(Timmy and Wanda take their virtual reality helmets off, and the surroundings change into Timmy's room; Timmy tosses his helmet near the TV, where Cosmo, who still has holes from the carrot attack, is floating)
Cosmo: Look at me! I'm cheese!
Wanda: Something wrong, Timmy?
Timmy: Fuzzy bunnies? What am I, four?
(the door is kicked open by Vicky, shattering the fishbowl)
Vicky: Hey! I heard happy! What's goin' on in here?
Timmy: (all by himself) Uh... nothing! Just... uh... playing video games.
Vicky: Well, keep it down! You know when I'm watching you, I'm watching something on TV! (slams the door shut)
(the fishbowl is magically unharmed, with Cosmo and Wanda crammed inside)
Cosmo: That was close!
Wanda: No, this is close.
Cosmo: I'm chafing!
Timmy: Look, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. While I'm gone, please fix this game! No bunnies! No ponies! Make a game that'll scare the pants off me!
Cosmo: But, you'll be in the can! (pops out of the fishbowl) You'll already have your pants...
Wanda: (pops out next to Cosmo) Why don't you wish for exactly what you want, and we'll do our best?
Timmy: I wish for a video game that's challenging. A game that you can't wish yourself out of!
(Timmy leaves for the bathroom.)
Cosmo: That wish is just vague enough to work!
Wanda: But we're gonna need a lotta power to make it work!
(Cosmo and Wanda plug their wands into power outlets and put on welding masks and thick gloves)
Cosmo: One tough video game, comin' up!
(Cosmo and Wanda grant Timmy's wish, and all the lights in Dimmsdale briefly dim. Meanwhile, Chester and A.J. are walking outside)
Chester: Whoa!
A.J.: What was that?
Chester: The power surged.
A.J.: Every light in the city dimmed...
Chester: That can only mean one thing...
Chester and A.J.: (yelling in excitement) Timmy's got a new video game! (they run toward the house; the game starts up)
Wanda: (as a goldfish) I hope Timmy likes his new game.
(The door is kicked open by Chester and A.J., breaking the fishbowl again)
Chester: Hey, where's the dude?
A.J.: (checking his watch) It's 6:13. Timmy always goes to the bathroom at 6:13.
Chester: That's weird. He always struck me as a 7:43 whizzinator...
A.J.: Cool! Virtual reality helmets!
(Chester and A.J. put on the helmets, transporting themselves into the newly made game. Cosmo and Wanda pop into their fairy forms)
Wanda: Well, that's not good.
Timmy: (running into the room) Hey, what's up with the power surge?
Cosmo: Shh! Chester and A.J. are on TV!
Timmy: What?
(camera zooms into the television, where Chester and A.J. are inside the game)
Chester: This is weird. Usually Timmy's games are filled with fuzzy bunnies.
A.J.: I know! What is he, four?
(Chester and A.J. laugh)
Timmy: (angry) Those creeps! (reaching for the reset button) Wait'll I reset them...
Wanda: No! If you turn the game off while they're in there, or if they lose their three lives... they'll disappear forever.
Timmy: What? Then I wish them outta the game!
Cosmo: You can't! (turns his head into Timmy's) Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging. A game that you can't wish yourself out of!" Unquote. (Turns back to his head)
Wanda: You either win the game, or take off the helmet.
Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Cosmo: Nope! We're two halves of a whole idiot!
(The power surges again)
Timmy: Oh no! (runs out of the room and watches Vicky turn a lamp on and off in the living room) Oh great. The video game is using so much energy that anything Vicky plugs in could short out the power and turn the game off! (runs back to his room) Those two are goners, unless I get 'em outta there. You guys keep Vicky from using up any more power. I'm goin' in. (puts a virtual reality helmet on and disappears)
Cosmo: He's being vague again.
(scene cuts to Vicky plugging in a multitude of devices)
Vicky: And this is the TV. And this is the VCR. And this is the DVD. And this is the surround sound. And this is the combination microwave popcorn maker and neck massager... And I don't know what this plug does, but I ain't payin' for the electricity! (plugs in the last cords and goes to watch TV)
(Cosmo and Wanda appear by the outlet as mice)
Wanda: We can't let her plug all those things in! She'll blow the power!
Cosmo: Come on! (pulls out all the cords) Follow me into the TV! I've got an idea!
Wanda: (writing in a planner) Wednesday, March 22. Cosmo had an idea!
(Wanda goes after Cosmo, and they both magically enter the TV. Vicky sits in the chair and turns on the TV, which shows a black-and-white program called I Love Wanda. Wanda, dressed as Lucille Ball, nurses a baby)
Cosmo: (dressed as Ricky Ricardo) Wanda! You got some 'splainin' to do!
Wanda: Even though that's not the way everybody says explaining, I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.
Cosmo: Eh... Babalu?
Wanda: That, too.
(Cosmo and the baby start crying)
Vicky: Boring. (changes the channel)
Wanda: ...and now, here's Cosmo with the weather.
Cosmo: (holding a feather) I thought you said feather. (smiles)
(the channel changes; scene cuts to the video game, where Timmy appears in level one)
Timmy: Cool! The electric shredder balls of doom! Man... (jumps over a shredder ball) Cosmo and Wanda really made this game a lot... (Timmy is hit by a shredder ball) ...tougher. (disappears and reappears) I lost a life... on level one! What am I, four?
(scene cuts to the unplugged plugs; the camera pans over to the TV and Vicky; she changes the channel to a program where Wanda, surrounded by an audience of Wandas, is a talk show host interviewing Cosmo)
Wanda: Just let me clarify this. You married your car?
Cosmo: Yep. Now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! (car honks are heard and a chair is thrown at him)
Wanda: And we'll be right back.
Vicky: Yawn!
(the channel changes; scene cuts to Timmy running through level one; he is dodging the shredder balls)
Timmy: (screams) If I'm not careful, I could get killed! (short pause) Neat! (the game flickers) Oh no! Another power surge!
(scene cuts to a level with a ravine with monkey bars acting as a bridge; Chester and A.J. are crossing the monkey bars when a power surge briefly erases the ladder; Chester is able to grab back onto the bars, but A.J. screams as he falls and disappears)
Chester: Cool!
(scene cuts back to Timmy; he enters level eight and swims through an underwater house)
Timmy: Huh. This looks like an underwater version of my Aunt Gertrude's house.
(a giant crab version of Gertrude rises from behind a couch)
Aunt Gertrude Crab: Hello, Timmy! Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours!
Timmy: I hope she means my face...
(Timmy dodges Gertrude's attempts to pinch him and swims away from her; he touches a pink coin, which turns into Wanda)
Wanda: I'm a Wanda Coin! You may have one wish.
Timmy: I wish I had cheeks of steel!
Wanda: I hope you mean your face!
Timmy: I do!
(Wanda makes Timmy's cheeks steel; Aunt Gertrude pinches his cheeks and the force shatters her to pieces; the scenes then cuts to Vicky switching channel; Cosmo appears on the screen on a stage with a red curtain)
Cosmo: It's a show about nothing! (looks around) How do we know when it's over?
Vicky: I do!
(Vicky changes the channel, and Cosmo is shown again)
Announcer: His velvety voice and beautiful lyrics have moved many a generation.
Cosmo:♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round! ♪
Announcer: His is a talent that will fill your heart with joy.
Cosmo:♪ There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o! ♪
Vicky: Man, there is nothing on today!
(scene cuts to the Classroom of Doom level; Chester and A.J. appear there)
A.J.: Wow, the "classroom of doom" level!
Chester: Hey, look! (points down, where many janitors are walking with sharp pointed brooms in their hands) Apparently, if you don't pass this class, you spend the rest of your life as a janitor.
A.J.: There's a lesson in that.
(Timmy appears)
Timmy: Guys! I found you!
Chester: Hey, Timmy, great game, dude!
Timmy: We've gotta get outta here!
A.J.: No way! This is the greatest video game ever!
Timmy: But we only have two lives left.
A.J.: So? It's not like if we get wasted in here, we disappear forever, right?
Timmy: Uhhhh...
Chester: (smugly) Besides, I have three lives!
(A.J. pushes Chester off the desk, making him lose a life)
Timmy: Stop it! (Chester reappears, furious) Guys, we have to stick together! (Chester picks up AJ, whom Timmy takes before Chester can throw him down) Only together, through the power of teamwork, can we...
(Chester and A.J. are running to the end of the level)
Chester and A.J.: Whoo! I'm on top of the desk! / Yeah! Come on!
(Timmy sighs and zips after them)
(scene cuts to the living room; Vicky presses the remote control, but the TV screen has gone black)
Vicky: (looking at the remote) What the heck is wrong with this thing?
(scene cuts to inside the TV, where Cosmo and Wanda stand as mice)
Cosmo: I'm all out of ideas!
Wanda: Well, (writing in her planner) easy come, easy go.
Vicky: (offscreen) No wonder nothing's working! All the plugs came out!
Cosmo and Wanda: Oh no!
(Vicky plugs in the cords again; she turns on the TV, causing a power outage)
Wanda: Oh no, the power's out! Timmy! Cosmo?
(Wanda poofs to Timmy's room; Cosmo is keeping Timmy's TV on by running on a treadmill that powers a generator; a steak is hanging front of him)
Cosmo: I had another idea!
Wanda: (writing) This was a magnificent day for Cosmo. Way to keep the power going, sweetie!
Cosmo: Good thing I'm more hungry than tired!
(Scene cuts to the entrance to the final level of the game. Timmy, Chester, and A.J. run toward the entrance)
Timmy: Guys, wait! We really need to stop playing!
Chester: Why?
Timmy: Uh... I have to go?
A.J.: No, you don't. You just went at 6:13.
Chester: Besides—we've only got...
Chester and A.J.: One level left!
(The three of them enter the level, which happens to be Timmy's living room)
Timmy: Hey, we're in my living room! Phew! We're finally outta the game!
A.J.: How anti-climactic.
Chester: Yeah, what a gyp!
(Timmy puts his hands on his head and feels his helmet)
Timmy: Oh no! My helmet's still on! We're still in the game!
(the floor splits open, and a giant robotic Vicky rises out of it)
Robot Vicky: (laughs) Well, well, looks like I'm having three helpings of twerp for dinner!
Timmy: Guys, take off the helmets! Quick!
Chester: Don't freak, dude, we still have two lives left.
(Robot Vicky crushes the three with her foot; they regenerate)
Chester: That is one bad baby-sitter!
Robot Vicky: Time to baby sit!
(the boys scream and run away as she tries to crush Chester and A.J. under the spiked steamroller she has for a rear end)
Timmy: No! They'll be gone forever!
(Timmy pushes Chester and A.J. out of the way and gets crushed, losing his last life; the scene cuts to the TV showing the scoreboard of the game)
Wanda: Oh no, that was Timmy's last life!
Cosmo: (sobbing) It's all your fault!
(back to the game)
Chester: Whoa. He gave his last life for us.
A.J.: Even virtually, that was pretty cool.
(cut back to the scoreboard; Timmy's score increases to 50,000,000 points)
Wanda: Hey, if Timmy's gone for good, why's his score still going up?
(back to Chester and A.J.; Timmy reappears in the game)
Timmy: I'm alive? But how?
Chester: Sacrificing your lives for us...
A.J.: Must have given you enough points for a free man!
Timmy: Cool! Let's rock!
(a Cosmo Coin behind Vicky catches the eye of the three)
Timmy: A Cosmo Coin! (Robot Vicky blocks the coin and growls) Guys, we gotta get that coin! Ready? (they zip forward) Go!
Robot Vicky: Fear my sitting butt!
(Robot Vicky is about to crush A.J. under her rear end; Timmy throws a pillow to A.J., who uses it as cover from the attack.)
A.J.: Wow! That's comfy!
(Robot Vicky tries to eat Chester, but Timmy throws a cupboard between her teeth; the three boys dash away from her)
Timmy, Chester, and A.J.: Beautiful!
Timmy: The coin!
Robot Vicky: (growls and fires two missiles from her mouth at the three) Bye-bye, twerps!
(Chester throws one missile at the other and both explode)
A.J.: (tossing Timmy) Go, Timmy!
(Timmy grabs the coin, which then transforms into Cosmo)
Cosmo: I'm a Cosmo Coin and boy, am I glad to see you!
Timmy: Ditto!
(scene cuts to Wanda power-walking on the treadmill)
Wanda: This'll be great for my glutes!
(back to the game)
Cosmo: Whatcha need, sport?
Timmy: I wish I had something to stop Vicky!
Cosmo: Hey, that's just vague enough to work!
(Robot Vicky is about to crush Cosmo and Timmy when Cosmo poofs up a front door and video game versions of Mr. and Mrs. Turner enter through it.]
Mrs. Turner: Oh, Vicky, it's us!
Mr. Turner: Timmy's mom and dad!
Mrs. Turner: We're back!
Mr. Turner: You can go home now.
Robot Vicky: (turns and sees the parents) NOOO!!! (melts into a puddle)
(Cosmo winks at Timmy and disappears; Timmy, AJ, and Chester take off their helmets, leaving the game; Wanda disappears, making the TV turn off, and she and Cosmo appear in the fishbowl as goldfish; The house's power returns; Vicky opens the door on the bowl)
Vicky: Alright, game over! You twerps are outta here! Timmy's gotta rewire the house because... (in Timmy's face) I can't watch my shows!
Chester: (leaving) Later, dude.
A.J.: (leaving) Bye, Timmy! See ya tomorrow!
Timmy: Hey, Vicky, why don't you watch your shows on (holds up a virtual reality helmet) this? This virtual reality helmet puts you right into the middle of your favorite programs.
Vicky: Gimme that! (puts on the helmet and enters the game) Cool! The Tether Ball Channel!
(Vicky gets hurt offscreen as Timmy laughs)
(pan to Cosmo and Wanda in their fishbowl)
Cosmo: (to Wanda) High fin!
(Cosmo and Wanda try to reach each other with their fins)
Wanda: How about a kiss instead?
Cosmo: I'm game.
(Cosmo and Wanda smooch; Vicky's cries of pain can still be heard from the TV)
Vicky: (offscreen) Hey, is that Timmy's Aunt Gertrude? Ow! (cries)
