"Timmy, why are you packing a...
...sleepmask for school?"
"It's not what you think."
"You sleep during class?"
"Then it is what you think."
dogs aren't supposed to drive!"
"Yeah, that's what the cops said when they told me I had to go to traffic school.
I just need to borrow the car from your dad."
"Honey! The dog's giving me a ride to work, see ya later!"
*Loud crash, dad screams*
"Almost time for school Poof!
I'm making breakfast in the fishbowl.
Mostly because I don't know what you said."
The soggy pot roast I made last night...
"What's wrong with my baby!?
Dr. Studwell, something's wrong with Poof!"
"I'm afraid there's no cure."
I was rehearsing my lines for the soap opra I'm starring in.
I play a doctor that only treats super models in the arctic circle.
The Cold, and The Beautiful."
But I also play one on TV.
The money's better and I don't have to watch...
I see what the problem is."
"What is it Dr. Studwell!?"
"My character gets killed by something called a...
I've gotta call my agent.
What's wrong with Poof!?"
who's the super model doctor here?
Pooferty is when fairy babies go from saying...
But while Poof makes the transition,
you won't be able to understand...
but I bet I can figure it out."
"He either said he's hungry,
or that I left the soggy oven on.
"Is there anything you can do for...
he'll come out of the fishbowl eventually."
we can do is give him this list of...
"Exterior arctic circle, day,
a group of shivering models huddle around...
a hunky doctor for warmth."
And eventually you'll be able to speak...
"Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to get back to the set before the super models wander off.
They don't have a lot upstairs Wanda.
Just the cold arctic wind whistling between their ears."
"It's the school bus Poof!
He either said he'll see you after school,
Either way I'll accept him.
I don't have to use my sleepmask."
"Ladies and gentlemen. Live from Dimmsdale...
Elementary School, it's the Denzel Crocker Show!
"Sorry I haven't graded your papers yet.
"I probably should've cut eye holes...
"To the dark recesses of...
"Allow me to introduce my...
"This baby will drain the magic from any magical creature,
and turn it into a delicious smoothie!
And once I drink it, I'll have the creature's powers,
can we learn something now?"
"Don't try to distract me Turner!
And after all these years, I've come to the conclusion that their disguise is...
Which, I'm now gonna suck the magic from!"
Had the settings up too high.
"I don't feel magical at all.
read chapter 3 while I go throw up hat...
Mr. Crocker's really out of control."
"Yeah. If he can put a hat in a blender,
there's no telling what kind of evil he's capable of.
The next time it could be your pencil.
You guys are in danger...
and it's time we got rid of Mr. Crocker once and for all.
I wish he were transferred to a new school.
And make it the one that's the farthest away from here!"
Boy, that was exhausting.
Who wants a refreshing glass of leftover hat juice?"
Ooh, that's coming right back up."
"I can't believe I was transferred to another...
You try to shape young minds and skim a little money from the PTA fund,
and this is the thanks you get.
I'll just plug the coordinates into the...
"Hmm, using unleaded gas may have been a mistake,
apparently the lead's what keeps you on the ground."
"Boy, that was a bumpy ride.
I think I burped up a little hat juice."
Just a typical bunch of...
unleaded gas in her broom.
that's the strange little kid...
from my neighbour's lawn.
"This is a school for magical children.
But given that I'm a world famous fairy hunter, it's a good chance one of these brats will know me."
Time for a clever disguise."
"What are you looking at?
I rigged a voice-activated fairy wacker to the...
When Poof enters and says...
I didn't quite hear you."
"That moron was supposed to say...
Finally a teacher worth sucking up to."
I'm anxious to drain you of your magic,
Let me show you my magic.
and it works best if used on an innocent victim like...
"Is that gibberish or can I just not hear you...
"Enough baby talk kid! You should be using real words at your age.
And you certainly shouldn't have a rattle.
"On that note of clarity...
Your homework is to prepare for a magical show and tell,
where each of you will demonstrate your powers."
"But we've only been here for 10 minutes and I wanna...
"Great! Now I'm having a bag hair day.
will suck the magic out of those little brats, and become the most...
You overheard my little secret did you?
Well you can't tell on me,
no one can understand word you say,
and as far as anyone else knows,
See you tomorrow when your magic will be...
"How I am still burping up hat juice!?"
*Opening Scene after Commercial Break*
how was the rest of your day without Mr. Crocker?"
"How are you ever gonna learn anything...
if you never pay attention!"
I've had him for months."
Who's the chick with the pink hair?"
"How'd traffic school go Sparky?"
Then I forgot to take my sleep mask off,
when I drove home, and I hit...
In fact, we're having dinner later."
And where's your magic rattle?"
Try using those voice exercises Dr. Studwell gave you to practice with."
"Oh I don't understand you,
try acting it out sweetie."
I want Timmy to be my partner.
You're a... (short pause)
"We're not playing charades!
tell us something important."
"I still don't understand.
Write it on your little...
Get inside honey, it's raining chalkboards!"
"There's nothing a plate of soggy chicken nuggets...
"Welcome back Marble Mouth!
you tried to tell everyone about my...