"The Jorgen Polka",[1] also called "Pull Back the Fairies", is the sixth song of the episode "School's Out: The Musical".
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Lyrics[]
- Jorgen: With my muscles, I will tussles
- With all those who dare discusses
- A clear and present crisis
- To my authority
- With my knuckles, you will buckles
- Like a chicken you will cluckles
- For I so do love Da Rules
- And I know Da Rules love me!
- You will learn to fear my mighty fist
- If my song won't help you get the gist<
- And though you fools might disagree
- But you will all answer to me
- With this polka, I will choke ya
- But first this frappe mocha
- I was shocked when I awoke-a
- To a world where kids all ruled
- With my biceps, I must try-ceps
- To see the kids are now denied-ceps
- The magic we'll supply-ceps
- For your jobs must be retooled
- Oh, I love to get to draw the line
- And you morons make me all the time
- For the rules are very clear
- And now the time is here for me to
- Pull back the fairies
- Head Pixie & Sanderson: (Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back)
- Jorgen: Bring them all home one by one
- Pull back the fairies
- H.P. & Sanderson: (Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back)
- Jorgen: Now that my mocha is done
- Pull back the fairies
- H.P. & Sanderson: (Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back)
- Jorgen: Now that kids have the reins
- Now we're pulling, pulling, pulling, back the fairies so I can...
- Jorgen, H.P. & Sanderson: Bring them pain!
Trivia[]
- This song's melody is based on "Beer Barrel Polka".