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"Too Many Timmys!"
Season №:	0
Airdate:	September 25, 1998
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents! episode, "Too Many Timmys!" from Season 0, which aired on September 25, 1998.

[The episode opens with a shot of the Timmy's bedroom door on the hallway side. Timmy breaks down his bedroom door.]

• Timmy: Yippee! It's the [While jumping] weekend! [Timmy runs forward, with a cloud of dust and the word, "Run!" appearing before the cloud dissipates. The scene cuts to show the hallway closet is open.] [While running into the closet.] No school! (off-screen) [While digging in the closet, picking up dust clouds] No chores! Hey Mom! [Timmy jumps out of the closet with a skateboard, surfboard, golf club, baseball bat, tennis racket, oxygen tank, and two polo mallets.] Dad! You guys ready to have some fun?!

[The scene cuts to another shot of the hallway.]

• Mr. Turner: [While he and Mrs. Turner jog into frame, wearing an outdoor outfit, with all, but their heads shown] We sure are, son. [Mr. and Mrs. Turner stop jogging and stand.] Remember, today's the day of the big... [The scene returns to show Timmy with the equipment.] [While planting a plunger on Timmy's head, causing the equipment to go flying] plunger festival!
• Timmy: Mom, Dad, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather stay here and retain my dignity.

[The scene cuts to the previous shot of the Turners, but now Mr. and Mrs. Turner are holding plungers.]

• Mr. Turner: Hmm, dignity? [The shot changes to show the midsection of Mr. Turner, who's a few feet from the front door.] I have no idea what that means. Oh well, [Mr. Turner throws his plunger and takes out his cellphone or cordless phone.] you'll still need a babysitter.

[Mr. Turner dials on the phone. The scene cuts to show Mr. Turner's ear. He puts the phone up to his ear.]

• Vicky: [on Mr. Turner's phone] Hello?
• Mr. Turner: Vicky, could you babysit?

[Vicky slides into the Turners' living room in a blur.]

• Vicky: Hello?
• Mr. Turner (off-screen): Oh, hello, Vicky. Thanks for coming over so quickly.
• Vicky: No trouble at all! [The scene cuts to Timmy.] (off-screen, with her arm entering the scene.) I just adore Timmy. [She picks up Timmy using the plunger's handle and pulls him toward her. The scene cuts to Vicky holding Timmy.] And since it's Saturday, I know you'll be more than happy to pay me my [The scene shows just her head. She blinks and three doubled-barred dollar signs on a green background replace each eye.] triple Saturday rates! [Her eyes return to normal.] The extra money will help me heal from my injury.

[The scene cuts to show Timmy.]

• Timmy (while putting his hands on his hips with his hands out): What injury?

[The scene cuts to show Vicky and Timmy.]

• Vicky: Oh, I, uh, [Vicky drops Timmy, causing the plunger to fly off Timmy's head, and puts her left hand on her back with a cracking sound.] hurt my back yesterday rescuing [Vicky bends over and puts her right hand on her back.] that group of schoolkids from that burning bus. But don't worry! I'll be... [Vicky stands straight with a cracking sound. She yelps.] okay.

[Vicky bends over again and puts her right hand on her back. Timmy looks at her angrily.]

• Mrs. Turner (off-screen): Well, if you're not feeling well, [The scene cuts to show Mr. and Mrs. Turner (except their heads) in the doorway. Mr. Turner is holding his plunger again.] I'm sure Timmy will be happy to take care of you. [The scene cuts to Timmy sitting on the floor. He gains a shocked expression.] (off-screen) Won't you, Timmy?

[The scene cuts to the Turners' front steps, where the door is open. The shot is low enough to not show an adults' head.]

• Mr. and Mrs. Turner (while jogging out of the house): Bye kids! Have fun!

[Timmy runs to the front steps.]

• Timmy: Wait! Wait! [The scene cuts to the doorway.] I can't take care of--

[Timmy looks at Vicky and screams. His eyes become spirals of pink and blue. The scene cuts to show Vicky, who is wearing a red cloak, has pointy ears, two small red horns, two small, red bat-like wings, and is holding a red devil pitchfork. There is fire behind her. A scream and deep laughing is heard. The scene cuts back to Timmy, who looks normal. He shakes his head and looks at Vicky again. The scene cuts back to Vicky, who looks normal.]

• Vicky: Don't be nervous, Timmy. I won't require [A halo appears on the top of her head.] much care.
• [The scene dissolves to Vicky relaxing on the couch while being cooled by two purple mechanical leaf fans. She sighs contently.]
• Vicky: Oh, Timmy? [The scene cuts to show the doorway to the kitchen, where Timmy comes out panting, carrying a fruit bowl with a pineapple, apple, banana, orange, and grapes. He walks to the coach.] Ah, [Timmy stops at the footstool.] excellent! All this eating [She takes the fruit bowl.] will speed my healing!

[Vicky gives a quick chuckle.]

• Timmy (angry): Anything else?
• Vicky: Yes. I crave amusement.

[Vicky sticks a jester hat on Timmy's head.]

• Timmy (while hopping): Yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk. [He stops and starts walking away angry, with his fists clenched.] Okay, I've had it!
• Vicky (faking sympathy): Oh, poor little runt. I hope I'm not overworking him. Oh, wait. (excitedly) Yes, I do!

[Vicky cackles. The scene then dissolves to show Timmy's bed. The scene pans right to show Cosmo and Wanda's fishbowl, where they, in their goldfish forms, are holding cards.]

• Wanda: Hmm, let's see here. [The scene cuts to the interior of the fishbowl.] Cosmo, do you have threes?

[Cosmo checks his cards.]

• Cosmo: No, Wanda. Go... me!

[Cosmo and Wanda laugh, until they are stopped by the door slamming. They look at the door. The scene cuts to show Timmy's room. He angrily enters, with his fists clenched. He hops onto his bed, sitting. Cosmo and Wanda poof to their normal forms. They then zoom over to Timmy.]

• Wanda: Ew, [Wanda grabs a part of the jester hat.] what's with the headgear, Timmy?
• Cosmo (while grabbing another part of the jest hat): Yuck. Did you lose a bet?

[The shot cuts to a close shot of Timmy's head.]

• Timmy: No, Mom and Dad told me to take care of Vicky. Now, she's got me waiting on her hand and foot! [The scene cuts to a shot showing Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy. Cosmo and Wanda are no longer holding onto the jester hat.] But I'm just one kid; I can't do it all! (while hopping up) Hey, that's it! I'll be more than one kid! OK, you guys, I wish there were more of me!
• Wanda: No problemo! How many would you like?
• Timmy (while jumping up): A ton!

[Cosmo magically summons Da Rules. He opens the book.]

• Cosmo: The rulebook says a ton is 2000 pounds!

[Wanda magically summons an old pink printing calculator with yellow buttons.]

• Wanda: How much do you weigh?
• Timmy: (while taking off the jester hat) 45 pounds, all muscle!
• Wanda: (while typing on the printing calculator) Hmm, 45 divided into 2000, carry the 4...

[Cosmo rips of a piece of the printing calculator's paper.]

• Cosmo: (while reading the piece of paper) ...gives us a grand total of 44 1/2 Timmys!

[Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and "Zoink!" appears in red on a light-yellow background before quickly disappearing, revealing the Timmy clones.]

• Timmy: (while jumping on his bed) Awesome! Oh, boy! [He jumps down from his bed, where the clones are lined up.] (while going down the line) All right, men, your mission is to clean up this house and take care of the dragon-lady. Any questions? [He stops and looks shocked. He looks at the half-sized clone. The clone strikes a pose.] (while lifting his arm) Charge!

[Timmy runs to the door and holds it open.]

• Timmy clones: (while marching out the door) Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
• Half-sized Timmy clone: (while marching out the door) Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
• [The scene dissolves to the living room, where Vicky is still relaxing on the couch. She is next to a stack of 18 plates on the side table.]
• Vicky: Oh Timmy, there's a filthy stack of disgusting dishes here that need washing!
• Timmy Clone 1: Coming, oh ruler of the universe!
• Vicky: Danke. And bring me some ice cream; I feel faint. [She gets splashed with water from the open window behind her.] What the―? [She looks out the window and sees another Timmy clone watering the lawn outside.] (while running outside to him and getting close to his face) Hey, shrimp! I told ya I wanted ice cream!
• Timmy Clone 2: Okay, okay, I'm going'!

[Timmy Clone 2 drops the turned off hose and angrily marches away. Timmy Clone 1 taps on Vicky's shoulder behind her.]

• Timmy Clone 1: Here's your ice cream, Icky― uh, Vicky.
• Vicky: B-but how did you― Never mind! Just finish the laundry!

[Timmy Clone 1 angrily marches away. Vicky looks to the left to see Timmy Clone 2 returning with a bowl of ice cream.]

• Timmy Clone 2: Here, happy now?

[Vicky screams and jumps up.]

• Vicky: But you just left! You can't be here!
• Timmy Clone 2: Well, I'm obviously here! Looks like you're a lot sicker than you thought. You'd better lie down.
• Vicky: (while walking and accidentally throwing the first bowl of ice cream on Timmy Clone 2.) Yeah, sick, lie down. [The scene cuts to the living room, showing the front door. Vicky opens the door, gets shocked, and screams. The scene cuts to show a Timmy clone vacuuming. He stops and waves at her.] (while angrily marching toward him) All right, that's it! [Vicky grabs his left arm, causing him to drop the vacuum in his right arm, and starts walking.] I don't find this very amusing, Timmy! (while passing by another clone) Hi, Timmy.

[Vicky stops at Timmy's room and screams. Almost dropping the Timmy clone, she is holding. She looks back at the Timmy clone she just passed and then at the Timmy clone in her hands. She kicks open Timmy's room and throws the clone in. She closes the door and walks away holding her head. The scene cuts to the interior of Timmy's room, where Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda are looking at the Timmy clone.]

• Timmy: Uh-oh. This is not good!
• Cosmo: If Vicky figures out there's more than one of you...
• Wanda: ...then she'll find out about us, and if that happens...
• Cosmo and Wanda: (while crying) ...we'll have to go away forever!
• Timmy: Wait! I'll just wish them all away.
• Wanda: (while floating further away from Cosmo) Uh, there's, uh, kind of a problem.

[Cosmo and/or Wanda magically summons Da Rules.]

• Cosmo: (while opening and looking at Da Rules) It says here, in order to undo a copy spell, all the copies must be in the same room at the same time!

[Da Rules disappears with a red "Boip!" on a white background]

• Wanda: (while floating toward Cosmo) We'll just have to round them up before Vicky finds out!
• [Cosmo and Wanda magically transform into cowboy outfits, including ropes and stick horses, with both wearing a red bandana on their normal shirts and wearing their normal pants. Wanda is wearing yellow Stetson with a pink band, and holding a pink rope in her left hand, and a white stick horse with a pink mane in her right hand. Cosmo is wearing a brown waistcoat, a white Stetson with a green band, and holding a green rope in his left hand and a white stick horse with a green mane.]
• Cosmo and Wanda: (while spinning their lassos) Giddy up, partner!

[Cosmo and Wanda laugh, while the scene dissolves to the kitchen. Four Timmy clones are sweeping the floor, when they are suddenly snagged in a rug trap.]

• Timmy: (while speaking through a walkie-talkie) This is T-1. Four down, acknowledge!
• Wanda: (through the walkie-talkie) Roger that, T-1!

[The scene cuts to Mrs. Turner's bedroom.]

• Vicky: (while exiting Mrs. Turner's bathroom with an ice pack on her head) I'll just lie down in Ms. Turner's bed. [Vicky lies down on Mrs. Turner's bed.] Ugh, so ill...
• Timmy clone: (off-screen) Hey, Sicky!

[Vicky looks over to see four of the clones dressed as a barbershop quartet.]

• Timmy clones: (singing) Sweet Adeline!

[Vicky screams and dashes into the closet. The clones laugh. A green claw appears, and they stop laughing and look up. The claw grabs them and drags them up. The scene cuts to show Cosmo in helicopter form, holding the clones in the claw. One of his wheels enters his body and exits holding a walkie-talkie.]

• Cosmo: Cosmo, party of four! [He laughs.] I'm killing' me!

[Cosmo flies away. The scene cuts to Timmy in a pink excavator.]

• Timmy: Roger that! Last load coming' up!

[Timmy pulls a lever. It cuts to the exterior, where it is revealed that Wanda is the excavator. There are several Timmy clones running away from Wanda and Timmy, who are chasing them. Wanda's head lowers, the clones scream, and Wanda scoops them up. The scene cuts to show Cosmo, still in helicopter form and no longer has the claw with Timmy clones. Cosmo flies up to Wanda. He opens a hatch in his back. Wanda drops the Timmy clones in, while they make undisguisable comments. Cosmo closes the hatch. He flies to the Turner House, revealing they were in the front of the house. He magically opens the Turners' roof and drops the clones into Timmy's room.]

• Various Timmy Clones: What?! Quit Shoving! Ow! Come on!

[Cosmo flies up and magically closes the roof. He then teleports with a green "Boink!". The scene cuts to Timmy's room, where the clones are fighting.]

• Various Timmy Clones: Stop! Quit Shoving! Knock it off!

[Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy teleport in, floating above the other clones.]

• Wanda: All present and accounted for!
• Cosmo: Do your stuff, amigo!
• Timmy: I wish the clones were gone!
• Timmy Clones: Hey, wait a minute!

[The clones disappear in a bright green light with "GONE!" in yellow. The scene dissipates to show the closet, where Vicky is in the fetal position, rocking back and forth.]

• Vicky: There is only one Timmy. Only one Timmy. Only one Timmy.

[The door opens and Vicky screams. She flies backward. The scene cuts to Timmy in the doorway.]

• Timmy: Vicky! There you are! You feel asleep, started sleepwalking, and ended up here in the closet.
• Vicky: Sleepwalking?
• Timmy: (while Timmy leads Vicky from the closet to Mrs. Turner's bed. Mrs. Turner's bedroom has a multi-mirror stand that wasn't in the previous scene with the room.) Yeah. Funniest thing - [Vicky hops onto the bed.] you were muttering something about copies. Ha!
• Vicky: Uh, yeah, copies. Haha. [She clears her throat.] Well, you're still only one kid, and you've still got a lot of work to do, Pee-wee!
• Timmy: Okay. [He hops backward to be in front of the mirror stand, making it appear as if there are six of him.] Where should I start?

[Vicky screams and faints. Cosmo and Wanda teleport in.]

• Wanda: Hmm, mirrors?
• Cosmo: Primitive, but effective.
• Wanda: (while pointing to Timmy) You're a whole lot of man, mister!

[Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy laugh.]

• Cosmo: You meant me, right?

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