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[[Anti-Wanda]]: - our "Friday the 13th-Lovers" Pizza! Try a bite.
 
[[Anti-Wanda]]: - our "Friday the 13th-Lovers" Pizza! Try a bite.
 
TIMMY: Guys really, after the mouth fire and gold barf, I'm - (gulp!)
 
   
 
(They shove a piece of pizza in his mouth.)
 
(They shove a piece of pizza in his mouth.)
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HP: Suck-ups.
 
HP: Suck-ups.
   
Timmy: Fine! You really want to know which of you is the greatest in the universe? Then we'll find out the way we do it on earth...
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Timmy: Fine! You really want to know which of you is the greatest in the universe? Then we'll find out the way we do it on earth... We're gonna get everyone on a level playing field and test their strength, endurance, and ability to look good in tight stretchy pants cuz' it's time for the first ever FAIRY WORLD GAMES!
 
Cosmo: Go on a reality game show where we're forced to eat each other on a deserted island?
 
 
Timmy: No! We're gonna get everyone on a level playing field and test their strength, endurance, and ability to look good in tight stretchy pants cuz' it's time for the first ever FAIRY WORLD GAMES!
 
   
(Timmy is accidentally knocked OS by a duck!)
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(Timmy is accidentally knocked by a duck!)
   
COSMO: Sorry.
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Fairy: Sorry.
 
[[Category:Episode transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Episode transcripts]]

Revision as of 10:32, 23 December 2019

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Script

(At Jorgen's Pizza + Duck-Zooka Parlor)

Timmy: Thanks for bringing me to Fairy World guys. I've been wanting to try the cuisine at Jorgen's Pizza and Duck-zooka Parlor for a long time.

Cosmo&Wanda: Duck!

(A duck flies over them)

Fairy #1 and #2: Sorry.

Wanda: Well, I like it a lot better than his 'Skunk-zooka' parlor.

Timmy: Cool! And if the Duck-zooka action is this good, I bet the pizza is going to be amazing!

(JORGEN kicks open the kitchen door and arrives at the table holding a dangerous-looking pizza)

Jorgen: You're duck-tooting it is! Behold. My new 'Pain-Lovers Pizza!' Piled high with barbed wire and sand bags! Try a piece!

Timmy: Uh, do I have to?

Jorgen: YES!

(Timmy takes a bite and it explodes!)

Jorgen: The "Land-mine-stuffed-crust" gives it extra zip! It's a no-man's-land of flavor!

Timmy: Y'know once you get past the seared flesh, it's actually pretty good.

Jorgen: Would you say it's the 'Greatest Pizza in the Universe'?

(The front door kicks open and Head Pixie and Sanderson enter)

Head Pixie: Don't answer that Turner. Not until you try our new creation... Behold, the 'Money Lovers' Pizza. It's the pizza that pays you back!

(HP shove a bite in Timmy's mouth. Smoke shoots from his ears! His eyes spin like slots then land on '$' signs!)

Timmy: Cough! Gak! Hack!

(Timmy's mouth opens and gold coins spill out! Cosmo catches the coins in his shirt.)

HP: Now tell me that's not better than Jorgen's slice of pure rabbit droppings.

(The door kicks open. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda enter. Anti-Wanda is knocked OS by a duck.)

Anti-Cosmo: Don't say a word Timmy Turner! Not until you try -

(AC brings Timmy a surprisingly normal-looking pizza.)

Anti-Wanda: - our "Friday the 13th-Lovers" Pizza! Try a bite.

(They shove a piece of pizza in his mouth.)

Anti-Cosmo: It's the Pizza that gives you bad luck!

(An anvil falls on Timmy, then a safe then a piano with Cupid)

Jorgen: Turner! Tell them that pizza made by fairies is the best in the universe!

Anti-Cosmo: No! Tell Jorgen that Anti-Fairy pizza is the best in the universe!

(They all start arguing as other Fairies, Pixies and Anti-Fairies join in.)

Jorgen/AC/HP/Others: No mine/tell them Turner!/Don't make me use this!/Bring it on!

(Jorgen Pizza + Duck-zooka explodes! Charred Ducks fall from the sky. Everyone's charred and smoldering)

Wanda: BACK OFF! Timmy's tired of being the guinea pig in your 'Who's the best in the universe' contests!

Jorgen: But Wanda, Timmy's not a Fairy, Pixie or an Anti-fairy, which makes him the perfect judge.

Cosmo: Well, what about an Anti-Fairy Godchild. Go blow up their mouth.

Anti-Cosmo: We don't have godchildren. We're the opposite of fairies, remember?

HP: And I'm surrounded by Pixies who tell me what I want to hear all day. Watch...who's the greatest?

All Pixies: You are sir.

HP: Suck-ups.

Timmy: Fine! You really want to know which of you is the greatest in the universe? Then we'll find out the way we do it on earth... We're gonna get everyone on a level playing field and test their strength, endurance, and ability to look good in tight stretchy pants cuz' it's time for the first ever FAIRY WORLD GAMES!

(Timmy is accidentally knocked by a duck!)

Fairy: Sorry.