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00:12  00:13  Come on, Poof!

 00:13  00:15  Show me a tree.

 00:17  00:19  Well, "bee" rhymes with "tree."

 00:19  00:21  Poof shouldn't be out

               in public like this

 00:21  00:24  until he has more control

               of his shape-shifting.

 00:24  00:25  Don't feel bad, Poof.

 00:25  00:27  Daddy used to be

               a terrible shape-shifter,

 00:28  00:31  but now, watch me turn

               into a Ping-Pong table!

 00:31  00:33  (roars)

 00:36  00:38  Blimey,

 00:38  00:40  I caught a rare green lion.

 00:40  00:41  To the zoo, lads!

 00:42  00:43  Well, he's

               getting better.

 00:43  00:44  At least he has

 00:44  00:46  four legs

               this time.

 00:46  00:48  Help me, Timmy Turner.

 00:48  00:51  My fake-i-fyer is,

               like, defective.

 00:51  00:55  and my hope is, like, that

               your powerful floating friends

 00:55  00:57  might, like, repair it.

 00:57  00:58  Like.

 00:58  01:01  Oh, pshaw.

 01:01  01:05  Blimey again, a talking octopus

               with a glass-covered brain.

 01:05  01:07  To the aquarium, boys!

 01:07  01:10  Looks like we're going to

               the zoo and aquarium later.

 01:10  01:12  Okay, Poof.

 01:12  01:13  Change into a bird.

 01:15  01:16  He's getting better.

 01:16  01:19  Birds and rockets both

               fly and have wings.

 01:22  01:24  Was that an

               exploding bird?

 01:25  01:26  Yes... No!

 01:26  01:28  It's a baby,

 01:28  01:29  and he can float.

 01:29  01:31  (belching)

 01:31  01:33  And he has a

               freakishly powerful

 01:33  01:35  gastro-intestinal system.

 01:35  01:36  Ye gads.

 01:36  01:38  We've been

               chosen to raise

 01:39  01:41  a floating, burping,

               alien super baby!

 01:41  01:43  I'm back!

 01:44  01:46  Tranquilizer darts rock.

 01:46  01:49  Cosmo! Timmy's parents

               found Poof.

 01:49  01:53  (shrieks): Those two have no

               idea how to raise a child.

 01:53  01:54  No offense, Timmy.

 01:55  01:56  None taken.

 01:56  01:58  Come on, let's go

               get your baby back.

 01:58  02:02  A bouncing baby boy

               who really bounces.

 02:02  02:04  Remember how we tried

               this with Timmy?

 02:04  02:06  He never bounced back.

 02:06  02:07  Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

               Whatcha got there?

 02:07  02:09  Wow. A baby. Cool.

               I'll just take him back

 02:09  02:10  and find his real

               parents. Bye!

 02:12  02:13  But we're his

               parents now.

 02:13  02:16  Timmy, meet your new,

               super-powered brother.

 02:16  02:20  Nice to meet you, super-powered

               baby that I've never met before.

 02:20  02:21  Oh, we should

               give him a name.

 02:21  02:24  Like... "New Timmy."

 02:24  02:26  Or, what about

               "Better Timmy"?

 02:26  02:29  What? Those are terrible names!

 02:29  02:32  Ooh. Maybe

               Jealous Timmy is right.

 02:32  02:34  Then, how about "Super Baby"?!

 02:34  02:36  (yawns)

 02:36  02:39  Nuh-oh. I think

               it's nap time.

 02:39  02:40  I'll get the binky.

 02:48  02:49  Well, that was easy.

 02:49  02:52  Okay, Poof, just

               shape-shift into a fish,

 02:52  02:54  so you can go back

               to your real parents.

 02:56  02:57  Close enough.

 03:02  03:04  Hurry up, Timmy.

 03:04  03:05  We miss our baby.

 03:05  03:08  I'm trying, but

               he won't go in.

 03:08  03:09  (man sobbing)

 03:09  03:11  Don't cry, guys,

               I'll get him in.

 03:11  03:13  BOTH:

               It's not us crying.

 03:13  03:16  Super Baby's gone.

 03:16  03:17  (sobbing)

 03:17  03:22  We loved Super

               Baby so much.

 03:22  03:23  Where'd we get

               this picture?

 03:23  03:24  (sobbing)

 03:24  03:25  Okay.

 03:25  03:27  I wish my parents weren't sad,

 03:27  03:30  and they forgot all about Poof.

 03:32  03:33  (renewed sobbing)

 03:33  03:36  Oh, no. Your parents

               fell in love with Poof,

 03:36  03:37  and according to the rules,

 03:37  03:38  we can't unwish true love.

 03:38  03:40  But there's gotta be

               a way to fix this mess

 03:40  03:41  and get Poof back to you.

 03:41  03:43  The rules say we

               can get Poof back

 03:43  03:46  if your parents

               give him up willingly.

 03:46  03:48  Then that's what

               we'll make them do.

 03:48  03:50  I wish Poof was on the couch.

 03:50  03:51  (sobbing)

 03:52  03:54  (giddy laughter)

 03:54  03:56  Super Baby is back. Hooray.

 03:56  03:58  We can be parents again.

 03:58  04:00  That's why I

               made him this.

 04:03  04:04  Wahh!

 04:04  04:07  Now let's see

               if this baby can fly.

 04:07  04:09  Why don't I just take you

               to the aquarium,

 04:10  04:11  like I never took Timmy!

 04:11  04:13  Super Baby away!

 04:13  04:15  The aquarium?

               I asked him to take me there

 04:15  04:17  like a million times!

 04:17  04:19  I mean... To the aquarium!

 04:25  04:28  And this is called a seal.

 04:28  04:30  Ohh, excuse me.

 04:30  04:32  A seal with an attitude.

 04:33  04:36  Hey, Dad. Weird running

               into you here, huh?

 04:36  04:39  Hey. I think it's time for me

               and my new brother to bond.

 04:39  04:40  I don't know, Jealous Timmy.

 04:40  04:42  Can you put your

               unbridled rage aside

 04:43  04:44  to care for your new

               super baby brother?

 04:44  04:46  You bet.

 04:46  04:47  I just want to show him

 04:47  04:49  some totally cool fish

               around the corner.

 04:49  04:51  So could you please, willingly,

               hand him over?

 04:51  04:54  Sure, non-super son.

 04:54  04:56  Glad to see you embracing

               your super sibling.

 04:56  04:58  (Poof giggling)

 04:58  05:00  Thanks. We missed you so.

 05:00  05:03  Okay, Poof, shape shift into

               your little goldfish self.

 05:03  05:04  I'll tell Dad

               that you took off

 05:05  05:06  for outer space in

               search of your real...

 05:06  05:09  Turner! You gotta get

               me outta here, bro,

 05:09  05:11  and, like, fix my

               fake-i-fyer, yo!

 05:17  05:20  I told you I'm not

               that into you.

 05:20  05:21  Fishy!

 05:21  05:23  ALL:

               No! No, Poof!

 05:23  05:24  (giggling)

 05:28  05:30  (Poof laughing happily)

 05:30  05:31  (people shrieking)

 05:33  05:36  Poof, no! You're

               not an octopus!

 05:36  05:37  You're a baby!

 05:37  05:39  A cute baby!

 05:42  05:43  (grunts): Timmy!

 05:46  05:48  This looks bad, right?

 05:48  05:51  Stay here, away from

               your awesome brother

 05:51  05:54  and think about why you can't

               treat him like shark food.

 05:54  05:56  And, speaking of food--

               time to go shopping.

 05:57  06:00  But, where do we buy food

               for a super baby?

 06:00  06:03  BOTH:

               At the supermarket!

 06:03  06:04  Jinx!

 06:04  06:05  (door slams)

 06:05  06:08  BOTH:

               Tell us you have a new plan.

 06:08  06:09  Oh, yeah.

 06:15  06:16  Poof's really getting

 06:16  06:17  his shape-shifting down,

 06:17  06:18  so all we gotta do is get him

 06:18  06:20  to shape-shift into something

               that'll really

 06:20  06:21  scare the heck outta my mom.

 06:21  06:22  Then she'll willingly

               give up Poof.

 06:23  06:24  Good plan.

 06:24  06:26  I wish this aisle

               was full of boxes

 06:26  06:30  of super-fortified,

               terrifying Monster O's.

 06:30  06:31  (monsters growl)

 06:31  06:32  (Poof laughing)

 06:32  06:33  Monster.

 06:34  06:35  Oh, you want cereal?

 06:35  06:38  Well, let's see if there are

               any harmful ingredients.

 06:39  06:41  Wahh!

               Perfect.

 06:41  06:44  When your mom sees this,

               she'll definitely give up Poof.

 06:44  06:46  (customers shrieking)

 06:46  06:48  Huh?

 06:48  06:50  (threatening growl)

 06:50  06:54  Now, let's see...

               Sugar, fangs, venom...

 06:54  06:55  Mom!

 06:55  06:56  (shrieks, growls)

 06:56  06:57  Mom!

 06:57  06:58  (monster laughing)

 06:58  06:59  Mom!!

 06:59  07:02  LOUDSPEAKER:

               Gruesome monster cleanup,

 07:02  07:03  aisle three.

 07:03  07:05  Hello! Look behind you!

 07:05  07:07  Timmy!

               What?

 07:07  07:09  Look behind you!

 07:09  07:10  (all scream)

 07:10  07:11  (Poof laughing)

 07:11  07:13  Hey.

 07:13  07:15  I think he's coming

               to give us a hug.

 07:20  07:21  Or not.

 07:21  07:24  Timmy, we gotta stop Poof.

 07:26  07:27  (Poof laughing)

               Poof!

 07:27  07:31  Stop! You're gonna

               hurt someone!

 07:31  07:32  Possibly me!

 07:37  07:39  (both yelling)

 07:45  07:47  (screams)

 07:50  07:53  Heh! I can't win today!

 07:55  07:58  I know it's hard accepting

               a new member to the family,

 07:58  08:01  but, come on, a deli slicer?

 08:01  08:02  Now, I don't want to see you

 08:03  08:05  trying to thinly slice

               your brother again.

 08:07  08:08  (kids playing)

 08:10  08:12  (gasps)

 08:14  08:16  (screams)

 08:16  08:19  It's okay. He's a super

               baby from outer space,

 08:19  08:21  sent to protect us.

 08:21  08:24  Okay, Timmy,

               We've been very patient,

 08:24  08:27  but we want our baby back!

 08:27  08:28  I'm sorry, Wanda.

 08:28  08:31  I know if my mom could see she's

               breaking another mother's heart,

 08:31  08:32  she'd give up Poof.

 08:32  08:35  But... she thinks he's an alien.

 08:35  08:37  Where are we going to find

               an alien mother

 08:37  08:40  that your parents will

               willingly give Poof back to?

 08:40  08:41  Turner!

 08:41  08:43  I am asking from

               the fish prison.

 08:43  08:45  Can you please fix

               my fake-i-fyer?

 08:45  08:48  I will do anything you ask,

 08:48  08:51  if you will only,

               like, help me, okay?

 08:52  08:54  What's with the creepy smiles?

 08:54  08:56  (doorbell ringing)

 08:56  08:58  (gasp)

 08:58  08:59  Uh... Okay.

 08:59  09:01  Greetings, Earthlings.

 09:01  09:04  Please help mend

               a mother's broken heart

 09:04  09:07  and return my most

               precious alien baby.

 09:07  09:10  Wow. He's

               really good.

 09:10  09:14  Ohh... Are you

               Super Baby's mother?

 09:14  09:15  (clearing throat)

 09:15  09:16  Oh, yeah.

 09:16  09:19  And a very distraught

               mother... at that.

 09:19  09:21  Come home with me,

               my little baby.

 09:21  09:24  Oh, honey, we have no choice.

 09:24  09:28  We must give Super Baby

               to his hideous real mother.

 09:28  09:30  It's the right

               thing to do.

 09:31  09:32  All right!

 09:32  09:33  (laughing)

               Cool!

 09:33  09:35  Laters!

 09:46  09:46  Whee! My baby!

 09:46  09:48  We have our baby back!

 09:48  09:49  (sniffing)

 09:49  09:51  Someone needs a diaper change!

 09:51  09:53  And it isn't me this time!

 09:53  09:56  Now I wish Mark's

               fake-i-fyer was repaired.

 09:59  10:00  Oh, Mark!

 10:00  10:02  I mean,

               Justin Jake Ashton.

 10:02  10:05  Is there anything

               we can do for you?

 10:05  10:08  I'll take that diaper, to go.

 10:09  10:10  (sniffing)

 10:10  10:12  Ha!

 10:12  10:15  Okay. Time to repair

               my mom and dad's broken hearts.

 10:18  10:20  So, Super Baby's

               gone, huh?

 10:20  10:24  He's where he needs to be,

               with his real mom and dad.

 10:24  10:27  I guess this mom and dad

               will have to settle

 10:27  10:29  for just one

               super son.

 10:29  10:31  You guys think I'm super?

 10:31  10:33  (parents laughing)

 10:33  10:35  The superest.

               Which means,

 10:35  10:38  you need a super outfit

               if you're going to fight crime.

 10:38  10:40  So... I made you something

 10:40  10:43  that will go with

               those super teeth of yours.

 10:44  10:47  I hearby dub thee, Beaver Boy!

 10:47  10:50  Nobody takes a bigger

               bite out of crime!

 10:50  10:54  Awesome! I'm a super son

               and a super hero.

 10:58  10:59  Blimey.

 10:59  11:00  A giant beaver.

 11:00  11:02  Good hunting in these

               parts, there is.

 11:02  11:04  Look, honey, it must

 11:04  11:05  be nap time.

 11:11  11:12  Diapers rock!

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