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Schnozmo Cosma is Cosmo's older brother who only appears in Season 7's "Double-Oh Schnozmo!". He's voiced by Saturday Night Live alum Dana Carvey.

Character[]

Schnozmo is a con man who tricked his simple-minded brother Cosmo into giving him his wand, a jar of pickles, and a TV to find an evil scientist who doesn’t really exist. But as gullible as Cosmo is, Schnozmo thought he'd never find out, until Wanda followed him and Cosmo heard he was lying, breaking his heart. Feeling sad for his little brother, Schnozmo pretended to be a spy in a play made by Wanda, getting mauled along the way just to make Cosmo believe in him again.

Description[]

Schnozmo looks almost identical to Cosmo, outside of having a large nose and stylish hair. He also wears a tuxedo a la James Bond, though this could be part of his "secret agent" con.

Background[]

Not much is known about Schnozmo because he has only appeared in one episode. He himself stated that he would never want to hurt his brother, and this is further proven when he takes part in a made-up plot just to spare his brother's feelings. He doesn't get along with his sister-in-law, Wanda, mostly because she doesn't trust him. His relationship with his only nephew, Poof, isn't expanded upon either, but he is surprised to see him, even asking "Who's this little charmer?" only for Cosmo to reply "That's your nephew, Poof!". He has a lot of trouble remembering Timmy's name, calling him Lorenzo, Fernando, and Horatio.

His relationship with Mama Cosma is unknown. Given his lifestyle and the fact she's never mentioned him, it's fair to presume they're not on the best terms.

Trivia[]

  • In The Boy Who Would Be Queen, Cosmo is shown to have been born with an enormous nose closely resembling that of Schnozmo's.
  • His nose could be interpreted as a reference to Pinocchio, as Schnozmo is a liar.
  • In "The Gland Plan," Wanda says Cosmo was an only child, which was why they had to go to Anti-Cosmo to have a fagiggly gland transplant done. While likely an oversight by the Season 7 writers, it's also shown Schnozmo's relationship with his family (and Wanda) is strained

Quotes[]

  • "Two words-"

  • "That's what I said, hello-o?" [knocks on Timmy's head]

  • "Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha-Ha."

  • "Wanda, you're beautiful when you don't trust me."

  • Schnozmo: "Only an idiot would press that."
  • Cosmo: [presses button]
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