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The song Real and Scary was heard during the Halloween special, "Scary Godparents". During this song, Timmy wished for everyone's costumes to be real and scary, because his friends and his own costume were pretty lame, and none of them were getting any good candy.

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Lyrics

Timmy:
On Halloween,
Out through the night...
You should be filled.
With fear and fright,
But I don't see.
Much here tonight?
'Cause everything is so FAKE!

Timmy:
I want something real and real scary.
Not cardboard, or squeaky, or clean!
I want something that's big, green and hairy!

Cosmo:
Like a frog on a fur trampoline?

Timmy:
NO!

Timmy:
It's time to get down to business,
And spook up this boring scene...
I wish things were real, and real scary.
Tonight on Halloween!

Cosmo, Wanda and monsters:
Real and scary!

Timmy:
Like a vampire's fangs in the night.

Cosmo, Wanda and monsters:
Real and scary!

Timmy:
Like a witch on her broom taking flight!

Cosmo, Wanda and monsters:
Real and Scary!

Timmy:
Like an unwashed, forgotten latrine,

Cosmo, Wanda and monsters:
Real and Scary!

Cosmo:
Like a zit-covered, hormone-crazed teen?

Teen:
Hi!

Timmy:
So that's what I want
Real and Scary.
So when I trick-or-treat, they can see,
That I am a force to be dealt with
And they'd better give their candy to me!
I wish we were all real and scary!
I wish this were one freaky scene!
I wish the whole world were real scary!
Tonight on Halloween!

[Demonic Jack-O-Lantern Laughs]

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