Mr. Ed Leadly: As they say in the pencil business, you're my number two.
Timmy: Can they call me something else?
Mr. Ed Leadly: You're vice president. You know what that means?
Timmy: I get to totally goof around all day and use the company jet to go to the mall?
Mr. Ed Leadly: No, that's my job [presses a button on a remote and a jet is flying outside the window] Your job is to fire the slackers. Starting with Timberlake.
Timmy: But that's my dad, and his name's Turner.
Mr. Ed Leadly: Fine. Turner, fire Turner.
Mr. Ed Leadly: Turner, we've got trouble. All the people who bought your stupid pencils are filng lawsuits and deaththreats against me! Ordinarily I'd ignore them, but they're pounding down the doors with their giant mishapen arms and writing some very nasty things on the company wall!
Cosmo: Hah! you don't scare me Mr. Sharpener!
Chet Ubetcha: In other news a dense forest has spread throughout Dimmsdale!
Chet Ubetcha: In other news I'm being attacked by a racoon!
Timmy: Dad, can you come into my office?
Timmy: That was terrible! I hope I dont have to fire someone else!
Mr. Ed Leadly: Turner, you've gotta fire everyone. Because of the Everleady, people only need one pencil for their whole lives so sales have plummeted. We're closing down production.
Everyone: (screaming and sobbing) We're all little jobless babies. (Sobbing more) WE HATE TIMMY.
Timmy: I've gotta fix this somehow. I wish all the everleady pencils were destroyed.
Timmy: Thanks dad! By the way, I found your invisible pencil