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This article is a transcript of the Crimson Chin webtoon "Pain In The Brass", which was released on May 25, 2001.
Script[]
- Webtoons Announcer: When we last left the Crimson Chin and Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder...
[The Chin and Cleft are in a boxing ring with the Brass Knuckles.]
- ...they weren't fighting this guy and were nowhere near a boxing ring! But... after a three-state burglary spree of nail salons, glove factories, and a bank—because somebody has to pay for all those manicures and gloves—Pavlo Punchlowski, a.k.a. the Brass Knuckles, challenged the jutting jowl of justness to ten rounds of bare-knuckle brawling to settle their archnemesisness once and for all!
[The announcer appears in the ring.]
- And now... let's get ready to... Hey! I'm in the cartoon! Hi, Mom!
[The Brass Knuckles punches the announcer away.]
- And realizing that nobody smacks the announcer around... the Chin pounced!
[The Chin leaps forward and punches the Brass Knuckles, who punches back until the Chin is disoriented and tangled in the boxing ring ropes.]
- The Chin was on the ropes! Thinking quickly, Cleft reached into his Utility Cleft and...
[Cleft produces a big magnet from the Utility Cleft.]
- ...smartly played a quick game of Why Are You Hitting Yourself?
[The force of the magnet draws the Brass Knuckles' fists toward his face, making him punch himself. Cleft stuffs the magnet down the Brass Knuckles' throat, making him hit himself in the chest.]
- And before he knew it, Knuckles understood the old phrase "big hands..."
[The Chin and Cleft knock the Brass Knuckles away.]
- "...big bruises". And so, beaten and bruised by his own big hands, the Brass Knuckles was hurled into prison, with every other bad guy in Chincinnati!
[The Bronze Kneecap, the Iron Lung, the Copper Cranium, the Gilded Arches, and the Brass Knuckles grin.]
- Why are these jerks smiling?
[The scene cuts to the Chin and Cleft on a street.]
- Have all these stupid crimes been a part of some sinister scheme?
[The Chin and Cleft stop smiling.]
- And what happened to that big robot from our first webisode?
[The Chin and Cleft jump into the air.]
- For the answers to these and other questions, tune in next time for another exciting webisode of The Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder!
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