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"Super Bike"
Season №: 2
Episode №: 11A
Airdate: April 26, 2002
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents! episode, "Super Bike" from Season 2, which aired on April 26, 2002.


Script[]

[The episode starts with the bottom of the ocean where Timmy and Cosmo, both in deep sea, diving suits, are lowered into the scene inside a shark cage. They carry plunger shooters with plungers poking out of the ends.]

  • Timmy: It’s quiet. Too quiet.
  • Cosmo: And it’s wet. Too wet.

[Suddenly, an enormous shark swims out of nowhere and chomps the cage.]

  • Timmy and Cosmo: Aaaagh!!

[The shark rips the cage open, sending Cosmo and Timmy spinning out into the water. As the shark bears down on them, Timmy fires his plunger. It sticks the shark right in the chest.]

  • Shark: Ooooh! You got me!! Everything’s going... pink!! (The shark turned pink and makes some dorky “dying” faces, while it sinks to the bottom)

(Cosmo and Timmy swim up to it.)

  • Cosmo: Nice shootin’, Tex!

[The shark changes into Wanda.]

  • Wanda: I’ll say!

[The camera widens to reveal all the underwater action taking place in the fishbowl in Timmy’s room. Then, Mr. Turner enters.]

  • Mr. Turner: Oh, Son of mine? (looks around the room, totally missing the miniature shipwreck and diver in the fishbowl) Where is that boy? I want to give him a gift for no reason whatsoever! (Mr. Turner exits Timmy's room)

(Cosmo and Wanda as a goldfish poof into the fishbowl.)

  • Timmy: Did he say “gift”?
  • Wanda: That’s what I heard!
  • Timmy: Emergency anti-wish maneuver 74! Now!

(Cosmo and Wanda Poof Timmy out of the bowl. Moments Later, Timmy catches up with his father in the garage.)

  • Timmy: Hello gift my gift wonderful gift Dad. Gift.
  • Mr. Turner: Hey, that reminds me!

(Behind Dad, Cosmo and Wanda pop into the scene as a pair of matching wrenches, hanging above Dad’s workbench. Cosmo and Wanda wink at Timmy.)

  • Mr. Turner: You know what this weekend is?
  • Timmy: Yeah! The Annual Dimmsdale Father-Son Bike Race!
  • Mr. Turner: Right! And I have a surprise for you! (wheels out a wrapped gift that has a bike)
  • Timmy: Is it a bike?
  • Timmy: WHO TOLD YOU? Not JUST a bike. It’s a bike I made! (pulls off the tarp that reveals to be a bike full of mismatched wheels, wooden frame, “Welcome to Asbury Park” pillow as a seat and fuzzy pink slippers for pedals.)
  • Timmy: You shouldn’t have.
  • Mr. Turner: Aw, but I did anyway! Check out the wooden frame. It’s lighter and more flammable than titanium.
  • Timmy: A wooden frame? Are these handlebars made from rusty pipe?
  • Mr. Turner: Yep! And check out the pedals! Fuzzy Toe loops for extra power and comfort. Whatcha think?
  • Timmy: Well, uh...well...
  • Mr. Turner: You’re speechless. Take your time on your undying gratitude, I can wait. Okay. Anytime now.
  • Mrs. Turner: (offscreen) Eee!! Somebody replaced my slippers with bike pedals!
  • Mr. Turner: Oops. Gotta go. If your mom asks? (hands Timmy five bucks)
  • Timmy: (taking cash) I did it.
  • Mr. Turner: You’re a good boy. (runs away)

(Cosmo and Wanda poofs in)

  • Cosmo: Nifty bike, Timmy!
  • Timmy: I can’t ride this bike at the big race! It stinks! I need a bike that’s as cool as I am.
  • Cosmo: Timmy, this bike is as cool as you are.
  • Wanda: Besides, your dad made it for you with his own two hands.
  • Timmy: Yeah, well, he made a cruddy bike. I wish I had a SUPER-Bi-
  • Cosmo and Wanda: NO!!!
  • Wanda: We had an agreement about “super” wishes.
  • Cosmo: Remember “Super-kitty?”

(Flashback to a neighborhood street corner, dozens of dogs come yelping around the corner, running for their lives. A second later, a 30-foot-tall kitty comes innocently bounding after them.)

  • Super-Kitty: Meow.

(Windows shatter all over the neighborhood. Moments later, back in the garage, Cosmo shudders. Wanda puts a reassuring arm around him.)

  • Wanda: And don’t make him re-live Super Toilet.
  • Cosmo: (vacantly rocks back and forth) It took the plunger. The whole plunger.
  • Timmy: Okay. How ‘bout this then? I wish for a smart bike that’s unstoppable, unbreakable, totally modern and cool and just for me.

(Both Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and poof! The greatest bike on Earth appears - Sleek and modern bike with every option including handlebars.)

  • Timmy: It’s BEAUTIFUL.
  • Timmy: Cool!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: Can we come?
  • Timmy: Sure!
  • Super Bike: (leers at Cosmo and Wanda) “Super-toilet.”

(Cosmo yelps, instantly balls up into a rocking position and shivers with fear. Wanda comes to his aid as Timmy hops on Super Bike. He hits a button, and the rear reflector turns into a jet engine.)

  • Super Bike: Three... two... one... hang on Timmy. A seatbelt, helmet and flight gear pop onto Timmy as the bike blasts offscreen. Cosmo and Wanda are turned into piles of ashes.)
  • Cosmo: Didn’t see that coming’!

[The scene dissolves to Dimmsdale Park, where the camera follows Timmy on his bike. Timmy and Super Bike roar through various tranquil scenes, turning things to ashes in their wake. They zoom past birds in a bird bath, turning them into roasted chickens. A mime with a white face becomes charred. Timmy rides Super Bike into the setting sun, leaving a burnt trail behind him. The next morning, in the kitchen, Mr. Turner reads the newspaper. Mrs. Turner walks in with a griddle, wearing her bike pedal-slippers. Timmy buzzes through the kitchen.]

  • Mr. Turner: Hey, Son. Who wants a ride to school?
  • Timmy: Not me. I’ve got a really cool bike! (runs out)
  • Mr. Turner: (in tears) Did you hear that? Timmy finally appreciates his old man!
  • Mrs. Turner: This calls for a celebration! Who wants a fruit shake?
  • Mr. Turner: Ooh! Ooh! Me!

(Mrs. Turner tries to sneakily pull out a fancy, modern blender.)

  • Mr. Turner: That’s not the blender I made you!
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh! Why, you’re right! Silly me. Let me get the “good” blender... (sighs and pulls out a wooden blender with two whisk together)
  • Mr. Turner: Awright! Fruit me up, Baby!


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