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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "Mother Nature (episode)" from Season 3, which aired on May 17, 2003.
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Chet Ubetcha: (voiceover) Good morning, Dimmsdale. I'm Chet Ubetcha. Next up, a look at our neighboring rival city, Brightburg, which has once again been voted the best place to live. But that's not everything, you know.
Timmy and Mr. Turner: Y-i-i-i-i!
Chet Ubetcha: But first, here's the morning weather with a man not nearly as handsome as me, Stormy Raynes.
Timmy: You think it'll be finally nice enough to go fishing today, dad?
Mr. Turner: Ooh, it better be, or we'll take our anger and frustration out on the weatherman.
Timmy: Cool, because-
Mr. Turner: Bup-bup-bup. The weather is on.
Wanda: Wow! People in this town sure are nuts about the weather.
Cosmo: Uh-ba-ba. The weather is on!
Stormy Raynes: Today's weather: sunny. A perfect day for outdoor activities, like fishing.
Timmy and Mr. Turner: Yay!
Mrs. Turner: Honey, Timmy, you'll never guess what happened to me this morning. I won the Mrs. Dimmsdale pageant.
Timmy: That's nice.
Mr. Turner: Great. Super. That's nice. Bye.
[Stars and stripes forever playing]
Timmy and Mr. Turner: Aah!
Stormy Raynes: Did I say sunny? I... I... I meant rainy.
Mob Person: Can't a guy make one mistake?
[Crowd yelling]
Timmy: Cheer up, dad. The forecast might have been wrong yesterday, but I'm sure they'll get it right today.
Chet Ubetcha: (on TV) And now, here's our new weatherman, the also-much-less-prettier than me Johnny Downpour.
Johnny Downpour: Thanks, Chet.
Mrs. Turner: Guess whose pie won first prize.
Mr. Turner: A-bup-bup. Weather.
Johnny Downpour: Uh, today will be, uh, sunny? Please?
[Jingle bells playing]
Johnny Downpour: Aah! Did I say sunny? I... I meant freezing.
[Crowd yelling]
Mr. Turner: Must beat weatherman, once I thaw.
Chet Ubetcha: Johnny Downpour was run out of town yesterday by an angry mob. Ha ha ha! Yes! I mean, ahem, it's always a shame to lose a valued member of the news family.
Mrs. Turner: I'm tired of you two paying more attention to the weatherman than you do to me.
Both: Eh?
Mrs. Turner: So, I entered the "be the new weatherperson contest."
Chet Ubetcha: And the winner of the "be the new weatherperson contest" is... Timmy Turner's mom!
Mrs. Turner: I won!
Both: What?
Mr. Turner: Why didn't you tell us you entered that contest?
Mrs. Turner: I'm sorry, but if you want to listen to me now, you'll have to do it at 9 a.m., noon, 5:00, 6:00, 10:00, and 11:00.
Mr. Turner: Well, son, now that your mom has a high-profile career, I'm going to have to assume more responsibility and be both your mom and dad. Good thing I made this mom puppet.
Mom Puppet: (imitates mom) Hello, Timmy. I'm mom. [Timmy shivers] Stop ignoring me.
Timmy: Guys, I don't know about this. Every time the weatherperson makes a wrong prediction, they get run out of town by an angry mob. I don't want my mom to get run out of town by an angry mob.
Wanda: Oh, I'll bet she'll do great.
Cosmo: But just in case... Eh, eh, eh. What?
Chet Ubetcha: And now here's our new, new weatherperson, Timmy's mom.
Mrs. Turner: Uh, right now, it's very cloudy, but it will clear up... And then a big, gaping hole will appear downtown... And then it'll rain. Back to you, Chet.
Chet Ubetcha: This just in: An angry mob has formed outside this studio.
Timmy: Angry mob already? If that weather doesn't happen, they'll totally kill her. I wish all my mother's weather predictions would come true.
Mob Person: Get Timmy's mom!
Mrs. Turner: (after noticing the angry mob outside) Would you like me to autograph your pitchforks and torches?
[The mob gets ready to chase her.]
Mob Person: It's the new incorrect weatherperson. Gentlemen, start your pitchforks.
All: Ohh!
Mob Person: The clouds- they're gone.
Mob Person: Just like she said.
Mob Person: Well, there's still no giant hole.
Mob Person: But now there is.
Mrs. Turner: Wow, I must be really good at this.
Mob Person: Everything she predicted has come true.
All: Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!
Mob Person: She's the greatest weatherperson ever!
Wanda: Aw, look how happy she is.
Cosmo: And how not-run-out-of-town she is, which means I won't be needing these.
Timmy: Come on, let's get home before dad figures out, we're gone.
Cosmo: You've only been gone 15 seconds. You think your dad will be worried?
Mr. Turner: EH, WHERE WERE YOU? THERE WAS A 15-SECOND PERIOD I HAD NO IDEA WHERE YOU WERE!
Timmy: Jeez, dad. Relax. Would mom get this upset?
Mr. Turner: I don't know. Let's ask her while I'm drinking a glass of water.
Mom Puppet: I think you're being too harsh on Timmy.
Mr. Turner: (spits out water) Oh, sure! Take his side!
Timmy: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment OK.
[TV news theme plays]
Timmy: Hey, the news is on.
TV Announcer: It's time for... with Chet Ubetcha on today's news, but who cares about that? Because with the weather, it's Dimmsdale's own mother nature. She's 100% accurate, 100% of the time. She's Dimmsdale's hottest TV personality.
Chet Ubetcha: Hey!
Mr. Turner: Hey!
Mom Puppet: Hey!
Both: Hey!
Timmy: Morning, Mom!
[Mrs. Turner ignores him and turns away]
Timmy: Err... (chuckles) Dad said the funniest thing yesterday, and by funny, I mean creepy... and with a puppet.
Timmy: Uh, you're still mad at me and dad for not listening, aren't you?
Mrs. Turner: Not very fond of getting the cold shoulder, are you?
Mrs. Turner: Bye.
Mr. Turner: Good news! We're having gelatin-brand gelatin for breakfast.
Mom Puppet: And I filled it with broccoli, so it's healthy. And look, no matter how much it jiggles, the broccoli stays safely in place.
Timmy: I miss mom.
Cosmo: And I miss the angry mobs, but we're both going to have to move on.
TV Announcer: it's time for Dimmsdale's number one half-hour newscast, with Chet Ubetcha and--with her expanded, 29-minute, 59-second weathercast--Timmy's mom!
Chet Ubetcha: What? What about me? I'm hot, too!
Mrs. Turner: Gosh. I don't mean to rain on Mr. Ubetcha's parade.
Mrs. Turner: And now, here's my forecast.
Mr. Turner: Wow, she's good, she predicted weather that defied the laws of physics!
Mom Puppet: I know what that means. You think she's prettier than me!
Mr. Turner: Come back.
Timmy: Ah, I sure wish there was a way to get mom back here.
Wanda: Well, you could always try doing what Cosmo does When he does something wrong.
Cosmo: Blame Wanda. It's all your fault.
Wanda Puppet: (imitates Wanda) Stop yelling at me.
Cosmo: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Timmy: Maybe I'll just apologize.
Timmy: Mom, I know dad and I weren't paying enough attention to you, and I'm sorry.
Both: Awww.
Mrs. Turner: Apology accepted. I miss you, too.
Timmy: So, you'll come home and make dad get rid of that creepy puppet?
Mrs. Turner: Well, I can't just quit. I have a contract. Hmm, if I predicted weather that destroyed the town, they'd have to run me out of the destroyed town.
Timmy: Mom, no! Wait!
[TV news theme playing]
Mrs. Turner: Tonight, I'm predicting hail the size of minivans. Then, uh, the world's largest lightning storm. And, um- Oh, oh, and then we'll have a massive earthquake. But the good news is, tomorrow, if we're still alive, it'll be nice enough to fish.
Timmy: Oh, no- my wish. Because my mom predicted that, it's all going to happen. Cosmo! Wanda! I wish my mom was wrong about the weather.
Wanda: Too late. She's already predicted it. It's got to happen anyway.
Cosmo: I told you it was a stupid wish.
Wanda Puppet: Why don't you listen?
Timmy: We'll have to get creative. Come on. We've got weather to stop. It's time to fool mother nature.
Timmy: What's first?
Wanda: Hail.
Cosmo: The size of minivans.
Wanda: Fully loaded minivans.
Timmy: I wish there was a giant trampoline over Dimmsdale. Aah!
[People screaming]
Cosmo: The lightning storm. How are we going to protect the town from that? Aah!
Timmy: Hey! That's working out fabulously.
Timmy: And all that leaves is the-
Mr. Turner: Earthquake! (Cosmo and Wanda turn into birds) Run! Run for your life! (Imitates Mrs. Turner with his puppet holding a plate of gelatin) And while you’re running, enjoy this nutritious last meal.
Timmy: No matter how much it jiggles, the broccoli always stays in place! That's it! I wish Dimmsdale was surrounded by vegetable-brand gelatin.
[Cosmo and Wanda then poof a giant gelatin-brand vegetable gelatin on Dimmsdale.]
All: Yay!
All: Aah!
Wanda: It's working.
Cosmo: And it's delicious. Aah!
Timmy: And we're safe.
Wanda: But what are we going to do with all this goop?
Chet Ubetcha: Yes, it's been chaos in worst-place-to-live Brightburg. But who cares? Mama Ubetcha's son is number one again!
Timmy: More lemonade as you tell me about your day?
Mrs. Turner: Yes and thank you.
Wanda: Aw, that's sweet. They're finally listening to her.
Cosmo: Yeah, but as far as everybody knows, she got the weather wrong. Where's the angry mob? I want my angry mob!
Mom Puppet: Leave me alone. I'm just a puppet... a puppet, I tell you.
[Mob yells]
Cosmo: Yay! An angry mob! I blame you.
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OY!C ★ 1 ★ 2 ★ 3 ★ 4 ★ 5 ★ 6 ★ 7 ★ 8 ★ 9 ★ 10 | ||
#01 Ruled Out | #02 That's Life! | #03 Shiny Teeth |
#04 Odd, Odd West | #05 MicroPhony | #06 So Totally Spaced Out |
#07 Love Struck! | #08 Cosmo Con | #09 Wanda's Day Off! |
#10 Odd Jobs | #11 Movie Magic | #12 Abra-Catastrophe! |
#13 Sleepover and Over | #14 Mother Nature | #15 Crimson Chin meets Mighty Mom & Dyno Dad |
#16 Engine Blocked | #17 Most Wanted Wish | #18 This Is Your Wish |
#19 Beddy Bye | #20 The Grass is Greener | #21 Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker! |
#22 Kung Timmy | #23 Which Witch Is Which? | #24 Pipe Down! |
#25 The Big Scoop! | #26 Crime Wave | #27 Odd Ball |
#28 Where's Wanda? | #29 Imaginary Gary | #30 Chip Off The Old Chip |
#31 Snow Bound |