Wanda: I wish we could, but somebody put our wands in the dishwasher.
Cosmo: It's not somebody, Wanda! It was me!

Timmy: You guys DON'T HAVE MAGIC? (spazzes out)

Mr. Turner: Honey, the dish ran away with the spoon (literally)!

Mr. Crocker: It's COUNT CREAMERY!

Mrs. Turner: So this is what happens when you mix whites with colors.

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