The Titlecard shows a Fair Bears VHS tape signed by Chloe, but the episode shows her owning Fair Bears DVDs.
After Timmy says "Something terrible's happening in my mouth!", his eyebrows turn transparent for a single frame, revealing a portion of the background behind him.
Cosmo: Hey, Timmy and Chloe, check out this new app. This is what Wanda looks like with a beard!
Wanda: Gentlemen, get in line!
Chloe: Let's start the fun with some healthy snacks. (Chloe puts a plate of cookies on a stool)
Timmy: (Timmy proceeds to reach for a cookie and takes a bite out of it, which he then spits out) Something terrible's happening in my mouth, this is not a cookie!
Chloe: It's better. It's a Tofookie, a cookie-like disc made with Tofu and something called Cricket Protein.
Chloe: Now let's bump up the fun! We're gonna watch the greatest television show ever made, The Fair Bears!
Timmy: That show is the worst, I thought it was cancelled. Why wasn't it cancelled?
Chloe: It was, but I have all 26 seasons on DVD! NEVER TOUCH THEM!
Wanda: I don't wanna hurt Chloe's feelings, but those Fair Bears make me wanna cough up my Tofookie. Know what I mean, sport? Sport? (Wanda looks on a couch to see a pillow with Timmy's pink hat on) (The real Timmy is attempting to leave the room) Oh, I don't think so! (Wanda poofs Timmy back to the couch)
Fair Bear (on TV): I'm Fair Bear, and I never cheat.
Chloe: Me, neither! Cus it's wrong!
Better Bear (on TV): I'm Better Bear, and I believe that no matter how good you are, you can always be better!
Chloe: (whispering) That's what I tell everybody!
Timmy: What's with you!?
Happy Ray (on TV): And I'm Happy Ray! Be happy, and that's an order.
Chloe: Sir, yes, sir.
Cosmo: I love The Fair Bears, but I'm not gonna lie guys, Happy Ray scares me a little. Guys? (Timmy and Wanda have been replaced by a pillow and a cushion) (The real Timmy and Wanda are attempting to leave the room)
Wanda: Busted. (Timmy and Wanda are poofed back to the couch)
Wanda: Did you eat a Tofookie? Cus those things will turn on ya.
Chloe: Am I dreaming, or are you guys actually getting along?
Timmy: We're beary beary good buddies now!
Wanda: I wuv everyone! (Wanda hugs Better Bear)
Timmy: We wore the Happy Hat! With wires, and blinking lights! (Timmy hugs Happy Ray) I smelled smoke.
Chloe: Wait, I've seen every Fair Bears episode like, a bazillion times, and I have never seen a Happy Hat.
Wanda: Who wants a hug?
Timmy: I do, I wuv hugs! The nice bears changed my brain!
Chloe: I'm not sure I'm wuving this. You brainwashed my friends! I can't believe I'm saying this, but... put Timmy's brain back the way it was.
Better Bear: We just made him a better bear! (Timmy hugs Chloe's TV, then Cosmo)
Cosmo: Boundaries, Timmy. You're creeping me out.
Chloe: This is not cool! Turn my friends back to the way they were!
Fair Bear: Hey, Chloe. Your smile turned upside down, maybe you should wear the Happy Hat too.
Chloe: Ahhh! The Fair Bears are bonkers, Cosmo! Poof them away! (Cosmo gets out his wand only to find out it has a portion missing with a bite mark in its place)
Cosmo: Sorry, I ate my wand in my sleep. I thought it was a Tofookie!