My Shiny Teeth and Me

My Shiny Teeth and Me was Chip Skylark's first hit song featured in The Fairly OddParents!. It was first heard in "Boys in the Band" on the radio. Its music video was produced in the episode, "Shiny Teeth".

Lyrics[]

When I'm feeling lonely,
Sad as I can be,
All by myself on an uncharted island in an endless sea,

What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee

Those bones in my jaw,

They don't have a flaw,

My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle,
Adding beauty to my face

My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a Christmas tree
You know they walk a mile.
Just to see me smile (Whoo!)
My shiny teeth and me.
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

Yes, they're oh so perfect,
So white and pearly
Brush, gargle and rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth so awesome,
Just like my favorite song.
My shiny teeth I floss 'em,
So they'll grow to be real strong (He's got really shiny teeth!)

My shiny teeth, I love them
And they all love me. (Ahhh-ahhhh)
Why should I talk to you,
When I've got thirty-two (Whoo!)

Shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)
Shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle,
Adding beauty to my face (He's got really shiny teeth!)

My shiny teeth that glisten,
Just like a Christmas tree (ahhhh-ahhhh)
You know they walk a mile
Just to see me smile (Whoo!)

My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth and me!
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

Appearances[]

Trivia[]

This is the most common song in the series sung by Chip Skylark. It made a short appearance at the end of the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide.
During "Birthday Bashed", Chip Skylark sang a birthday song for Timmy, but it followed the same beat as this song.
The song is also played at the end of the episode, Mind Over Magic.
You can hear an instrumental version of this song in the episodes: "Information Stupor Highway", "Fairy Friends and Neighbors" and in the end of "School of Crock".
The song is mentioned and a bit of it is played in episode, Boys In The Band with some lyrics skipped; after "Sad as I can be..." it skips to the line "Brush, gargle and rinse..."
The song is played on the episode, Future Lost.
This song incorrectly refers to teeth as bones. While both teeth and bones contain calcium, teeth are not bones as teeth are made of inorganic tissue, while bones contain organic tissue.
The song is exactly 2 minutes long, which is the amount of time you usually brush your teeth for.