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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "Who's Your Daddy?" from Season 4, which aired on June 18, 2004.
Script[]
Timmy: 5:00?! Who gets up at 5:00?
Cosmo: I did once. I remember it like it was yesterday. (scene cuts to flashback) Come on, come on! Wake up! It’s 5:00!
Old Lady Fairy: This says 9:00, you idiot! I was supposed to take my medicine 4 hours ago! Ugh! Ahh! My medicine! My… medicine!
Wanda: You got her up 4 hours late for her medicine?
Cosmo: Uh-huh! At first, she was real mad, then she got real… quiet.
Timmy: Did you still get a merit badge?
Cosmo: No, but the doctor did. (laughs hysterically while Wanda glares at him) I’ll be quiet now.
Sanjay’s Stepdad: Son! Permission to enter not needed!
Timmy: Hi, dad!
Sanjay’s Stepdad: I can’t hear you!
Timmy: Hi! dad, sir… dad!
Sanjay’s Stepdad: Drop and give me 50! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… (scene cuts to later) 46, 47, 48, 49, 50! Too easy! 50 more! (scene cuts to Timmy doing pull-ups with Sanjay’s Stepdad hanging from him) Give me another hundred! (scene cuts to Timmy doing hip rises) Was that 191 or 192?
Timmy: You lost count?!
Sanjay’s Stepdad: I am not good at math! Who do you think I am, soldier, A.J’s Dad? Start over! 1, 2, 3… Uh, what comes after 3? Start over!
Timmy: (turns to Cosmo and Wanda and they undo the dad-trade wish) That’s it! I give up! I’ll never find a replacement for my dad in time for the scouting festival!
Timmy's Mom: I’d like to thank you all and my attorney, Gloria Bullhead who forced you to allow me to be here.
Squirrely Scouts: Hooray?
Timmy: And I learned a valuable lesson that sometimes the best dad can be your mom!
Wanda: Well, another happy ending. (Old Lady Fairy appears near Cosmo and Wanda holding a clock)
Cosmo: Hey, I remember you! It seems like it was only yesterday...!
Old Lady Fairy: It was yesterday! 5:00 means 5:00 you idiot!
Cosmo: Here comes the quiet part!
Timmy: Mom, Thank you so much! I just wish dad were here to see this.
Timmy's Mom: Oh well, I’m sure he’s busy doing something important.
Pilot: Unidentified aircraft, you’re in a nut-free zone. You must land!
Timmy's Dad: Oh, Nuts!