|The Fairly OddParents episode transcript|
|Airdate:||January 27, 2003|
Waxelplax: I wish to thank all the parents who donated their time in making this the most amazing career day ever! Woo! [claps heard in background] Who would've thought we'd actually have parents who are wrestling stars, race car champions, and astronauts!
Astronaut Mother: [Exiting Spaceship] Free moon rocks for everyone! [Throws moon rocks at audience]
Waxelplax: Next up, to tell us about his amazing career, Mr. Turner! Woooo! [audiance claps; Mr. Turner enters onstage with pencils in hand]
Mr. Turner: Hey, kids! My name is Timmy's dad! I'm what you might call a pencil pusher! And I brought free, really pointy pencils for everybody! Catch! [Throws pencils into audience]
Audience: [screams; one man yells "My eye!"; audience then boos]
Mr. Turner: Hey, if you don't like the pencils then I'll take them back! I work with pencils all day and they've never hurt me! [audience throws pencils at Mr. Turner] Until today! Pencils! Why have you betrayed me!
Audience: [Laughs at Mr. Turner while Timmy seems upset]