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Unfundamentals Lyrics On Screen

Unfundamentals Lyrics On Screen

The Musical147

Unfundamentals is a song sung in the episode, School's Out: The Musical.

Featuring

Lyrics

Cosmo:
This used to be a fun place
But now we wear a sad face
Since pixies have all replaced
The way that things are done

Jorgen:
There's no more granting wishes
You can't turn into fishes
Now pipe down do the dishes
Come on now everyone

Cosmo & other fairies (variously):
These are the unfundamentals
For us fairy godparent-als
Who are now devoid of wishing
And of mirth
We're certifiably de-mental
'Cause these unfundamentals
Make being fairies about as fun
As giving birth

Cosmo:
I'll bet it's even worse
Down there on Earth!

Wanda:
Timmy?
Timmy? Timmy?
Timmy?
Timmy?

Flappy Bob:
All the arcades now close at three
The trampolines are bouncy free
And there's a pad on every knee
Everything's fine, far as I see

But I can't help but think out loud
The things that kid had said somehow
My mom and dad would not be proud
Of the path I’ve taken in life

Have I been wrong? Have I been used?
Should I embrace my nose and shoes;
Accept these gifts I once refused?

Happy Peppy Gary and Betty:
I'm happy, peppy-

Flappy Bob:
NOT NOW!

Timmy:
Our heads must be protected
Our bodies disinfected
This is just as I suspected
What would happen if this world was ruled with...

Timmy, Chester A.J. and Sanjay:
...unfundamentals
Surely all you parentals
Must see how devoid of fun This truly, truly is

Dad:
But all these unfundamentals
Seem quite instrumental
To keep all of you rowdy Kids in line
If you need us, we'll be playing The back nine