!
Jorgen: Ohh, this is going to be tougher than I thought. [fade to Timmy's room. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appear]
Wanda: Oh, Poof won't stop crying!
Cosmo: Maybe he needs a new diaper! [he looks in Poof's onesie, the smell from which sets off a "poop alert" alarm] Whoo, that's a yes! [poofs into a hazmat suit] Be right back! [he takes Poof into the fishbowl castle and a green explosion fills the bowl] Success! But we're gonna have to repaint the nursery.
Wanda: And Poof's still crying!
Cosmo: Wait! I have another idea! Here! [gives Poof to Wanda] You hold Poof for a second! [poofs away]
Wanda: Cosmo? Cosmo? [beat] Not funny! [fade to Wishing Well. Jorgen and the godkids appear in front of a funhouse]
Jorgen: Step one on your road to recovery—the Wishing Well Funhouse, where inside, you must confront your biggest fears and try to conquer them... without wishing! [poofs up ankle tags on the godkids]
Molly: What's with the anklets, jarhead?
Jorgen: Somebody make a wish and find out.
Timmy: I wish you were covered in fire ants. [a mechanical arm comes out of the anklet and throws a fruitcake at him] Ow! A fruitcake? Who hits someone with a fruitcake? [laser beams appear over the walls]
Jorgen: Oh. I almost forgot. Your anklets will trigger our massive alarm system, which shocks you if you try to escape. [the kids look at each other] Okay! Now let the stop-wishing super-fun training begin! [poofs the kids inside the funhouse. They scream as they go down a slide. A giant robotic Vicky comes out of the floor]
Timmy: Ah! Vicky! [giants snakes come out of the floor]
Molly: Ah! Snakes! [a loaded harpoon gun comes out of the floor]
Dwight: Ah! A harpoon! [sees the other kids staring at him] I dreamt I was a whale once, and they wanted my blubber.
Vickybot: Come on, greatest fears! Get 'em! [a chainsaw comes out of her chest, and she and the other fears charge. The kids cling to each other]
Timmy: I wish Vicky was gone!
Molly: I wish the snake was gone!
Dwight: I wish no harpoony! [the kids' anklets throw fruitcakes at them. Jorgen appears and poofs the fears away]
Jorgen: Nice job. No, really good. You've proven to me that you can survive in the world without fairies, so I guess you can all go home now.
Dwight: Really?
Jorgen: You wish! [the anklets throw fruitcakes at him. Fade to a cafeteria] And now, for step two of my Wishing Well program, the cafeteria!
Timmy: Where's the food?
Jorgen: If you want breakfast, you are going to have to make it yourselves! Your fairies cannot cook for you forever.
Timmy: Just show me where the oven is, and I'll make pancakes that'll blow your taste buds away! [cut to outside. An explosion in the room leaves everyone covered in pancake mix]
Jorgen: Well, you blew up the kitchen. That's close. Now you can all clean up this mess without wishing! And hurry up! The garbage truck comes at 8! Then it's on to step three! I won't tell you what it is, but I will give you a hint! It involves tying your shoes without wishing! Wow. That was a really big hint. [cut to Timmy's room]
Wanda: Not even a bottle will stop Poof's crying!
Cosmo: Try my dolly! It calms me down! I made it to fill the void since Timmy left. Pull the string! [Wanda does so]
Wanda: Cosmo, look! Poof isn't wet or hungry! He just misses Timmy!
Cosmo: [shouts] But now I'm wet and hungry, and I miss Timmy!
Wanda: And now that I think about it... so do I! [they cry, and Poof looks puzzled. Cut to Wishing Well, where Dwight is crying. The kids are tied up in shoelaces]
Jorgen: All I asked was that you tie your shoes without wishing. [poofs the shoes away] Now, step four! What if a real emergency hit and you didn't have your fairies to save you? Like... a quicksand floor! [he makes a quicksand vortex appear in the floor and the kids fall into it screaming]
Timmy: I wish... uh, I mean, help!
Molly: Uh, right!
Timmy, Molly, and Dwight: Help![they fall into the basement]
Jorgen: What is the word I am looking for? Um... oh, yeah. Pathetic! Did it occur to any of you over-wishers to grab the bed frame or grab these convenient ropes hanging from the ceiling or simply turn the quicksand floor off? [Timmy slaps his face] It is good you will be here because I have a special test for you! And I'll give you a hint! It involves scrubbing filthy toilets! Darn it! [into a tape recorder] Note to self: no more hints! [fade to a bathroom where the kids are cleaning and unclogging toilets]
Molly: How does cleaning toilets get us to stop wishing?
Jorgen: It doesn't help you stop wishing. They were just really gross. Happy scrubbing! [laughs and disappears]
Timmy: That does it. I'm done with fruitcakes and quicksand floors and toilets! We're breakin' outta here!
Molly: Where are we gonna go, Timbucktooth?
Timmy: We're not going anywhere, unless we team up! I never thought I'd say this, but Jorgen's right! I do ask my fairies for too much. But I'm totally sick of this place, so I'm busting out—tonight! No magic! Now, are you with me?
Dwight: [putting his hand on Timmy's] I'm in!
Molly: [putting her hand on Dwight's] I'm in! [to Dwight] But don't touch me again. [he takes his hand away. Fade to Timmy's room]
Wanda: You're right, Cosmo! Making a sand castle really does get our minds off of you-know-who. [the fairies look at the big sand sculpture of Timmy in the castle. Cosmo and Wanda look at each other and start crying]
Cosmo: I don't want sandy Timmy! I want real, not-sandy Timmy! [looks down] I'm wet and hungry again!
Wanda: Wait a minute! We can go visit him!
Cosmo: You're right! To the real, not-sandy Timmy! [poofs everyone away. Fade to Wishing Well]
Jorgen: Time for bed, over-wishing wimps! Lights out! Non-escape lasers on! [lasers block the windows and the door. He disappears]
Timmy: Okay. Let's do this.
Dwight: But how? Jorgen locked the door!
Timmy: Doors? We don't need doors. [turns on the quicksand floor] Geronimo! [he kicks Dwight into the vortex, then he and Molly jump in. The kids land in the basement] Move out! [they run up a staircase and end up in the funhouse. The fears come out of the floor. Vickybot growls]
Dwight: Ahh! It's our worst fears! They want my blubber.
Timmy: No. They're our ticket to freedom. [a chainsaw comes out of Vickybot's chest] Oh, no, evil Vickybot! Please don't hack these special ankle bracelets off our legs! We love them so!
Vickybot: [does so and laughs evilly] Feeling scared yet?
Timmy: Terrified. [he and Molly run off]
Dwight: I really am!
Timmy: Come on! [drags him away. The kids come to a stop in front of the snakes] Molly, snake time! You can do it! [Molly grabs the snakes by the tails and ties them around Vickybot]
Molly: Hey! I got over my fear of snakes without wishing!
Timmy: Yeah, but we still have to get over the wall. Dwight, grab the harpoon! [Dwight trembles] It doesn't want your blubber! [starts pushing him toward it]
Dwight: I'm not a whale. I am not a whale! [grabs the harpoon] Ha ha ha! I did it!
Timmy: Time to climb! [he throws plungers onto the wall, and the kids use them to climb out of the funhouse. He shoots the harpoon at a wall, and the kids use the rope tied to it to reach the wall]
Molly: Now what? [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appear]
Cosmo: Timmy! Oh, we missed you!
Wanda: Oh, it took us forever to find this place!
Molly: So these are your fairies?
Timmy: Yep!
Molly: Pretty lame.
Wanda: You're no prize yourself, sister.
Dwight: I think they're cute!
Cosmo: Awkward! [searchlights turn on and an alarm blares]
Molly: Oh, no! Jorgen knows we've escaped!
Cosmo: [to Timmy] Quick! Make a wish, and we'll get you outta this dump!
Timmy: No! I really over-wished you guys, and I'm sorry! We'll take this one.
Dwight and Molly: How?
Dwight: We are doomed!
Timmy: [looking at his watch] Let's just say it's time to take out the trash. [as the watch strikes 8:00] Three... two... one! [fairy garbagemen push a full dumpster up to the exterior side of the wall] Jump! [the kids jump on the dumpster and bounce to the ground, then look at the building. The kids hug and cheer]
Molly: Touching! You're touching! [Timmy and Dwight back off. Jorgen appears]
Timmy: Aaand now we're doomed, right?
Jorgen: No, but I will give you a hint. You have graduated! Oh, dang.
Timmy, Molly, and Dwight: Woo-hoo! [fade to a graduation ceremony]
Jorgen: You all made a daring and successful escape not by wishing, but by working together on your own, and while I would like to punish you painfully, I will instead say... congratulations! [he gives the kids diplomas and they cheer. Timmy and Molly high-five as Dwight fails to high-five Molly and falls out of his seat]
Dwight: [referring to Timmy] Irving, this is the boy who taught me not to fear blubber.
