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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "Sleepover and Over" from Season 3, which aired on May 17, 2003.


Script[]

Timmy: Television!

[Ding]

Timmy: Chips, dip, and soda.

[Ding]

Timmy: And lots of sugary sweets to ensure there's no sleeping at my sleepover! Oh, yeah, and huge beanbag chairs. That's everything I need for tonight's big sleepover. Thanks.

Wanda: Well, we want everything perfect when Chester and A.J. Come over to watch Crash Nebula Meets the Crimson Chin.

Cosmo: You bet. And I'm totally focused. I'm totally here for you, man. Neat! An ant! I'm going to call you "Carl." Carl! Carl, wait up!

Chester and A.J.: Timmy, we're here.

Timmy: (gasps) It's Chester and A.J. Hide!

Cosmo: Aah!

[Splat]

Cosmo: Carl!

Wanda: Oh, come on.

Chester and A.J.: Awesome!

A.J.: I'm totally pumped for the greatest sleepover ever! Check out my new high-tech Crash Nebula slumber suit. Mine has a space gum ball shoot... [Boing] Space horn... And a space canteen.

Chester: Second in coolness to my new chin-powered, Crimson Chin slumber suit. Mine has this chin-shaped, confetti blaster, Inflatable bouncy butt... And a handy dimple for snack storage. The Crimson Chin rules!

A.J.: Crash rules! The chin stinks!

Chester: Take that back, you eggheaded creep!

A.J.: Why don't you make me?

Chester: Whooo-wah!

A.J.: Whooo-eeeh!

Timmy: Guys, guys. Break it up! Can't you do something?

Cosmo: Can't you see I'm grieving? If only Carl were here, he'd have the answer.

Timmy: Guys, they both rule! Look out!

Both: Whoa! (They fall out of the treehouse and land hard on the ground) Oof!

A.J.: That's it! (walks toward Chester who is upside down) I'm having a sleepover at my house and you're not invited!

Chester: Well, I'm having a sleepover at my mobile home and you're not invited!

Both: And if you're not there, you're not my friend anymore!

Timmy: Aw, man. Now my two best friends are both having sleepovers.

Cosmo: I remember when Carl and I fought- (gasps) We never made up. Time moves so fast. Carl, I loved you.

Wanda: What are you going to do, Timmy? You can't be in two places at once.

Timmy: Or can I?

Cosmo: (offscreen) Carl can't.

Timmy: You guys' just poof me back and forth between each sleepover. That way, everybody's happy. Got it?

Wanda: Got it.

Cosmo: And, because I've accepted the fact that Carl's gone, I am totally focused on helping you to have-

(A bee flies by)

Cosmo: Hey, a bee. I'm going to call you Cindy. Cindy! Wait up!

Cindy the Bee: [flies off and then gets eaten by a bird]

Cosmo: Cindy!!! NOOOOOOOO! (sobs) It's too SOOOOOONNN!

Timmy: I wish we were at A.J.'s. Ready, guys?

A.J.: Ah, my good friend, not-Chester. Come on in. I knew you'd come to my sleepover.

Timmy: Well, sure, A.J. You're my best friend ever.

A.J.: Lobster quiche?

Timmy: Don't mind if I do. Can I use the bathroom?

A.J.: (correcting Timmy's grammar) May I use the bathroom.

Timmy: Hey, I asked first! What's his problem?

Cosmo: (holding a picture of Cindy the bee) Even though I knew her for 12 seconds, I'll miss Cindy forever!

Wanda: (to Timmy) Watch this. (to Cosmo) How's Cindy?

Cosmo: Who's Cindy?

Timmy: Uh, if I can interrupt. I wish I was at Chester's!

Chester: My good buddy, Timmy. I just knew you'd come to my sleepover.

Timmy: Sure, Chester. You're my best friend ever. Ew! Where's the TV?

Chester: This is the TV!

Announcer: Don't miss Crash Nebula Meets the Crimson Chin tonight at-

Chester: Darn it! (banging on television) This thing stinks!

Timmy: Which reminds me, can I use the bathroom?

Chester: I'd be insulted if you didn't!

A.J.: What is taking him so long?

Timmy: Aah, much better.

A.J.: Ooh! Oh, that's it on the seafood hors d'oeuvres.

A.J.: Welcome to sleepover paradise.

Timmy: Wow!

A.J.'s Dad: Guess what. I just blocked every program except for the High Educational MA.J.or Geek Channel. Look, Antelopes! Huh huh!

Timmy: But how are we supposed to watch Crash Nebula Meets the Crimson Chin?

A.J.: Well, at least we'll get to see some animal violence.

A.J.'s Dad: Which reminds me, I forgot to block the animal violence.

[Raawr]

TV: Block Block Block Block...

Timmy: Uh, bladders suddenly full. Be right back. Aw, man. The show's going to start soon. I wish we were at Chester's.

Chester: Hey, Timmy. Hurry up. I'm making my special dip, tuna smelt surprise.

Bucky: The surprise is... it tastes like cat food!

Timmy: A.J.'s, please.

TV: Block Block Block...

Wanda: Well, It's official. Both of their sleepovers stink!

Timmy: If only there were some way, I could figure out how to get Chester and A.J. To be friends again, I could go back to my place for the sleepover.

TV Announcer: Note how the smart antelope and the poor antelope forget their petty differences and band together to defend their pink-antlered best friend.

Timmy:Hey... educational TV has given me a weirdly specific idea!

Cosmo: Which is odd, because usually it just makes me sleepy.

Timmy: To the Dimmsdale Dump!

TV: Block Block...

[Ring]

A.J.: Hello?

Timmy: A.J., Help me!

A.J.: Timmy, where are you?

Timmy: The old junkyard. I went back home to get my "Chester stinks" t-shirt, and now I've been trapped here by vicious junkyard dogs. Save me!

A.J.: Timmy!

[Ring]

Chester: Hello?

Timmy: Chester, help. I've been trapped in the old junkyard by vicious dogs, and I need help. Save me! Save me!

Chester: Timmy, I'll be right there.

Timmy: Once they're here, they'll forget their differences and protect me from the two vicious junkyard dogs. That would be you two.

Wanda: Oh, right.

Timmy: Stay focused and wait till I call you.

Cosmo: No longer grieving, I am an unbreakable girder of attention.

[Meows]

Cosmo: (as a dog) Oh, a kitty! I'm going to call you Jimmy, and make sure nothing bad ever happens to you. [barking] Ruff! Ruff ruff ruff, ruff!

[Jimmy the Cat runs away]

Cosmo: Wait up! Jimmy! Why is he running from me? Don't run, Jimmy! Bad things happen to my friends when they run!

Wanda: Cosmo, come back.

[Both Dogs growling]

Chester and A.J.: What are you doing here? Saving my best friend.

Timmy: Where are they?

[Both Dogs growling]

Timmy: Not yet, you guys. Although, I've got to say, you totally look vicious and dangerous...

[Both Dogs growling] [Meows]

Cosmo: Ha ha ha!

[Both Dogs growling]

Timmy: Because you are vicious and dangerous! Ok, easy. Don't provoke them. At least if I'm on top of this big pile, they can't reach me. Yaaaa! Oh, no. A cat suit! Oh, no. A vat of gravy. Oh, no. A box of air fresheners. (sniffs) Scent of mailman?

[Both Dogs growling]

Timmy: Yaaaa! Cosmo! Wanda! Somebody help!

Chester: Nice shoot, old chum.

A.J.: Get 'em, pal.

[Both Dogs growls]

Timmy: Chester, A.J., Watch out!

[Barking and growling]

A.J.: May I?

Chester: I'd be insulted if you didn't!

[Air horn blasts] [Whimpering]

Timmy: You did it. You saved me- together.

Chester: We couldn't let you get eaten by dogs because of some stupid fight.

A.J.: Yeah, it's just too bad we missed the big show.

Timmy: Who cares? Did you guys see the way you two teamed up in the junkyard? That was the show. Crash and the chin fighting side by side.

All: Yeah!

Chester: Dip, anyone?

Timmy: Yaaaaa!

Chester: Hey, whatever. More for me. Heh-hoo!

Timmy: Yeah, your suits were cool. I wonder what amazing powers my kitty slumber suit has.

A.J.: Let's find out.

[Both Dogs growling]

Kids: Aah!!

Wanda: Aw, Timmy, Chester, and A.J. Are friends again, and they're finally having their sleepover.

[Meow]

Cosmo: Jimmy, come back. I promise I won't bark any- Bark! Bark! I'm sorry, it just slipped out.

[Cat yowls]

Cosmo: Jimmy-y-y-y! Well, he's got lives left.

[Crash]

Cosmo: Uh,.

[Crash]

Cosmo: Aw, the heck with it. Who wants dip?

Cosmo: May I have a bandage?

Wanda: I'd be insulted if you didn't!

Cosmo: I'd be bleeding if I didn't like Carl. Carl! I want my records back!

[Meow]

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