"Honey, is it me, or is this the least comfortable couch on Earth?"
"Do you always have to be right?"
"You know who should really be here?"
"What is this show rated?!"
"It's bad for my psyche, but good for my hair."
"The number you have reached..."
"...is trying to kill you."
"Hey, my favorite shirt!"
"You told me it was stolen by Canadians!"
"Horrible painful basement!"
"Eeh! That's my shirt! Get away you Canadians,..."
"A certain someone should stay quiet, or a certain someone's gonna end up..."
"...sleepin' with the fishes!"
"Ah! Is it me? I love scuba diving."