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{{Transcript|Title = The Fair Bears|Season = 10|Episode = 6|Airdate = February 26, 2016}}
 
{{Transcript|Title = The Fair Bears|Season = 10|Episode = 6|Airdate = February 26, 2016}}
   
 
== Script ==
 
== Script ==
 
* ''[The episode begins at Dimmsdale Elementary School. The school day has ended and two school buses are parked outside. The school students run outside and cheer.]''
 
* ''[The episode begins at Dimmsdale Elementary School. The school day has ended and two school buses are parked outside. The school students run outside and cheer.]''
'''[[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]: '''School's out! ''[Timmy does a flip.] ''The nightmare's over!
 
   
'''Student: '''I'm never going back! ''[his voice echoes as he runs off into the forest.] ''Tell my story!
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* '''[[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]: '''School's out! ''[Timmy does a flip.] ''The nightmare's over!
* ''[Chloe walks into the scene. She is carrying a red book.]''
 
'''[[Chloe Carmichael|Chloe]]: '''Boy, this was a hectic day. I taught the kindergardeners mandarin-chinese, and created an experimental cure for male pattern baldness.
 
   
'''Timmy: '''You think you accomplished a lot? ''[Timmy pulls out his smartphone.]'' I found a new app that shows me what I look like with a beard. Check it! ''[Timmy's phone shows a loading screen. Then, it shows a picture of Timmy. The picture of Timmy suddenly grows a grey beard.] ''Ladies, get in line!
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* '''Student: '''I'm never going back! ''[he runs off into the forest.] ''Tell my story!
* ''[[Cosmo]] and [[Wanda]] poof next to Timmy and Chloe. They are disguised as green and pink birds, respectively.]''
 
'''Cosmo: '''Hey, Timmy and Chloe! ''[Cosmo is holding a smartphone. A picture of Wanda is displayed on the phone.] ''Check out this new app. ''[The picture of Wanda suddenly grows a brown beard.]'' This is what Wanda looks like with a beard!
 
   
'''Wanda: '''Gentlemen, get in line!
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* '''[[Chloe Carmichael|Chloe]]: '''Boy, this was a hectic day. I taught the kindergarteners Mandarin-Chinese, and created an experimental cure for male pattern baldness.
   
'''Chloe: '''Oh, I know the ''perfect'' way to relax after a day of super-achieving. You guys are gonna love it! Cosmo and Wanda, poof us to my house.
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* '''Timmy: '''You think you accomplished a lot? ''[Timmy pulls out his smartphone.]'' I found a new app that shows me what I look like with a beard. Check it! ''[Timmy's phone shows a loading screen. Then, it shows a picture of Timmy. The digital Timmy suddenly grows a grey beard.] ''Ladies, get in line!
   
'''[[Denzel Crocker]]: '''Chloe! ''[Crocker opens a window from the school building.] ''Thanks to your experimental baldness cure, ''[Crocker shows his newly grown blonde hair] ''I have hair! ''[Crocker also sticks his newly grown green webbed foot outside the window, which is a side-effect of Chloe's cure.] ''And oddly, webbed feet. But I'm okay with that!
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* [''[[Cosmo]] and [[Wanda]] appear next to Timmy and Chloe. They are disguised as green and pink birds, respectively.]''
* ''[Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and poof themselves, Timmy, and Chloe to Chloe's bedroom.]''
 
* ''[Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy arrive in Chloe's bedroom. Cosmo and Wanda have changed back into their normal forms. Chloe opens her bedroom door with her foot, and brings in a plate of "cookies".]''
 
'''Chloe: '''Let's start the fun with some healthy snacks! ''[Chloe places the plate of "cookies" onto a light-blue stool. ''
 
   
'''Timmy: '''''[Timmy takes one of the "cookies" and takes a bite out it. Timmy begins to chew the "cookie". He immediately spits the "cookie" out.] ''Something terrible's happening in my mouth, this is not a cookie!
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* '''Cosmo: '''Hey, Timmy and Chloe! ''[Cosmo is holding a smartphone. A picture of Wanda is displayed on the screen.] ''Check out this new app. ''[The digital Wanda grows a brown beard.]'' This is what Wanda looks like with a beard!
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* '''Wanda: '''Gentlemen, get in line!
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* '''Chloe: '''Oh, I know the ''perfect'' way to relax after a day of super-achieving. You guys are gonna love it! Cosmo and Wanda, poof us to my house.
   
'''Chloe: '''''[Chloe is holding an eaten "cookie".] ''It's better! It's a Tofookie. A cookie-like disk made with tofu and something called ''[Chloe pulls out a jar of Cricket Protein. The jar has a picture of a cricket on the front and the words, "Cricket Protein" in dark-green.] ''Cricket Protein.
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* '''[[Denzel Crocker]]: '''Chloe! Thanks to your experimental baldness cure, ''[Crocker shows his newly grown blonde hair.] ''I have hair! ''[Crocker sticks his also newly grown green webbed foot outside the window.] ''And oddly, webbed feet. But I'm okay with that!
   
'''Timmy: '''Why!?
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* ''[Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and poof themselves, Timmy, and Chloe to the latter's bedroom. The gang arrives in the bedroom. Cosmo and Wanda have changed back into their normal forms. Chloe opens her bedroom door with her foot, and brings in a plate of "cookies".]''
   
'''Chloe: '''Now lets bump up the fun! ''[Chloe's pupils turn into a blue swirl] ''We're gonna watch the greatest television show ever made. ''[We see a poster for a show called "The Fair Bears". The poster has three bears riding down a rainbow, and it has the words "Fair Bears" on the top left corner. Chloe appears on the bottom-right corner of the screen.] ''The Fair Bears!
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* '''Chloe: '''Let's start the fun with some healthy snacks! ''[Chloe places the "cookies" onto a stool.] ''
   
'''Timmy:''' That show is the worst. I thought it was cancelled. Why wasn't it cancelled?
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* ''[Timmy takes a bite out of one. He immediately spits it out.]''
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* '''Timmy:''''' ''Something terrible's happening in my mouth, this is not a cookie!
   
'''Chloe: '''It was! ''[Chloe pulls out a box set of "The Fair Bears" from her drawers.] ''But I have all 26 seasons on DVD! ''[Chloe's face turns dark-red, her hair sets aflame, her eyes turn red, and green on the outside, and she has fangs in her mouth.] '''NEVER TOUCH THEM! '''[Chloe's face turn's back to normal. She is smiling, and her face is sparkling. Chloe giggles, as she walks over to her DVD player. She inserts a DVD into the DVD player.]''
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* '''Chloe: '''It's better! It's a Tofookie. A cookie-like disk made with tofu and something called'' ''Cricket Protein.
* ''[The T.V turns on, and the DVD begins to play. Rock music begins to play in the background. The words "Fair Bears" appear on the screen.]''
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* '''Timmy: '''Why!?
* ''[Song "[[The Fair Bears Theme Song]]"]''
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* '''Chloe: '''Now let's bump up the fun!'' ''We're gonna watch the greatest television show ever made... The Fair Bears!
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* '''Timmy:''' That show is the worst. I thought it was cancelled. Why wasn't it cancelled?
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* '''Chloe: '''It was! ''[Chloe is holding a box set of "The Fair Bears".] ''But I have all 26 seasons on DVD! ''[Chloe's face turns red.] '''NEVER TOUCH THEM! '''''
   
* ''Happy Ray uses a magical flower to create a rainbow. the Fair Bears ride the rainbow]''
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* ''[Chloe's face turn's back to normal. Chloe giggles, as she walks over to her DVD player. She inserts a DVD into it. The TV turns on and the show starts.]''
[[The Fair Bears (characters)|'''The Fair Bears''']]''' (on TV): '''♪ Welcome to a world that's always fair. Get lots of wuv from friendly bears who care. Be happy, be fair. Be truthful, and share! We're the Fair Bears, and we're fair! ♪
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* ''[Song - "[[The Fair Bears Theme Song]]"]''
   
'''Timmy: '''Stop telling me what to do, Fair Bears!
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* [[The Fair Bears (characters)|'''The Fair Bears''']]''' (on TV): '''♪ Welcome to a world that's always fair. Get lots of wuv from friendly bears who care. Be happy, be fair. Be truthful, and share! We're the Fair Bears, and we're fair!
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* '''Timmy: '''Stop telling me what to do, Fair Bears!
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* '''Fair Bear (on TV): ''' ♪ So if you're stressed or feeling blue, come play with us the whole day through. We're ready for fun. So how 'bout you? ♪
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* '''The Fair Bears (on TV): '''♪ We're the Fair Bears, and we're fair! ♪
   
'''Fair Bear (on TV): ''' So if your stressed or feeling blue, come play with us the whole day through. We're ready for fun. So how 'bout you? ♪
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* ''[The song ends.]''
   
'''The Fair Bears (on TV): ''' We're the Fair Bears, and we're fair!
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* '''Chloe: '''Ooh, I love watching the Fair Bears! ''[Chloe shakes Cosmo.] ''This is how I relax!
* ''[The song ends. Timmy and Wanda look at the T.V, slightly horrified with what they saw.]''
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* '''Wanda: '''I don't want to hurt Chloe's feelings, but those Fair Bears make me wanna cough up my Tofookie. Know what I mean, sport? Sport?
'''Chloe: '''Ooh, I love watching the Fair Bears! ''[Chloe grabs Cosmo by his shirt. She begins to shake him.] ''This is how I relax!
 
   
'''Wanda: '''I don't want to hurt Chloe's feelings, but those Fair Bears make me wanna cough up my Tofookie. Know what I mean, sport? Sport? ''[Timmy has been replaced by a pillow that is wearing his pink hat. The real Timmy is trying to leave Chloe's room.] ''Oh, I don't think so! ''[Wanda waves her wand and poofs Timmy back to Chloe's couch.]''
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* ''[Timmy has been replaced by a pillow. The real Timmy is trying to leave Chloe's room.] ''
   
'''Timmy: '''Busted.
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* '''Wanda: '''Oh, I don't think so! ''[Wanda waves her wand and poofs Timmy back to Chloe's couch.]''
* ''[Chloe and Cosmo watch the "Fair Bears" with delight. Wanda is looking at Timmy. Timmy is sulking.]''
 
'''Fair Bear (on TV): '''I'm Fair Bear, and I never cheat.
 
   
'''Chloe: '''Me neither, cus it's wrong.
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* '''Timmy: '''Busted.
   
'''Better Bear (on TV): '''I'm Better Bear, and I believe that no matter how good you are, you can always be better!
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* ''[Chloe and Cosmo watch the "Fair Bears" with delight. Timmy is sulking.]''
   
'''Chloe (whispering): '''That's what I tell everybody!
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* '''Fair Bear (on TV): '''I'm Fair Bear, and I never cheat.
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* '''Chloe: '''Me neither, cus it's wrong.
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* '''Better Bear (on TV): '''I'm Better Bear, and I believe that no matter how good you are, you can always be better!
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* '''Chloe (whispering): '''That's what I tell everybody!
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* '''Timmy: '''What's with you!?
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* '''Happy Ray: '''And I'm Happy Ray! Be happy! ''[Happy Ray's tone of voice changes from happy to gruff] ''And that's an order.
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* '''Chloe: '''Sir, yes, sir.
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* '''Cosmo: '''I love the Fair Bears, but I'm not gonna lie guys, Happy Ray scares me a little. Guys?
   
'''Timmy: '''What's with you!?
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* ''[Timmy and Wanda have been replaced with two cushions. The real Timmy and Wanda are trying to escape the room.]''
   
'''Happy Ray: '''And I'm Happy Ray! Be happy! ''[Happy Ray's tone of voice changes from happy to gruff] ''And that's an order.
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* '''Wanda: '''Busted.
   
'''Chloe: '''Sir, yes, sir.
 
 
'''Cosmo: '''I love the Fair Bears, but I'm not gonna lie guys, Happy Ray scares me a little. Guys?
 
* ''[Timmy has again been replaced with a pillow wearing his hat. Also, Wanda has been replaced with a circular dark-pink cushion wearing her crown. The real Timmy and Wanda are attempting to escape Chloe's bedroom.]''
 
'''Wanda: '''Busted.
 
 
* ''[Cosmo waves his wand and poofs Timmy and Wanda back to Chloe's couch.]''
 
* ''[Cosmo waves his wand and poofs Timmy and Wanda back to Chloe's couch.]''
'''Chloe: '''''[Chloe is hugging her T.V.] ''Oooh, I love the Fair Bears so much! I wish they were real. Ooh, oh oh. I have fairies! They can be real! ''[Chloe jumps up into midair.] ''I wish the Fair Bears were real!
 
* ''[Cosmo waves his wand, ready to grant Chloe's wish.]''
 
'''Timmy and Wanda: '''No!
 
* ''[A cloud of yellow smoke appears that reads "Real!". The Fair Bears are poofed into Chloe's bedroom. The Fair Bears are standing in Chloe's bedroom, looking confused.''
 
'''Chloe: '''''[Chloe dodges a beam of light. She gasps with delight, jumps up into the air, squeals, and claps her hands together.]''
 
   
'''Fair Bear: '''Look, bear buddies. We're in a super fun new world!
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* '''Chloe:''''' ''Oooh, I love the Fair Bears so much! I wish they were real. Ooh, oh oh. I have fairies! They can be real!'' ''I wish the Fair Bears were real!
   
'''Chloe: '''''[Chloe hugs Fair Bear's neck.] ''I'm Chloe, and I brought you here because I love you. I love you so, much!
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* ''[Cosmo waves his wand, ready to grant Chloe's wish.]''
   
'''Cosmo: '''I'm Cosmo! ''[Cosmo pulls out his phone. A picture of Wanda with a beard is displayed on it.] ''Wanna see Wanda with a beard? ''[Cosmo's cheeks blush.] ''Sorry, I get flustered around celebrities.
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* '''Timmy and Wanda: '''No!
   
'''Timmy: '''''[Timmy scowls] ''I'm Timmy and I'm leaving.
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* ''[A cloud of yellow smoke appears that reads "Real!". The Fair Bears appear in Chloe's bedroom. The Fair Bears are looking confused. Chloe gasps with delight, jumps up into the air, squeals, and claps her hands together.]''
   
'''Happy Ray: '''Wait. What's that expression on your face? It's like a smile, but it's upside down.
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* '''Fair Bear: '''Look, bear buddies. We're in a super fun new world!
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* '''Chloe: '''''[Chloe hugs Fair Bear.] ''I'm Chloe, and I brought you here because I love you. I love you so, much!
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* '''Cosmo: '''I'm Cosmo! ''[Cosmo pulls out his phone.] ''Wanna see Wanda with a beard? ''[Cosmo blushes.] ''Sorry, I get flustered around celebrities.
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* '''Timmy: '''''[scowls] ''I'm Timmy and I'm leaving.
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* '''Happy Ray: '''Wait. What's that expression on your face? It's like a smile, but it's upside down.
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* '''Chloe: '''Can you sign my DVDs? Here's my glitter pen.'' ''Use it!
   
'''Chloe: '''Can you sign my DVDs? Here's my glitter pen. ''[Chloe's pupils turn into a blue swirl] ''Use it!
 
 
* ''[Fair Bear and Better Bear are grabbing Timmy's cheeks.]''
 
* ''[Fair Bear and Better Bear are grabbing Timmy's cheeks.]''
'''The Fair Bears: '''We all love you! And we want to be your bear buddies!
 
   
'''Timmy: '''Oh, you want to be my buddies? Quit touching my face! Right, Wanda?
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* '''The Fair Bears: '''We all love you! And we want to be your bear buddies!
* ''[Wanda has been replaced by a circular dark-pink cushion, wearing her crown.]''
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* '''Timmy: '''Oh, you want to be my buddies? Quit touching my face! Right, Wanda?
'''Timmy: '''Get back here, woman!
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* ''[Wanda is attempting to leave Chloe's bedroom. She groans as Timmy makes her return.]''
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* ''[Wanda has been replaced by a cushion.]''
'''Chloe: '''Um, time for some Fair Bear fun! Let's play the Fair Bear ''[Chloe shows the Fair Bears the box for the Fair Bears Board Game.] Board Game!''
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* '''Timmy: '''Get back here, woman!
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* ''[Wanda is trying to sneak out of the room. She groans as she is called back.]''
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* '''Chloe: '''Um... time for some Fair Bear fun! Let's play the Fair Bear Board Game!
 
* ''[The Fair Bears cheer]''
 
* ''[The Fair Bears cheer]''
'''Fair Bear: '''Huzzah!
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* '''Fair Bear: '''Huzzah!
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* ''[Transition to everybody playing the board game.]''
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* '''Wanda (whispering): '''I'm already bored.
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* '''Timmy (whispering): '''Don't worry, I have a genius plan
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* '''Chloe: '''Hey Timmy, you can go first. Roll the Nice Dice! ''[Timmy rolls the dice and rolls two]''
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* '''Timmy: '''I roll two. One... ''[Timmy moves his token to the end of the board] ''Two! I win, game over. Genius! We're out of here, Wanda.
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* '''Fair Bear: '''What was that, you just did?
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* '''Cosmo: '''It's called cheating! Timmy's an expert.
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* '''Fair Bear: '''But, it's not f- f- it's not fair!
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* '''Happy Ray: '''I have a funny feeling inside and it's not h-h-h-h-h-happy!
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* '''Wanda: '''Did you eat a Tofookie? Cus those things will turn on ya.
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* '''Better Bear (whispering): '''I'm very uncomfortable. Someone make it better!
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* '''Chloe: '''Okay! Let's all just take a bear-y big breath, and sing the song that helps us say bye-bye to bad feelings!
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* '''Chloe, Cosmo, and The Fair Bears: '''The Forgiveness Song!
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* ''[Song: "[[The Forgiveness Song]]"]''
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* ''[A piano tune begins to play in the background. Timmy scowls and walks off. Chloe, Cosmo, and The Fair Bears jump in front of, and around Timmy.]''
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* '''Chloe, Cosmo, and The Fair Bears: ♪ '''You gotta forgive and forget. You can't live with regret. Whether you're'' ''bear buddies or you just met! You gotta forgive and forget! ♪
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* '''Timmy: '''Stop it!
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* '''Chloe: '''Timmy... this may sound kinda harsh but you're being a little bit of a bummer bear.
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* '''Timmy: '''Why does everything you say now have to have the word bear in it!?
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* '''Fair Bear''': Wow, someone's a cranky bear.
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* '''Better Bear: '''I know what makes cranky bears feel better. Nap time!
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* '''Timmy: '''Right. Like I'm gonna take a nap. I'm almost a tween!
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* ''[The bears begin to hypnotize the gang.]''
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* '''The Fair Bears: ♪ '''Put your sleepy head, on your sleepy bed, and close your'' ''eyes and sleep... '''♪'''
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* ''[Timmy drifts off into a deep sleep. Timmy eventually opens his eyes. He is now in Happy Holllow, the Fair Bears' home.]''
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* '''Timmy: '''Where are we? This place looks like a unicorn ate a rainbow and threw it up!
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* '''Wanda: '''Or maybe it ate a Tofookie.
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* ''[The Fair Bears' shadows loom over Timmy and Wanda.]''
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* '''Fair Bear: '''We're in Happy Hollow, where cranky bears come to wear the happy hat!
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* '''Timmy: '''Listen up, bonker bears. There's absolutely no way Wanda and I, are putting on these!
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* '''Happy Ray: '''Do it!
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* ''[Timmy and Wanda put on the happy hats. They both get an electric shock. Timmy and Wanda's pupils roll like a slot machine and land on a heart. Wanda drops her wand, as the screen fades to black. Transition to the Carmichael Residence. Chloe and Cosmo are sleeping in Chloe's room. Timmy, Wanda, and The Fair Bears are holding hands and walking in a circle.]''
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* '''Chloe: '''Am I dreaming, or are you guys actually getting along?
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* '''Timmy: '''We're bear-y, bear-y good buddies now!
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* '''Wanda: '''''[Wanda hugs Better Bear.]''' '''''I wuv everyone!
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* '''Timmy:''' We wore the happy hats! With wires, and blinking lights. ''[Timmy hugs Happy Ray.]'' I smelled smoke!
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* '''Chloe: '''Wait, I've seen every Fair Bears episode like a bazillion times, and I have never seen a happy hat.
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* '''Wanda: '''Who wants a hug?
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* '''Timmy: '''I do! ''[Timmy hugs Wanda.]'' I wuv hugs! The nice bears changed my brain!
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* ''[Timmy, Wanda, and the Fair Bears all hug each other. Fair Bear and Better Bear are hugging Chloe.]''
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* '''Chloe: '''I'm not sure I'm wuving this. You brainwashed my friends! I can't believe I'm saying this, but... put Timmy's brain back the way it was.
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* '''Better Bear: '''We just made him a better bear!
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* ''[Timmy hugs Cosmo.]''
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* '''Cosmo:''' Boundaries, Timmy. You're creeping me out.
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* '''Chloe:''' This is not cool! Turn my friends back to the way they were!
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* '''Fair Bear: '''Hey, Chloe. Your smile turned upside down. Maybe you should wear the happy hat too!
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* '''Chloe: '''Gah! ''[Chloe Cosmo by the shirt.] ''The Fair Bears are bonkers, Cosmo! Poof them away!
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* ''[Cosmo pulls out his wand, but the top of the star has a chunk missing.]''
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* '''Cosmo: '''Sorry. I ate my wand in my sleep. I thought it was a Tofookie!
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* '''The Fair Bears: '''Get 'em! ''[The Fair Bears try to leap onto Cosmo and Chloe to catch them, but they miss.]''
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* '''Chloe: '''Run!
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* '''Cosmo: '''Don't worry! I hid a super secret spare wand in Timmy's room. ''[Cosmo points to a large sign reading "Secret Spare Wand".] ''It should be easy to find because there are signs all over town pointing to where it is.
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* ''[Chloe and Cosmo take Timmy and Wanda and run away.]''
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* '''Happy Ray: '''Hunt them down!
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* ''[Happy Ray bashes his magical flower on the floor. The Fair Bears are now on trikes. Transition to Chloe and Cosmo, who are running to [[The Turner's House]], with Timmy and Wanda in their hands. There is a sign next to the house that reads "Spare Wand In Here!".]''
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* '''Timmy: '''I wuv you!
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* ''[The Fair Bears are on their trikes. They are pavement next to Chloe's house.]''
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* '''Fair Bear: '''Hey!
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* '''Fair Bear and Happy Ray: '''Let's sing The Safety Song!
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* ''[Song: "[[The Safety Song]]"]''
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* '''The Fair Bears: ♪ '''When you cross the street, always look both ways. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, zinga-ba-ba-do-do-za-za-da. Zinga-ba-
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* ''[The Fair Bears' song suddenly stops. We see a comic-like bubble that reads "WHAM!". The Fair Bears and their trikes are now as flat as pancakes. Transition to Crocker and his [[Dolores-Day Crocker|mother]] in their car.]''
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* '''Crocker: '''Mother! I told you not to drive right after your eye exam! You wanna go to prison again? Is that what you want!?
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* '''Dolores: '''Denzel? Is that you?
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* ''[We hear a beeping from Crocker's Fairy Finder./]''
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* '''Crocker: '''My Fairy-Finder's on a frenzy! I'm gonna bang me some fairies! You get the car to the chop shop, before the po-po's take you to the pokey!
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* ''[Crocker jumps out of the car, and lands in a bush.] ''
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* ''[Transition to Timmy's Bedroom. Wand signs are everywhere. Chloe and Cosmo open the door and are dragging Timmy and Wanda. They throw them into the room.]''
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* '''Timmy and Wanda: ♪ '''Welcome to a world, that's always fair! Get wots of wuv, from friendly bears who care! '''♪ '''''[Timmy and Wanda hug each other, and then they hug Chloe and Cosmo.]''
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* '''Chloe: '''I never thought I'd say this, but that song is driving me coo-coo!
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* '''Cosmo: '''Relax. All I have to do is follow these signs to the spare wand!
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* ''[Wanda is hugging a pillow and humming The Fair Bears Theme Song. Cosmo flies past Wanda. Timmy is hugging a fan. Cosmo flies past Timmy. The signs point to an empty space. Cosmo notices the wand in his sock.]''
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* '''Cosmo: '''Hey! Ha, what do ya know. It was in my sock the whole time! Never would of found it without the signs!
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* ''[Happy Ray kicks the door down, squashing Cosmo, causing him to drop the wand. The Fair Bears walk into the room, and they're all beaten up. All of the bears are looking at Chloe with anger.]''
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* '''Fair Bear: '''You've been a bear-y bad bear, Chloe.
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* '''Chloe: '''You call yourselves the Fair Bears, but there's nothing fair about forcing people to be like you. ''You're'' the ones that have been bear-y bad bears! Bad! Bad bears!
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* '''Happy Ray: '''You know, I've had just about enough sass from you, miss thing!
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* ''[The Fair Bears walk towards Chloe, but before they can harm her, Cosmo kicks them. An explosion shaped bubble that reads "POW!" appears.]''
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* '''Cosmo: '''Cosmo saves the day!
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* ''[Crocker kicks down the door, squashing Cosmo and Wanda. He walks in with a vacuum.]''
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* '''Crocker: '''My Fairy-Finder found fairies! Fork 'em over, folks!
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* '''Chloe: '''Fairies? Here? No! Wait... Yes! Yes, there are fairies! And they're right there! ''[Chloe points to The Fair Bears.]''
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* '''The Fair Bears: '''Wait... What?
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* '''Timmy: '''''[Timmy hugs Happy Ray's head.] ''They're not fairies. They're Fair Bears! And I wuv them!
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* ''[Timmy skips over to Crocker. He begins to hug his leg.]''
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* '''Crocker: '''Oh, let's see. Who should I believe?'' ''The boy who always lies, or the girl who always tells the truth? Tough call. Fairies in the hole!
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* ''[Crocker sucks the Fair Bears with his vacuum.] ''
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* '''The Fair Bears: '''No... fair!.''. [The Fair Bears use their claws to grip onto the floorboards, but they still get sucked in. ''Crocker shoves the vacuum outside the door.]'
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* '''Crocker:''''' ''If the po-po's ask, I was never here. ''[Crocker slams the door shut. Cosmo and Wanda's faces are on the door. They fall off, and get back up.]''
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* '''Chloe: '''I wish Wanda and Timmy were back to normal. Hurry, before Timmy hugs me again!
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* ''[Cosmo waves his wand. A cloud of smoke appears that says "BACK TO NORMAL POOF!". Wanda and Timmy's pupils poof back to normal. Timmy is still hugging Chloe, unconsciously. Once he notices his actions, he immediately lets go.]''
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* '''Timmy: '''Eww. Girl cooties! ''[Timmy rubs himself.]''
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* '''Wanda: '''What happened to the Fair Bears? Nothing good I hope.
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* '''Chloe: '''Oh, don't worry. I can pretty much guarantee that.
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* ''[Transition to Crocker outside of his house. He releases the Fair Bears from the vacuum.]''
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* '''Crocker: '''At last! My life-long dream of having fairies has come true! For my first wish, ooh, so excited! I want you to a-
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* '''Dolores: '''Denzel! Is that you?
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* ''[The Fair Bears, and Crocker shriek. Dolores runs them over. A bubble that reads "WHAM!" is shown on the screen.]''
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* '''Crocker: '''Ahh!!! Why, mother!?
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* ''[The Fair Bears land on a nearby hill.]''
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* '''Fair Bear: '''That wasn't... bear-y fair.
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* '''Better Bear: '''I could be better.
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* '''Happy Ray (gruff voice): '''Let's sing The Revenge Song!
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* ''[The episode ends and the end title card appears.]''
 
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The Fairly OddParents episode transcript
"The Fair Bears"
Season №: 10
Episode №: 6
Airdate: February 26, 2016
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents episode, "The Fair Bears" from season 10, which aired on February 26, 2016.


Script Edit

  • [The episode begins at Dimmsdale Elementary School. The school day has ended and two school buses are parked outside. The school students run outside and cheer.]
  • Timmy: School's out! [Timmy does a flip.] The nightmare's over!
  • Student: I'm never going back! [he runs off into the forest.] Tell my story!
  • Chloe: Boy, this was a hectic day. I taught the kindergarteners Mandarin-Chinese, and created an experimental cure for male pattern baldness.
  • Timmy: You think you accomplished a lot? [Timmy pulls out his smartphone.] I found a new app that shows me what I look like with a beard. Check it! [Timmy's phone shows a loading screen. Then, it shows a picture of Timmy. The digital Timmy suddenly grows a grey beard.] Ladies, get in line!
  • [Cosmo and Wanda appear next to Timmy and Chloe. They are disguised as green and pink birds, respectively.]
  • Cosmo: Hey, Timmy and Chloe! [Cosmo is holding a smartphone. A picture of Wanda is displayed on the screen.] Check out this new app. [The digital Wanda grows a brown beard.] This is what Wanda looks like with a beard!
  • Wanda: Gentlemen, get in line!
  • Chloe: Oh, I know the perfect way to relax after a day of super-achieving. You guys are gonna love it! Cosmo and Wanda, poof us to my house.
  • Denzel Crocker: Chloe! Thanks to your experimental baldness cure, [Crocker shows his newly grown blonde hair.] I have hair! [Crocker sticks his also newly grown green webbed foot outside the window.] And oddly, webbed feet. But I'm okay with that!
  • [Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and poof themselves, Timmy, and Chloe to the latter's bedroom. The gang arrives in the bedroom. Cosmo and Wanda have changed back into their normal forms. Chloe opens her bedroom door with her foot, and brings in a plate of "cookies".]
  • Chloe: Let's start the fun with some healthy snacks! [Chloe places the "cookies" onto a stool.]
  • [Timmy takes a bite out of one. He immediately spits it out.]
  • Timmy: Something terrible's happening in my mouth, this is not a cookie!
  • Chloe: It's better! It's a Tofookie. A cookie-like disk made with tofu and something called Cricket Protein.
  • Timmy: Why!?
  • Chloe: Now let's bump up the fun! We're gonna watch the greatest television show ever made... The Fair Bears!
  • Timmy: That show is the worst. I thought it was cancelled. Why wasn't it cancelled?
  • Chloe: It was! [Chloe is holding a box set of "The Fair Bears".] But I have all 26 seasons on DVD! [Chloe's face turns red.] NEVER TOUCH THEM!
  • [Chloe's face turn's back to normal. Chloe giggles, as she walks over to her DVD player. She inserts a DVD into it. The TV turns on and the show starts.]
  • [Song - "The Fair Bears Theme Song"]
  • The Fair Bears (on TV): ♪ Welcome to a world that's always fair. Get lots of wuv from friendly bears who care. Be happy, be fair. Be truthful, and share! We're the Fair Bears, and we're fair! ♪
  • Timmy: Stop telling me what to do, Fair Bears!
  • Fair Bear (on TV): ♪ So if you're stressed or feeling blue, come play with us the whole day through. We're ready for fun. So how 'bout you? ♪
  • The Fair Bears (on TV): ♪ We're the Fair Bears, and we're fair! ♪
  • [The song ends.]
  • Chloe: Ooh, I love watching the Fair Bears! [Chloe shakes Cosmo.] This is how I relax!
  • Wanda: I don't want to hurt Chloe's feelings, but those Fair Bears make me wanna cough up my Tofookie. Know what I mean, sport? Sport?
  • [Timmy has been replaced by a pillow. The real Timmy is trying to leave Chloe's room.]
  • Wanda: Oh, I don't think so! [Wanda waves her wand and poofs Timmy back to Chloe's couch.]
  • Timmy: Busted.
  • [Chloe and Cosmo watch the "Fair Bears" with delight. Timmy is sulking.]
  • Fair Bear (on TV): I'm Fair Bear, and I never cheat.
  • Chloe: Me neither, cus it's wrong.
  • Better Bear (on TV): I'm Better Bear, and I believe that no matter how good you are, you can always be better!
  • Chloe (whispering): That's what I tell everybody!
  • Timmy: What's with you!?
  • Happy Ray: And I'm Happy Ray! Be happy! [Happy Ray's tone of voice changes from happy to gruff] And that's an order.
  • Chloe: Sir, yes, sir.
  • Cosmo: I love the Fair Bears, but I'm not gonna lie guys, Happy Ray scares me a little. Guys?
  • [Timmy and Wanda have been replaced with two cushions. The real Timmy and Wanda are trying to escape the room.]
  • Wanda: Busted.
  • [Cosmo waves his wand and poofs Timmy and Wanda back to Chloe's couch.]
  • Chloe: Oooh, I love the Fair Bears so much! I wish they were real. Ooh, oh oh. I have fairies! They can be real! I wish the Fair Bears were real!
  • [Cosmo waves his wand, ready to grant Chloe's wish.]
  • Timmy and Wanda: No!
  • [A cloud of yellow smoke appears that reads "Real!". The Fair Bears appear in Chloe's bedroom. The Fair Bears are looking confused. Chloe gasps with delight, jumps up into the air, squeals, and claps her hands together.]
  • Fair Bear: Look, bear buddies. We're in a super fun new world!
  • Chloe: [Chloe hugs Fair Bear.] I'm Chloe, and I brought you here because I love you. I love you so, much!
  • Cosmo: I'm Cosmo! [Cosmo pulls out his phone.] Wanna see Wanda with a beard? [Cosmo blushes.] Sorry, I get flustered around celebrities.
  • Timmy: [scowls] I'm Timmy and I'm leaving.
  • Happy Ray: Wait. What's that expression on your face? It's like a smile, but it's upside down.
  • Chloe: Can you sign my DVDs? Here's my glitter pen. Use it!
  • [Fair Bear and Better Bear are grabbing Timmy's cheeks.]
  • The Fair Bears: We all love you! And we want to be your bear buddies!
  • Timmy: Oh, you want to be my buddies? Quit touching my face! Right, Wanda?
  • [Wanda has been replaced by a cushion.]
  • Timmy: Get back here, woman!
  • [Wanda is trying to sneak out of the room. She groans as she is called back.]
  • Chloe: Um... time for some Fair Bear fun! Let's play the Fair Bear Board Game!
  • [The Fair Bears cheer]
  • Fair Bear: Huzzah!
  • [Transition to everybody playing the board game.]
  • Wanda (whispering): I'm already bored.
  • Timmy (whispering): Don't worry, I have a genius plan
  • Chloe: Hey Timmy, you can go first. Roll the Nice Dice! [Timmy rolls the dice and rolls two]
  • Timmy: I roll two. One... [Timmy moves his token to the end of the board] Two! I win, game over. Genius! We're out of here, Wanda.
  • Fair Bear: What was that, you just did?
  • Cosmo: It's called cheating! Timmy's an expert.
  • Fair Bear: But, it's not f- f- it's not fair!
  • Happy Ray: I have a funny feeling inside and it's not h-h-h-h-h-happy!
  • Wanda: Did you eat a Tofookie? Cus those things will turn on ya.
  • Better Bear (whispering): I'm very uncomfortable. Someone make it better!
  • Chloe: Okay! Let's all just take a bear-y big breath, and sing the song that helps us say bye-bye to bad feelings!
  • Chloe, Cosmo, and The Fair Bears: The Forgiveness Song!
  • [Song: "The Forgiveness Song"]
  • [A piano tune begins to play in the background. Timmy scowls and walks off. Chloe, Cosmo, and The Fair Bears jump in front of, and around Timmy.]
  • Chloe, Cosmo, and The Fair Bears: ♪ You gotta forgive and forget. You can't live with regret. Whether you're bear buddies or you just met! You gotta forgive and forget! ♪
  • Timmy: Stop it!
  • Chloe: Timmy... this may sound kinda harsh but you're being a little bit of a bummer bear.
  • Timmy: Why does everything you say now have to have the word bear in it!?
  • Fair Bear: Wow, someone's a cranky bear.
  • Better Bear: I know what makes cranky bears feel better. Nap time!
  • Timmy: Right. Like I'm gonna take a nap. I'm almost a tween!
  • [The bears begin to hypnotize the gang.]
  • The Fair Bears: ♪ Put your sleepy head, on your sleepy bed, and close your eyes and sleep...
  • [Timmy drifts off into a deep sleep. Timmy eventually opens his eyes. He is now in Happy Holllow, the Fair Bears' home.]
  • Timmy: Where are we? This place looks like a unicorn ate a rainbow and threw it up!
  • Wanda: Or maybe it ate a Tofookie.
  • [The Fair Bears' shadows loom over Timmy and Wanda.]
  • Fair Bear: We're in Happy Hollow, where cranky bears come to wear the happy hat!
  • Timmy: Listen up, bonker bears. There's absolutely no way Wanda and I, are putting on these!
  • Happy Ray: Do it!
  • [Timmy and Wanda put on the happy hats. They both get an electric shock. Timmy and Wanda's pupils roll like a slot machine and land on a heart. Wanda drops her wand, as the screen fades to black. Transition to the Carmichael Residence. Chloe and Cosmo are sleeping in Chloe's room. Timmy, Wanda, and The Fair Bears are holding hands and walking in a circle.]
  • Chloe: Am I dreaming, or are you guys actually getting along?
  • Timmy: We're bear-y, bear-y good buddies now!
  • Wanda: [Wanda hugs Better Bear.] I wuv everyone!
  • Timmy: We wore the happy hats! With wires, and blinking lights. [Timmy hugs Happy Ray.] I smelled smoke!
  • Chloe: Wait, I've seen every Fair Bears episode like a bazillion times, and I have never seen a happy hat.
  • Wanda: Who wants a hug?
  • Timmy: I do! [Timmy hugs Wanda.] I wuv hugs! The nice bears changed my brain!
  • [Timmy, Wanda, and the Fair Bears all hug each other. Fair Bear and Better Bear are hugging Chloe.]
  • Chloe: I'm not sure I'm wuving this. You brainwashed my friends! I can't believe I'm saying this, but... put Timmy's brain back the way it was.
  • Better Bear: We just made him a better bear!
  • [Timmy hugs Cosmo.]
  • Cosmo: Boundaries, Timmy. You're creeping me out.
  • Chloe: This is not cool! Turn my friends back to the way they were!
  • Fair Bear: Hey, Chloe. Your smile turned upside down. Maybe you should wear the happy hat too!
  • Chloe: Gah! [Chloe Cosmo by the shirt.] The Fair Bears are bonkers, Cosmo! Poof them away!
  • [Cosmo pulls out his wand, but the top of the star has a chunk missing.]
  • Cosmo: Sorry. I ate my wand in my sleep. I thought it was a Tofookie!
  • The Fair Bears: Get 'em! [The Fair Bears try to leap onto Cosmo and Chloe to catch them, but they miss.]
  • Chloe: Run!
  • Cosmo: Don't worry! I hid a super secret spare wand in Timmy's room. [Cosmo points to a large sign reading "Secret Spare Wand".] It should be easy to find because there are signs all over town pointing to where it is.
  • [Chloe and Cosmo take Timmy and Wanda and run away.]
  • Happy Ray: Hunt them down!
  • [Happy Ray bashes his magical flower on the floor. The Fair Bears are now on trikes. Transition to Chloe and Cosmo, who are running to The Turner's House, with Timmy and Wanda in their hands. There is a sign next to the house that reads "Spare Wand In Here!".]
  • Timmy: I wuv you!
  • [The Fair Bears are on their trikes. They are pavement next to Chloe's house.]
  • Fair Bear: Hey!
  • Fair Bear and Happy Ray: Let's sing The Safety Song!
  • [Song: "The Safety Song"]
  • The Fair Bears: ♪ When you cross the street, always look both ways. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, zinga-ba-ba-do-do-za-za-da. Zinga-ba-
  • [The Fair Bears' song suddenly stops. We see a comic-like bubble that reads "WHAM!". The Fair Bears and their trikes are now as flat as pancakes. Transition to Crocker and his mother in their car.]
  • Crocker: Mother! I told you not to drive right after your eye exam! You wanna go to prison again? Is that what you want!?
  • Dolores: Denzel? Is that you?
  • [We hear a beeping from Crocker's Fairy Finder./]
  • Crocker: My Fairy-Finder's on a frenzy! I'm gonna bang me some fairies! You get the car to the chop shop, before the po-po's take you to the pokey!
  • [Crocker jumps out of the car, and lands in a bush.]
  • [Transition to Timmy's Bedroom. Wand signs are everywhere. Chloe and Cosmo open the door and are dragging Timmy and Wanda. They throw them into the room.]
  • Timmy and Wanda: ♪ Welcome to a world, that's always fair! Get wots of wuv, from friendly bears who care! [Timmy and Wanda hug each other, and then they hug Chloe and Cosmo.]
  • Chloe: I never thought I'd say this, but that song is driving me coo-coo!
  • Cosmo: Relax. All I have to do is follow these signs to the spare wand!
  • [Wanda is hugging a pillow and humming The Fair Bears Theme Song. Cosmo flies past Wanda. Timmy is hugging a fan. Cosmo flies past Timmy. The signs point to an empty space. Cosmo notices the wand in his sock.]
  • Cosmo: Hey! Ha, what do ya know. It was in my sock the whole time! Never would of found it without the signs!
  • [Happy Ray kicks the door down, squashing Cosmo, causing him to drop the wand. The Fair Bears walk into the room, and they're all beaten up. All of the bears are looking at Chloe with anger.]
  • Fair Bear: You've been a bear-y bad bear, Chloe.
  • Chloe: You call yourselves the Fair Bears, but there's nothing fair about forcing people to be like you. You're the ones that have been bear-y bad bears! Bad! Bad bears!
  • Happy Ray: You know, I've had just about enough sass from you, miss thing!
  • [The Fair Bears walk towards Chloe, but before they can harm her, Cosmo kicks them. An explosion shaped bubble that reads "POW!" appears.]
  • Cosmo: Cosmo saves the day!
  • [Crocker kicks down the door, squashing Cosmo and Wanda. He walks in with a vacuum.]
  • Crocker: My Fairy-Finder found fairies! Fork 'em over, folks!
  • Chloe: Fairies? Here? No! Wait... Yes! Yes, there are fairies! And they're right there! [Chloe points to The Fair Bears.]
  • The Fair Bears: Wait... What?
  • Timmy: [Timmy hugs Happy Ray's head.] They're not fairies. They're Fair Bears! And I wuv them!
  • [Timmy skips over to Crocker. He begins to hug his leg.]
  • Crocker: Oh, let's see. Who should I believe? The boy who always lies, or the girl who always tells the truth? Tough call. Fairies in the hole!
  • [Crocker sucks the Fair Bears with his vacuum.]
  • The Fair Bears: No... fair!.. [The Fair Bears use their claws to grip onto the floorboards, but they still get sucked in. Crocker shoves the vacuum outside the door.]'
  • Crocker: If the po-po's ask, I was never here. [Crocker slams the door shut. Cosmo and Wanda's faces are on the door. They fall off, and get back up.]
  • Chloe: I wish Wanda and Timmy were back to normal. Hurry, before Timmy hugs me again!
  • [Cosmo waves his wand. A cloud of smoke appears that says "BACK TO NORMAL POOF!". Wanda and Timmy's pupils poof back to normal. Timmy is still hugging Chloe, unconsciously. Once he notices his actions, he immediately lets go.]
  • Timmy: Eww. Girl cooties! [Timmy rubs himself.]
  • Wanda: What happened to the Fair Bears? Nothing good I hope.
  • Chloe: Oh, don't worry. I can pretty much guarantee that.
  • [Transition to Crocker outside of his house. He releases the Fair Bears from the vacuum.]
  • Crocker: At last! My life-long dream of having fairies has come true! For my first wish, ooh, so excited! I want you to a-
  • Dolores: Denzel! Is that you?
  • [The Fair Bears, and Crocker shriek. Dolores runs them over. A bubble that reads "WHAM!" is shown on the screen.]
  • Crocker: Ahh!!! Why, mother!?
  • [The Fair Bears land on a nearby hill.]
  • Fair Bear: That wasn't... bear-y fair.
  • Better Bear: I could be better.
  • Happy Ray (gruff voice): Let's sing The Revenge Song!
  • [The episode ends and the end title card appears.]
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