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"The Show Off"
Episode	7
Airdate	March 31, 2022
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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder episode "The Show Off", which aired on March 31, 2022.

Script

Zina: Go talk to him!

Zina: You got this, chica.

Viv: I don't got this, chica.

Zina: You got this, chica.

Viv: I really don't.

Zina: You got this, mamas.

Viv: I don't!

Zina: Go talk to him!

Viv: Nuh-uh!

Zina: Go, go, go!

Viv: No, no, no!

Zina: Fine, I'll go talk to him.

Viv: Don't you dare!

Zina: Mamas!

Zina: Where's that voice been hiding?

Viv: I don't know.

Viv: Dumont Prinze

Viv: just makes me crazy.

Viv: I mean, look at him.

Viv: What is it about guy

Viv: who eats cake with chopsticks?

Viv and Zina: [dreamily] Sophisticated.

Zina: Now go get him, girl.

Zina: Oh, just keep in mind, if you say something and he responds with "That's wild," that means he's bored, and you gotta pivot.

Viv: Ooh.

Viv: You got spit in my eye.

Zina: But if you say something and he responds with "that's sick," it means your pivot was practically perfect.

Viv: Okay, got it.

Viv: [sing-song] I've got the perfect opening line!

[light music]

♪ ♪

Viv: Is that my-croscope

Viv: or your-croscope?

Dumont: What?

Viv: I said, is that

Viv: my-croscope

Viv: or your--

Dumont: It's neither of our croscopes. I'm just holding it for my friend who needed to use the bathroom.

♪ ♪

Viv: Why would anyone bring a microscope to the bathroom?

- [thud]

Vicky: (offscreen) Ow!

Vicky: Which one of you twerps left a microscope in the bathroom again?

Vicky: Was it you, Vivian Turner, who I suspect to have fairies?

Viv: [quickly] No, it wasn't me.

Vicky: Hmm.

Vicky: Exactly what someone with fairies would say.

Vicky: I'm watching you.

Vicky: Ow, ugh!

Viv: Teachers, am I right?

Viv: Any-scope, what are you getting after this weekend?

Dumont: Gonna hit up some parties.

Viv: Nice, nice, nice, nice, well,

Viv: I'm about to crack open this new novel about an Amish detective girl...

Dumont: That's wild.

Zina [shouting] Pivot!

Viv: Uh, just kidding!

Viv: This girl will be going to "partays" all weekend long.

Dumont: Oh, sick!

Viv: Yes!

Dumont: Whose party?

Viv: shoot.

Viv: Whose party?

Viv: Was that your question?

Viv: To me?

Viv: Because...

Viv: You know what?

[sad music playing]

Viv: There is no party.

Viv: I just lied to impress you, which was dumb

Viv: but I'm gonna spend the whole weekend reading and watching "Riverpound."

Viv: And before you make fun of me for loving British costume dramas set in the 1800s, just know--

Dumont: Shh.

Dumont: I love "Riverpound."

Dumont: I love how the bookish girl always gets a gentle kiss on the cheek from a prince.

[hopeful music playing]

Dumont: Viv?

Roy: Viv?

Roy: Viv?

Roy: Vivian!

Viv: Oh!

Viv: What--

Viv: what happened?

Roy: You fainted.

Roy: Dumont asked,

Roy: "Whose party?"

Roy: and then you said,

Roy: "Whose party?"

Roy: and then, boom,

Roy: straight up fainted.

Roy: Someone posted a Clik-Clok of it.

Viv: Oh, this could not get any worse!

Roy: Oh, boy howdy, does it get worse.

Roy: Dumont commented,

Roy: "That was weird lol,"

Roy: and then my mom commented,

Roy: "He is definitely not gonna ask you out now, Vivian."

Roy: A little kick emoji.

Viv: I'm just gonna curl up with a ball of cheese and watch "Riverpound."

Zina: Baby girl.

Zina I thought I told you to pivot.

Viv: Oh!

Viv: Well, I'm pivoting home.

Zina: The dating world is so tough.

Zina: Aren't you glad we don't have to deal with all that stuff anymore?

Zina: Now that we're a perfect pair.

Roy: Yeah, not a pair, Zina.

♪ ♪

Zina: You spin that ball like you'll spin my heart.

♪ ♪

Narrator: Previously on "Riverpound"...

Riverpound Character: Lady Buttunia, I'm now going to kiss you the only way we know how to in Riverpound,

Riverpound Character: gently and upon the cheek.

Cosmo: [mouth full]

Cosmo: He's such a rake.

[loud kiss]

[both sigh]

Viv: I bet if Dimmsdale were like "Riverpound,"

Viv: Dumont would be gently macking on my cheek

Viv: instead of me, alone,

Viv: snacking on my cheese.

Cosmo: Oh,

Cosmo: they're about to decide if it's finally time to feed the ducks.

Riverpound Character: Now, have we considered the duck feeding from all angles?

Roy: Oh, my God

Roy: have they still not fed the ducks on "Riverpound" yet?

Wanda: How long can they talk about something before they do it on that show?

Cosmo: As long as it takes.

Viv: They need to consider it from all angles!

Ty: (offscreen) Vivian!

[dramatic tango music playing]

Ty: Hey girl, hey,

Ty: just checking on you.

Viv: I'm guessing you saw the Clik-Clok of me.

Ty: Fainting?

Ty: Ow!

Ty: We don't know what you're talking about.

Viv: Rachel literally commented on it.

Rachel: My comment got, like, 40 likes.

Ty: [sternly] Rachel.

Rachel: But I hope things work out for you and Dumont.

Rachel: Who knows?

Rachel: Maybe he likes the way you,

Rachel: what's the word for it?

Rachel: Oh, look, we've exited.

Viv: Can everyone please just let me binge "Riverpound" in peace?

Roy: No, I hate "Riverpound."

Roy: We should watch "Action High."

Wanda: Ooh!

Wanda: Now there's a show!

[upbeat music playing]

♪ It's "Action High" ♪

- ♪ Instead of math,

they learn to punch ♪

♪ "Action High" ♪

- ♪ Instead of Language Arts,

they learn kicking ♪

♪ No time for prom

when there's a b*mb ♪

♪ Raction Righ ♪

[coughs]

Viv: Did they say "Raction Righ"?

Roy: Reck reah, they did.

Viv: Ugh, every episode is the same.

Viv: They defuse a b*mb,

Viv: the villain captures someone,

Viv: a random side character reveals they have amazing fighting skills.

Viv: At the end, someone says,

Viv: "How about some nachos?"

Viv: and everyone laughs like it's funny!

- [laughs]

Wanda: Nachos!

Wanda: Funny.

Wanda: Let's go watch it somewhere away from these haters.

Roy: And eat some nachos.

Roy: Raction Righ!

Roy: Whoo!

Viv: You know, none of this would have ever happened if Dimmsdale were like "Riverpound."

Cosmo: Yeah, fainting's cool in the Pound.

Viv: And I bet Dumont would be crazy for me there.

Cosmo: You think he'd kiss you

Cosmo: gently and on the cheek?

Viv: Only one way to find out.

Viv: I wish Dimmsdale was like the show "Riverpound."

Narrator: Welcome to Dimmsdale.

Narrator: Starring...

Narrator: Lady Vivian

Narrator: Master Ty

Narrator: Countess Rachel

Narrator: Prince Dumont

Narrator: Chamber Pot Maid Zina

Narrator: and Roy

Narrator: as 'Roy the Duck Wrangler'

Roy: Oh, no,

Roy: I'm the duck guy in "Riverpound"?

Narrator: [laughs]

Narrator: Yes.

[elegant classical music]

♪ ♪

Viv: This is the best wish ever.

Cosmo: Look at all the old-timey kids

Cosmo: doing old timey stuff.

Zina: Watch the goo,

Zina: watch the goo!

Zina: Chamber pot coming through.

Viv: Zina!

Zina: Sorry, love, can't talk.

Zina: I'm a chamber pot maid, I am.

♪ 'Tis the life

of a chamber pot maid ♪

Viv: Okay.

Viv: If this is anything like "Riverpound," I'll just be

Viv: sitting here,

Viv: reading under a tree,

Viv: and soon Dumont--

Dumont: Pardon me, madam.

Dumont: They call me Prince Dumont

Dumont: because that is my name and my title.

Dumont: Perchance,

Dumont: are you reading a book?

Dumont: Perchance

Dumont: under the tree,

Dumont: perchance?

Viv: Why, yes,

Viv: this very book

Viv: under this very tree,

Viv: per this very chance.

[chuckles]

Dumont: You're not like other girls,

Dumont: are you?

Viv: I'm not.

Viv: At all.

Roy: Viv!

Dumont: Ahh!

Roy: I can't believe you made Dimmsdale like "Riverpound."

Viv: [scoffs]

Viv: It's Lady Viv, and yes.

Roy: Can I make it "Action High" instead?

Roy: I'm tired of wrangling ducks!

Roy: They're bitey!

Viv: Not until I get my cheek kissed.

Roy: What am I supposed to do until then?

- [ducks quacking]

Zina: Oh, no.

Zina: I let the ducks loose again.

Zina: And they's being extra bitey, they is!

[groans]

[dreamy music]

Narrator: Hornet Royalty Gus has just listed all his best qualities.

Rachel: Not enough!

Ty: Out with ye!

- ♪ Off ya go,

off ya go ♪

♪ At night, I sleeps

in a trough, ya know ♪

Gus: No!

both: Next!

Nate Buxaplenty: Ahoy, ahoy,

Nate Buxaplenty: lords and lasses.

Nate Buxaplenty: Allow me to cut to the chase.

Nate Buxaplenty: I'm rich.

Rachel: Oh, he seems rich.

Ty: I'm getting that vibe as well.

Ty: Continue with your wooing.

Viv: This is amazing.

Wanda: What's the point of all this?

Wanda: We all know you're gonna end up with Dumont.

Cosmo: They have to consider it from all angles, Wanda.

Wanda: Why must you be so loutish?

Nate Buxaplenty: So in conclusion,

Nate Buxaplenty: I am rich.

Rachel: [tearfully] Beautiful.

Ty: [tearfully] He's just so rich.

Rachel: One question, though.

Rachel: Are you... evil?

- [sinister music plays]

Nate Buxaplenty: No...

Rachel: Good enough for us.

Ty: Well, Nathaniel,

Ty: since you and your money are the last suitors before us,

Ty: I hereby declare you--

Dumont: Wait!

Viv: Dumont!

Viv: I was beginning to think you wouldn't show.

Dumont: How could I not?

Dumont: You're bookish.

Ty: Prince Dumont,

Ty: you may be charming

Ty: and handsome

Ty: and well top-hatted...

Rachel: But can you beat rich and suddenly moustached and most likely not evil?

Rachel: Hmm.

Dumont: Look,

Dumont: if I may offer a gift that pales in comparison to Viv's beauty...

Ty: Ooh, a bribe!

Rachel: He might be rich, too.

♪ ♪

Viv: It's beautiful...

Viv: despite being smudged with chamber pot goo.

Zina: Oh, s'my bad, it is.

Dumont: I also wrote an epic poem about--

Roy: Viv, I'm bored!

Roy: Can we do an "Action High" now?

Roy: I am sick of these ducks!

Viv: Ah, can everyone talk amongst themselves about how I'm not like other girls

Viv: while I talk to my insolent stepbrother?

[talking indiscernibly]

Viv: Would you calm down?

Viv: I'm just trying to get a gentle cheek kiss from Dumont,

Viv: and then you can wish for Dimmsdale to be like "Action High."

Roy: That could take forever!

Roy: Took them six episodes on "Riverpound" to finally decide to feed the ducks.

Viv: They fed them?

Viv: Spoilers, Roy!

Roy: I don't get why you're doing all this.

Roy: You shouldn't have to change the world to get a guy.

Viv: I'm gonna ignore how insightful that was because being wooed is kind of awesome.

Ty: Milady,

Ty: is your stepbrother bothering you?

Viv: Actually, he is.

Viv: He's getting in the way of my gentle cheek kiss.

Viv: Just for that,

Viv: gruel for supper.

Viv: And for dessert, flan!

Roy: No!

Roy: Flan is just sugar boogers floating in its own snot.

Viv: Toodle-oo, flan boy.

[both chortle haughtily]

Ty: Oh, lady Vivian, so droll.

Roy: Cosmo, Wanda.

Roy: I want outta here.

Wanda: Honey, I agree that "Riverpound" isn't your style,

Wanda: but don't you think it might be a good idea to let Viv have the spotlight for a minute?

Roy: Mm... no.

Roy: I wish that Dimmsdale was like "Action High".

Cosmo: Oh, well, we tried.

♪ Dimmsdale High ♪

♪ Ragin' Roy ♪

- ♪ He's got

a gnarly eyepatch ♪

- ♪ Kara-Ty ♪

- ♪ He'll kara-ty

your face off ♪

♪ Rootin' Tootin' Ray Ray ♪

♪ I guess she's a cowboy ♪

♪ Mission Control Viv ♪

♪ She's stuck to a chair ♪

- Geez!

- Deal with it.

♪ Janitor Zina ♪

- ♪ You know

what a janitor is ♪

♪ Daredevil Dumont ♪

- ♪ Skateboarding ninja

with no interest in Viv ♪

- Come on!

- Deal with it.

♪ And Evil Vicky 'cause ♪

- ♪ We gotta have a bad guy ♪

- [growls]

♪ On Rimmsrale Righ ♪

- Okay, I seriously

can't get out of my chair.

- Hah, I know,

'cause it's

♪ Rimmsrale Righ ♪

[coughs]

Oh, yeah, that's the take.

[siren wails]

[police scanner chatter]

[helicopter whirring]

♪ ♪

Roy: [hoarsely] Ugh.

[spits]

Roy: Splinter.

Roy: Gettin' too old for these picks.

Furlbey: Ragin' Roy!

Furlbey: Are you thirsty?

Roy: I could drink.

Furlbey: Thanks for keeping our High so safe.

Roy: [clicks tongue]

Roy: Two hydrogen atoms, one oxygen atom.

Roy: So far, so water.

Roy: But hold on!

Roy: The third ingredient...

Roy: is bomb!

Roy: Citizens!

Roy: Code explosion!

[energetic music]

♪ Rimmsrale Righ ♪

Roy: Ragin' Roy to Mission Control,

Roy: Ragin' Roy to Mission Control.

Roy: I've got a hunch that I'm holding a bomb.

Roy: Do you read me?

Viv: Actually,

Viv: I can't read anything because all my books are gone.

Roy: Yeah, that's because in "Action High," the only books

Roy: are bombs!

Viv: Of course they are.

Viv: I cannot believe that you wished us out of "Riverpound."

Viv: I was this close to getting a gentle cheek kiss,

Viv: and now I can't even get out of my chair!

Roy: Serves you right for making me wrangle ducks in "Riverpound" Dimmsdale for a whole hour!

Viv: Look, how about a truce?

Viv: Half the town,

Viv: including the quad,

Viv: can remain like "Action High."

Roy: You've got a deal.

Viv: I'm not done.

Viv: The other half, including Fancy Dance Dance Studio,

Viv: will be like "Riverpound."

Roy: So you're telling me that Dimmsdale's gonna be like a banana dessert

Roy: and split?

Viv: Wait,

Viv: didn't you have a bomb you're dealing with?

Viv: Shouldn't I help you defuse it before--

Roy: Ah, I've got a bush-ier idea.

♪ ♪

Roy: All in a day's bush.

♪ Rimmsrale Righ ♪

Viv: Cosmo, Wanda?

Cosmo: Look at me.

Cosmo: I'm a jet pilot.

Cosmo: [imitates jet plane]

Cosmo: Honk-honk!

Cosmo: Move it, cloud!

Wanda: [groans]

Wanda: What's your wish, Viv?

Viv: I wish that Dimmsdale was split.

Viv: Half "Riverpound,"

Viv: half "Action High."

[dramatic music]

Rachel: Yeehaw!

Rachel: I'm a cowboy,

Rachel: I guess.

Rachel: Good heavens.

Rachel: I'm a countess, I suppose.

[gentle music playing]

[energetic music]

[police scanner chatter]

Roy: [sighs]

Roy: Another great day, mullet.

Roy: One thing I can't resist,

Roy: besides danger?

Roy: A tarsty plate of nachos.

[gas hissing]

Roy: What's that gas?

Roy: Why am I so sleepy?

Roy: Surely these events aren't connected.

[thud]

[energetic music playing]

• Roy: Oh, strap.

Roy: This can't be good.

- [Russian accent]

Vicky: It's not good.

Vicky: Quite the contrary, in fact.

Roy: Oh, no!

Roy: It's Vicky von Evil!

Roy: You'll never get away with this.

Roy: By the way, what is this?

Vicky: It's simple, really.

Vicky: I've long suspected you to have

Vicky: FAIRY GODPARENTS!

Vicky: so I've put you in a high-stakes situation that forces you to call upon your fairies.

Vicky: And once they poof in here,

Vicky: I'ma steal 'em.

Roy: And what happens if I don't have fairies?

Vicky: Then I'll have one less twerp to deal with.

Vicky: You'll be launch-a-doodled

Vicky: into space,

Vicky: straight to Jupiter's stankiest moon,

Vicky: where all they serve

Vicky: is flan.

Vicky: [cackles]

Roy: Mission Control, help!

Roy: I'm in a narsty sitch!

[chair squeaking]

Roy: Mission Control?

Roy: Mishin contra?

Automated voice: We're sorry,

'Automated voice: the Mission Control you're trying to reach is off getting that cheek kiss and therefore cannot save you.

Automated voice: Good luck.

Roy: Ruh-roh.

♪ Rimmsrale Righ ♪

♪ Rimmsrale Righ ♪

Vicky: [cackles]

Roy: You won't be laughing evilly once I rip these straps into smaller straps!

Vicky: Those straps are made of unbreakable strapium.

Roy: But those are unbreakable!

Vicky Exactly.

Vicky But I'm sure your fairies could break them.

Roy: Gulp.

Cosmo: Oh, no.

Cosmo: We gotta tell Vicky.

Wanda You mean Viv?

Cosmo: Yeah, sure, that one.

Ty: Two suitors left,

Ty: one single ornate feather.

Rachel: One of you is a handsome prince who has obvious chemistry with Lady Vivian.

Ty: The other,

Ty: a rich boy who I'm now certain is evil.

- [sinister music plays]

Nate Buxaplenty: [dubiously] Who, me?

Ty: Yep.

Viv: If I may,

Viv: I have a clear choice of who I want to gently kiss my cheek.

Rachel: We are the parents.

Rachel: In this era, we alone decide.

Rachel: But you like Dumont, right, sweetie?

Viv: Yeah!

Ty: Ooh, yay!

Ty: We'll be right back.

Ty: My wife and I have discussed it,

Ty: and the single ornate feather goes to...

Rachel: Prince Dumont.

Nate Buxaplenty: Drat!

Nate Buxaplenty: I had so many evil plans,

Nate Buxaplenty: most involving flan.

- ♪ Out you go,

out you go ♪

♪ I've never sat on a couch,

you know ♪

Nate Buxaplenty: Never sat on a common couch?

Nate Buxaplenty: You can't be serious!

Ty: Well, Lady Vivian,

Ty: the time has come to place the single ornate feather in Dumont's hat.

[romantic music]

♪ ♪

- [whispering loudly]

Rachel: We'll give you some privacy.

Dumont: Well, I suppose the only thing left to do is gently kiss you upon the cheek.

Rachel and Ty: [both sigh]

[twinkling]

Viv: Uh,

Viv: yes!

Viv: That is exactly what we're gonna do.

Viv: I just need to powder my cheek.

Viv: Don't move a muscle.

Viv: Keep puckering.

Dumont: [strained] Uh, as you wish,

Dumont: but I shan't stay puckered forever.

Viv: You guys,

Viv: I was just about to get cheek kissed!

Wanda: We know, but Vicky

Wanda: but Vicky captured Roy to capture us!

Viv: Fine, I'll call him.

Viv: Where's my phone?

Wanda: In the 21st century, dear.

Cosmo: You could write him a letter,

Cosmo: and maybe he'll get it in a month or two...

Cosmo: unless the mail carrier gets lost

Cosmo: or gets a paper cut and dies.

Viv: Fine, I'll go to the quad.

Wanda: Sweetie, I'm afraid in the "Action High" version of Dimmsdale, you can only be in your mission control seat.

Cosmo: With no dates or friends.

Viv: That's it!

Viv: Sorry, Roy,

Viv: I'm staying here.

Cosmo: No!

Wanda: You're his only hope!

Wanda: We can't interfere,

Wanda: or Vicky will catch us.

Cosmo: And I assume Batman is busy.

Cosmo: Or if he's not,

Cosmo: he's just straight up ghosting me.

Viv: Fine, I'll abandon all hopes of ever getting cheek kissed.

Viv: I mean, how bad could things with Roy really be?

[energetic music]

Roy: You can't hurt me with your stanky flan.

Roy: Nothing can hurt Ragin' Roy.

Vicky: How about this laser?

Roy: [whining] Owwie, that hurt me!

Roy: I want my mommy!

Vicky: Tough beets, Boris!

Vicky: This is real life!

Vicky: Now then, if I may bring your attention to this incredibly long spool of fuse.

Vicky: I'm going to unravel it offscreen, and then

Vicky: I'll light it.

Vicky: If your little fairies don't show up by the time this fuse hits that rocket...

[cackles]

Vicky: You can say do svidanya to Planet Earth!

[cackles]

Roy: [hoarsely] I just have one question.

Roy: [normally] Did you make the fuse incredibly long so you could go fart offscreen?

Vicky: Shut up!

Roy: [hoarsely] Well, old Roy,

Roy: looks like you've got yourself attached to a real rocket.

Viv: [half-heartedly] Ragin' Roy, do you read me?

Viv: I'm here to save you.

Roy: Really?

Roy: Aw, that's cool of you.

Viv: It is pretty cool,

Viv: considering I was just about to get cheek kissed by my crush.

Viv: Now tell me what you see so I can get you outta there.

Roy: I see

Roy: tree...

- ♪ Mopping a tree ♪

Roy: Bench, table...

- ♪ The life of a janitor's ♪

Roy: Tree again.

- ♪ The life for me ♪

Roy: Another bench.

Roy: No, that's the same bench.

Roy: Zina, will you stop singing?

Roy: I'm trying to tell Viv what I see.

Viv: That's it!

Viv: Zina's the side character.

Viv: In every episode of "Action High,"

Viv: there's a side character who can secretly kick butt.

Viv: It's super predictable, but it might be our only way out.

Roy: Hey, Janitor Zina,

Roy: can you kick butt?

Zina: I don't know, but I'll kick anything you want.

Zina: Just tell me you love me.

Roy: I...

Vicky: I wasn't farting!

[fuse sizzling]

Vicky: Well, well, well,

Vicky: if it isn't the unsuspecting janitor.

Vicky: I suggest you continue mopping that tree.

Vicky: I've got a boy with fairies to launch into space.

Zina: Ragin' Roy was about to tell me he loved me!

Roy: Eh...

[ululates]

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

Roy: Mission Control?

Viv: What, Roy?

Roy: Ragin' Roy don't usually do sorrys.

Roy: It's one of his best qualities.

[chuckles]

Roy: But I'm sorry.

Roy: I should've let you have your moment.

Viv: Thanks, Roy.

Viv: And I admit,

Viv: you were right.

Viv: Shouldn't have to change the world for a guy to like me.

Roy: Yeah, especially because in regular Dimmsdale,

Roy: you're way too smart and special for Dumont.

Cosmo and Wanda: Aww!

Zina: Run, my love.

Zina: I got the lit fuse.

Roy: Is she okay?

Vicky: [farts]

Zina: Yeah, she's alive.

Roy: You wanna put that fuse out?

Roy: And then plug your ears?

Zina: Ooh, you're weird.

Zina: I like that.

[fizzling]

Roy: I wish everything was back to normal.

Viv: Yeah, normal, where no one's kissing my cheek.

Viv: Also, I'm kind of hangry.

Viv: I wish for a sandwich.

[upbeat music]

Viv: Oh, strap!

Viv: That's where the barn went?

Roy: Viv.

Roy: You need to come downstairs right now.

Roy: I got a surprise for you.

Viv: I'm good.

Viv: This book has given me enough surprises for today.

Roy: [whining] Come on!

Viv: Okay, fine.

Roy: Yeah!

♪ ♪

[whimsical music]

Ty: Ladies and gentlemen,

Ty: Lady Vivian approaches.

♪ ♪

Rachel: Come get your cheek kiss, my dear.

Viv: One moment.

Viv: Roy, did you wish for the living room to be like "Riverpound" just for me?

Roy: Yeah,

Roy: I was kind of a huge jerk,

Roy: and the least that I could do is make sure you got your cheek kissed.

Viv: Aw.

Viv: Thanks, Roy.

[romantic music playing]

♪ ♪

[giggles]

Ty and Rachel: [both sigh]

Cosmo and Wanda: [both sigh]

Dumont: How was that?

Viv: That was...

Viv: That was...

[splat]

Roy: Oh, man, Viv.

Roy: You landed right in a pile of chamber pot goo.

- ♪ 'Tis the life

of a chamber pot maid! ♪

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