|The Fairly OddParents episode transcript|
|"The Past and the Furious"|
|Airdate:||July 11, 2014|
- [Turner household. Day.]
[Timmy is walking while reading his math book. He opens the door in his room and then Jorgen and other fairies surprised him.]
- Jorgen and other fairies: Surprise!
- Timmy: Aah!
- Jorgen:Oh, it is just turner.
- Timmy: What are you all doing in my room?
- Jorgen: We are here for Cosmo and Wanda's surprise party. It is their ten thousandth year anniversary of being fairy godparents! Don't tell me you forgot?
- Timmy: Of course, I didn't forget, I got them uhh.. Math homework?
- Foop: This party stinks! Where are the pony rides? The bouncy house? The dance floor that opens into a pit of acid? Well, at least a dog brought a dip bowl.
- Sparky: It's not a dip bowl, Timmy's dad is making me wear a cone until I stop chewing the furniture. And the break in his car.
- [Screen switches to Dimmsdale]
[Timmy's dad driving]
- Timmy's dad: I CAN'T STOP! [Car crashes.]
- [Screen switches back to Timmy's room]
- Timmy: Guys, please don't tell Cosmo and Wanda that I forgot their anniversary.
[Cosmo and Wanda appears]
- Jorgen and other fairies: Surprise! [points to Timmy] Timmy forgot your anniversary!
- Wanda: Aww, you shouldn't have. And by that I mean, Timmy, you shouldn't have forgotten!
- Cosmo: He didn't Wanda. Look, he got us math homework, and a dog--!
- Sparky: That does it! [Sparky removes the cone and throws it away]
- Dr. Rip Studwell: Happy anniversary, you crazy kids! Sorry I can't stay.
- Wanda: Is there a medical emergency, Dr. Rip Studwell?
- Dr. Rip Studwell: No, I was invited to a better party than that. But I did get you a little something [Dr. Rip Studwell hands Wanda a gift then poofs away]
[Wanda opens the gift and gets it]
- Wanda: It's a bill! He charged us for his visit.
- Cosmo: Uh-oh, our insurance doesn't cover anniversary parties.
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