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|Airdate = September 4, 1998 |
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*'''[[Mr. Turner]]''': Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy? |
*'''[[Mr. Turner]]''': Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy? |
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*'''[[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]''': Oxygen...darkness... |
*'''[[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]''': Oxygen...darkness... |
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*'''Timmy''': Mom told ''you'' to do 'em! |
*'''Timmy''': Mom told ''you'' to do 'em! |
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*'''Vicky''': Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this ''magazine'', would you? [''holds up a magazine titled "Chix"''] |
*'''Vicky''': Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this ''magazine'', would you? [''holds up a magazine titled "Chix"''] |
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*'''Timmy''': That's not mine! Mom will never believe you. |
*'''Timmy''': That's not mine! Mom will never believe you. |
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*'''Vicky''': Ha! Oh, I wouldn't say that; it works great at ''my'' house! Just ask my little brother. ''[dials on the phone and a child screaming is heard on the receiver]'' |
*'''Vicky''': Ha! Oh, I wouldn't say that; it works great at ''my'' house! Just ask my little brother. ''[dials on the phone and a child screaming is heard on the receiver]'' |
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*'''Timmy''': OK, OK, I'll do it! |
*'''Timmy''': OK, OK, I'll do it! |
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*'''Vicky''': [''sitting down to watch TV''] Excellent! And as your reward, how about I order pizza for us? |
*'''Vicky''': [''sitting down to watch TV''] Excellent! And as your reward, how about I order pizza for us? |
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*'''Timmy''': OK, but no anchovies! |
*'''Timmy''': OK, but no anchovies! |
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*'''Timmy''': Hey, you ate all the pizza! |
*'''Timmy''': Hey, you ate all the pizza! |
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*'''Vicky''': Relax, runt. I saved you a piece. [''holds up one with anchovies''] |
*'''Vicky''': Relax, runt. I saved you a piece. [''holds up one with anchovies''] |
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*'''Timmy''': AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! |
*'''Timmy''': AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! |
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*'''Vicky''': Good, you're awake. Wouldn't want you to miss your bedtime! |
*'''Vicky''': Good, you're awake. Wouldn't want you to miss your bedtime! |
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*'''Timmy''': But I'm not tired! |
*'''Timmy''': But I'm not tired! |
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*'''Vicky''': Oh, we could watch your favorite television show - ''The World of Lip Gloss''! It's on the Makeup Channel. |
*'''Vicky''': Oh, we could watch your favorite television show - ''The World of Lip Gloss''! It's on the Makeup Channel. |
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*'''Timmy''': That's ''your'' favorite show! |
*'''Timmy''': That's ''your'' favorite show! |
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*'''Vicky''': Oh, so it is! [''laughs evilly and leaves the room''] |
*'''Vicky''': Oh, so it is! [''laughs evilly and leaves the room''] |
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*'''Timmy''': Very funny! [''slams door and gets out his [[Magic 9-Ball]]''] Oh Magic 9-Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies? ''[reading answer]'' ''[[wikipedia:Titanic (1997 film)|Titanic: Director's Cut]]''?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb! |
*'''Timmy''': Very funny! [''slams door and gets out his [[Magic 9-Ball]]''] Oh Magic 9-Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies? ''[reading answer]'' ''[[wikipedia:Titanic (1997 film)|Titanic: Director's Cut]]''?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb! |
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*''[He throws the Magic 9-Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Cosmo and Wanda.]'' |
*''[He throws the Magic 9-Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Cosmo and Wanda.]'' |
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*'''[[Cosmo]] and [[Wanda]]''': HEY TIMMY! |
*'''[[Cosmo]] and [[Wanda]]''': HEY TIMMY! |
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*'''Cosmo''': I'm Cosmo! |
*'''Cosmo''': I'm Cosmo! |
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*'''Wanda''': I'm Wanda! |
*'''Wanda''': I'm Wanda! |
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*'''Both''': And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS! |
*'''Both''': And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS! |
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*'''Wanda''': What do you think, Timmy? |
*'''Wanda''': What do you think, Timmy? |
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*'''Timmy''': I think I'm calling the cops. |
*'''Timmy''': I think I'm calling the cops. |
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*'''Cosmo''': If you do, we'll just go away forever. |
*'''Cosmo''': If you do, we'll just go away forever. |
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*'''Timmy''': Why? |
*'''Timmy''': Why? |
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*'''Cosmo''': There's lots of rules, Timmy. |
*'''Cosmo''': There's lots of rules, Timmy. |
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*'''Timmy''': Why are you here? |
*'''Timmy''': Why are you here? |
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*'''Cosmo''': We want to help you! We're magic! Ooh! Magic! Ooh! |
*'''Cosmo''': We want to help you! We're magic! Ooh! Magic! Ooh! |
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*'''Wanda''': We grant wishes! [''chuckles''] |
*'''Wanda''': We grant wishes! [''chuckles''] |
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*'''Vicky''': [''slams door open''] What's going on in here?! |
*'''Vicky''': [''slams door open''] What's going on in here?! |
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*'''Timmy''': Nothing. |
*'''Timmy''': Nothing. |
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*'''Vicky''': What's with the fish? |
*'''Vicky''': What's with the fish? |
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*'''Timmy''': Uh, those are my godfish-- goldfish! |
*'''Timmy''': Uh, those are my godfish-- goldfish! |
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*'''Vicky''': Fish are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em! |
*'''Vicky''': Fish are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em! |
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*'''Timmy''': ''No!'' |
*'''Timmy''': ''No!'' |
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*'''Cosmo''': Should we do something? |
*'''Cosmo''': Should we do something? |
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*'''Wanda''': Well, he's got to wish for it first! |
*'''Wanda''': Well, he's got to wish for it first! |
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*'''Cosmo''': Ooh, I hate that rule. |
*'''Cosmo''': Ooh, I hate that rule. |
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*'''Wanda''': I'm calling a union meeting. |
*'''Wanda''': I'm calling a union meeting. |
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*'''Wanda''': [''sarcastically''] Sweet girl. |
*'''Wanda''': [''sarcastically''] Sweet girl. |
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*'''Cosmo''': I love her fangs. |
*'''Cosmo''': I love her fangs. |
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*'''Timmy''': You grant wishes, huh? |
*'''Timmy''': You grant wishes, huh? |
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*'''Cosmo''': Sure do! |
*'''Cosmo''': Sure do! |
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*'''Cosmo''': You always were great with dessert! [''he and Wanda giggle''] |
*'''Cosmo''': You always were great with dessert! [''he and Wanda giggle''] |
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*'''Cosmo''': Oooh, may I, Pookie? |
*'''Cosmo''': Oooh, may I, Pookie? |
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*'''Wanda''': Of course, Stallion. |
*'''Wanda''': Of course, Stallion. |
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*'''Timmy''': Aaaaahhhhh! |
*'''Timmy''': Aaaaahhhhh! |
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*'''Wanda''': He said "chocolate ''shake'', not "chocolate ''snake''!" |
*'''Wanda''': He said "chocolate ''shake'', not "chocolate ''snake''!" |
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*'''Cosmo''': [''Looking at his wand''] I gotta get this thing fixed! |
*'''Cosmo''': [''Looking at his wand''] I gotta get this thing fixed! |
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*'''Wanda''': Timmy, wish for something! |
*'''Wanda''': Timmy, wish for something! |
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*'''Timmy''': I wish she was a fly! [''C&W turn her into one and give Timmy a flyswatter''] Thank you. |
*'''Timmy''': I wish she was a fly! [''C&W turn her into one and give Timmy a flyswatter''] Thank you. |
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*'''Vicky''': Aaaaahhhhh! [''flies away and backs onto the freezer door''] |
*'''Vicky''': Aaaaahhhhh! [''flies away and backs onto the freezer door''] |
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*'''Timmy''': Frostbite! |
*'''Timmy''': Frostbite! |
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*'''Cosmo''': Anything else, Timmy? |
*'''Cosmo''': Anything else, Timmy? |
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*'''Timmy''': Here's a wish list. |
*'''Timmy''': Here's a wish list. |
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*'''C&W''': Ooooooh. |
*'''C&W''': Ooooooh. |
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*'''Vicky''': [''now back to normal''] You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter! |
*'''Vicky''': [''now back to normal''] You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter! |
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*'''Cosmo''': [''as [[wikipedia:Groucho Marx|Groucho Marx]]''] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter! |
*'''Cosmo''': [''as [[wikipedia:Groucho Marx|Groucho Marx]]''] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter! |
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*'''Vicky''': Help! |
*'''Vicky''': Help! |
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*'''Cosmo''': Sorry! The secret word was pie! [''throws a pie in Vicky's face''] |
*'''Cosmo''': Sorry! The secret word was pie! [''throws a pie in Vicky's face''] |
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*'''Cosmo''': Sorry, is it my breath? |
*'''Cosmo''': Sorry, is it my breath? |
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*'''Vicky''': Yikes! |
*'''Vicky''': Yikes! |
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*'''Wanda''': [''wearing a Darth Vader costume''] The force is strong with this one! |
*'''Wanda''': [''wearing a Darth Vader costume''] The force is strong with this one! |
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*'''Cosmo''': [''wearing the same''] I am your father! I always wanted to say that. |
*'''Cosmo''': [''wearing the same''] I am your father! I always wanted to say that. |
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*'''Timmy''': [''dressed like Snidely Whiplash''] Well Vicky, any last words? |
*'''Timmy''': [''dressed like Snidely Whiplash''] Well Vicky, any last words? |
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*'''Cosmo''': [''as the train''] Woo woo, baby, woo woo! |
*'''Cosmo''': [''as the train''] Woo woo, baby, woo woo! |
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*'''Timmy''': Well? |
*'''Timmy''': Well? |
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*'''Vicky''': I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Stop, I'll do anything! [''scene fades as if it were a dream''] Anything! |
*'''Vicky''': I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Stop, I'll do anything! [''scene fades as if it were a dream''] Anything! |
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*'''Mr. Turner''': Vicky? Vicky? Looks like you were having a bad dream. Maybe too much pizza? |
*'''Mr. Turner''': Vicky? Vicky? Looks like you were having a bad dream. Maybe too much pizza? |
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*'''Vicky''': Uh, sure. |
*'''Vicky''': Uh, sure. |
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*'''Timmy''': Oh, Vicky, remember you promised to hand-wash all my laundry? After all, mom, she did such a great job on the dishes. |
*'''Timmy''': Oh, Vicky, remember you promised to hand-wash all my laundry? After all, mom, she did such a great job on the dishes. |
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*'''Mrs. Turner''': Of course, dear. |
*'''Mrs. Turner''': Of course, dear. |
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*'''Timmy''': See ya, Vicky! Hey mom, Vicky's the best friend ever! Can she babysit all the time? |
*'''Timmy''': See ya, Vicky! Hey mom, Vicky's the best friend ever! Can she babysit all the time? |
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*'''Mrs. Turner''': Of course, dear. |
*'''Mrs. Turner''': Of course, dear. |
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*'''Cosmo''': Looks like we'll be here a while! |
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Revision as of 20:06, 6 May 2020
The Fairly OddParents! episode transcript | |
"The Fairly OddParents! (episode)" | |
Season №: | 0 |
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Airdate: | September 4, 1998 |
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents! episode, "The Fairly OddParents! (episode)" from Season 0, which aired on September 4, 1998.
Script
[the Turner's house at night.]
- Mr. Turner: Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?
- Vicky: No problem, Mr. Turner! I just love Timmy. [grabs Timmy] We're gonna be best pals. [hearts for eyes; angel halo appears on the top of her head] Right, Timmy?
- Timmy: Oxygen...darkness...
- Vicky: Have fun at the movies! Bye! [her loving smile changes to a nasty-looking scowl as she shuts the door] All right, squirt, three things: 1) Stay out of my way. 2) Go to bed early. 3) Do the dishes.
- Timmy: Mom told you to do 'em!
- Vicky: Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this magazine, would you? [holds up a magazine titled "Chix"]
- Timmy: That's not mine! Mom will never believe you.
- Vicky: Ha! Oh, I wouldn't say that; it works great at my house! Just ask my little brother. [dials on the phone and a child screaming is heard on the receiver]
- Timmy: OK, OK, I'll do it!
- Vicky: [sitting down to watch TV] Excellent! And as your reward, how about I order pizza for us?
- Timmy: OK, but no anchovies!
[About 15 minutes later, he crawls out of the kitchen and comes upon Vicky with an empty pizza box.]
- Timmy: Hey, you ate all the pizza!
- Vicky: Relax, runt. I saved you a piece. [holds up one with anchovies]
- Timmy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
[Later, Timmy lies on his bed. Vicky drenches a bucket of water on him.]
- Vicky: Good, you're awake. Wouldn't want you to miss your bedtime!
- Timmy: But I'm not tired!
- Vicky: Oh, we could watch your favorite television show - The World of Lip Gloss! It's on the Makeup Channel.
- Timmy: That's your favorite show!
- Vicky: Oh, so it is! [laughs evilly and leaves the room]
- Timmy: Very funny! [slams door and gets out his Magic 9-Ball] Oh Magic 9-Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies? [reading answer] Titanic: Director's Cut?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb!
- [He throws the Magic 9-Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Cosmo and Wanda.]
- Cosmo and Wanda: HEY TIMMY!
- Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
- Wanda: I'm Wanda!
- Both: And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!
- Wanda: What do you think, Timmy?
- Timmy: I think I'm calling the cops.
- Wanda: Hold it, tiger! [a railway signal appear stopping Timmy] You can't tell anyone about us.
- Cosmo: If you do, we'll just go away forever.
- Timmy: Why?
- Wanda: Well, that's what the rulebook says. [poofs up Da Rules and it lands on Timmy] Oops! Sorry.
- Cosmo: There's lots of rules, Timmy.
- Timmy: Why are you here?
- Cosmo: We want to help you! We're magic! Ooh! Magic! Ooh!
- Wanda: We grant wishes! [chuckles]
- Vicky: [slams door open] What's going on in here?!
- Timmy: Nothing.
- Vicky: What's with the fish?
- Timmy: Uh, those are my godfish-- goldfish!
- Vicky: Fish are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em!
- Timmy: No!
- Cosmo: Should we do something?
- Wanda: Well, he's got to wish for it first!
- Cosmo: Ooh, I hate that rule.
- Wanda: I'm calling a union meeting.
- Vicky: I want these disgusting creatures out of here [walks out of the room] or it's toilet time for the two of them! [exits and slams the door]
- [Cosma and Wanda pop out of their fish disguises and back to their fairy form]
- Wanda: [sarcastically] Sweet girl.
- Cosmo: I love her fangs.
- Timmy: You grant wishes, huh?
- Cosmo: Sure do!
- Wanda: And we love clients with [wave her arms wide and hits Cosmo off-screen by accident] creative imaginations!
- Timmy: Then I wish for one thing: gelatin.
[quick cut to Vicky relaxing in the bathtub. The water turns into gelatin, much to her horror.]
- Cosmo: You always were great with dessert! [he and Wanda giggle]
- Timmy: Whipped cream! [the shower head squirts it on Vicky] Cherry! [a giant cherry lands on Vicky as she tries to sneak out of the tub] That's great! Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?
- Cosmo: Oooh, may I, Pookie?
- Wanda: Of course, Stallion.
[Cosmo turns Vicky into a giant snake.]
- Timmy: Aaaaahhhhh!
- Wanda: He said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"
- Cosmo: [Looking at his wand] I gotta get this thing fixed!
[the giant snake Vicky jumps and crashes through the bathroom walls and chase after Timmy]
- Wanda: Timmy, wish for something!
- Timmy: I wish she was a fly! [C&W turn her into one and give Timmy a flyswatter] Thank you.
- Vicky: Aaaaahhhhh! [flies away and backs onto the freezer door]
- Timmy: Frostbite!
[C&W come out of the freezer as polar bears and scare Vicky.]
- Cosmo: Anything else, Timmy?
- Timmy: Here's a wish list.
- C&W: Ooooooh.
- Vicky: [now back to normal] You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter!
- Wanda: [sits on Vicky, as a giant baby] Goo goo.
- Cosmo: [as Groucho Marx] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!
- Vicky: Help!
- Cosmo: Sorry! The secret word was pie! [throws a pie in Vicky's face]
[Vicky screams and runs off, then stops and sees she's in a belly of a whale, actually a transformed Cosmo. She screams again and jumps out of him.]
- Cosmo: Sorry, is it my breath?
[Vicky swims for her life and is suddenly turned into an astronaut. Cosmo and Wanda come zapping her in colored spaceships.]
- Vicky: Yikes!
- Wanda: [wearing a Darth Vader costume] The force is strong with this one!
- Cosmo: [wearing the same] I am your father! I always wanted to say that.
[Vicky jumps into a crater to avoid their fire. When she climbs out, it has turned into a circus cannon that fires her, tied up, onto some train tracks.]
- Timmy: [dressed like Snidely Whiplash] Well Vicky, any last words?
- Cosmo: [as the train] Woo woo, baby, woo woo!
- Timmy: Well?
- Vicky: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Stop, I'll do anything! [scene fades as if it were a dream] Anything!
- Mr. Turner: Vicky? Vicky? Looks like you were having a bad dream. Maybe too much pizza?
- Mrs. Turner: Why don't we drive you home now?
- Vicky: Uh, sure.
- Timmy: Oh, Vicky, remember you promised to hand-wash all my laundry? After all, mom, she did such a great job on the dishes.
- Mrs. Turner: Of course, dear.
- Vicky: LAUNDRY?! Why you little, uh-- [notices C&W in fishbowl] Laundry! Sure, I'll do your laundry! I don't know what's going on around here, but I'm gonna find out.
- Timmy: See ya, Vicky! Hey mom, Vicky's the best friend ever! Can she babysit all the time?
- Mrs. Turner: Of course, dear.
- Cosmo: Looks like we'll be here a while!
- Wanda: Well, at least we'll be clean! [they giggle and swim inside their castle]