- Hold on there, Hunch Back of I've-Never-Spoken-To-A-Dame.
- That... thing on your neck. Is that your ear? (regarding Mr. Crocker's appearance)
- Seriously, have you ever *talked* to a girl?
- Isn't this fun? I think it's fun.
- The more time I spend with you, the more I am beginning to miss being imprisoned in my lamp...
- Weird, huh? How could I have tricked you... I mean, you're ten, and I'm 50,000.
- This bag.. is made outta smoof, isn't it? Three things I can't excape from: my magic lamp--the charms of Barbra Eden--and smoof stuff!
- I change my mind, I like this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!
- Hello... 'Insert human's name here'...
- This is just a guess, mind you, but have you forgotten to take any medications today...?
- Have you suffered a recent head injury? (said more like a statement than a question)
- Well, I'm off to destroy Canada. They've had it too good for too long...
- Thanks, Puddin' Pop.
- Tell ya what, Fruit Cup, go pick up my dry cleaning, eh...?
- But mark my words, Turner, I WILL get you... And you TOO Canada!
- AHA-HAHA-HA! This is my evil laugh, I've been working on it for a little bit, whaddya think? A-HAHAH-HAHA!
- I can't. You, you gotta make one more wish. And after that, I actually get forcibly sucked back into the lamp. How great is that?
- C'mon, you can do it! And by that I mean, you cannot do it!
- See, it's THIS kinda thing that screams, 'I live with my mother.'
- There's somethin' you coulda wished for! Human-sized teeth.
- Great! I'll be over here, waiting for your plan to fail!
- Just the way I like my shakes! Spazzed, not stirred.
- Lemme guess... You wish all this stuff was gone, you wish your bones weren't broken, and... you're gonna wish for another three more wishes.
- C'mon little buddy, say the words! C'mon. C'mon!
- I bet that works on the ladies every time...
- I'm guessin' you got a big wild social life, don'tcha?
- Besides my pizza, what are we waiting for?
- What do to when your wand makes that fart noise...
- So, what, tracks-for-teeth...
- Anyone else have an evil plan go super-great today? No? Just me?
- I gotta meet Railroad McBrace-face at the single-wide.
- Aw, fez...
- This gives me a diabolical idea.. And I like that!
- Well, Jimmy McJarhead, I'm hoping to go from filthy genie trapped in a lamp to idiot fairy, not trapped in a lamp!
- Aw, fez dispenser!
Norm the Genie
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