Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Table. [the alarm clock reaches 7:00 and beeps. The two bolt awake and scream. Their watches beep, and they scream. They look at each other, scream and zip away. Cut to the kitchen. Mr. and Mrs. Turner are hurrying around to prepare for work]
Timmy: Mom? Dad? [as his father tries to put on his pants and takes the homework] Can you check my homework?
Mr. Turner: [holding a cup of coffee] Yep! That's homework alright! [he trips and the cup lands on the seat of his underwear. The homework lands on a slice of bread]
Mrs. Turner: [smears butter on the homework] Uh, very good, Jenny! [gives Timmy a bag] Here you go, sweetie. Tuna salad for lunch!
Timmy: [looks inside the bag] Uh... Mom? These are Dad's socks.
Mr. Turner: [wearing tuna salad sandwiches as shoes] Hey! These have absolutely no arch support. [takes a bite out of the homework]
Wanda: [as a milk carton] What's wrong with your parents?
Timmy: They're always in such a rush, they barely have time for me!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: [finish eating and drinking] Bye, school. [going outside] Have a nice day at Timmy! [fade to night. The door opens, and Mr. and Mrs. Turner fall into the room. Timmy is doing the dishes while Vicky reads a magazine]
Timmy: Hooray! They're home!
Mr. Turner: So... Much... Joy... In... Middle... Management...
Mrs. Turner: Must... Overpay... Baby-sitter... [holds up a stack of dollar bills]
Vicky: [taking the money and stepping on her on her way out] Thank you!
Mrs. Turner: Ah!
Timmy: Mom! Dad! I can't wait to tell you about my day! I... I... [he notices his parents are asleep and becomes disappointed. Fade to his parents' room. Cosmo, a donkey, pulls Wanda, a cart holding Mr. and Mrs. Turner] This is so unfair.
Wanda: [dumping Mr. and Mrs. Turner on their bed] I'm sure they're doing the best they can, Timmy.
Timmy: I know... but their over-achieving is killing them and me! They just can't do it all!
Wanda: Well, they are only human!
Timmy: [gets an idea] You're right! [gets a Crimson Chin comic book] The Crimson Chin! He's a super hero! He can do everything without even breaking a sweat!
Cosmo: Being a super hero would make any day easier!
Timmy: Exactly! When my parents wake up tomorrow, I wish they had super powers!
Wanda: Which ones?
Timmy: All of 'em! Invulnerability, so nothing can hurt 'em and they never get tired! Flight to get to work! Super strength and super speed to finish their work faster! And Timmy senses so they'll always know when I need them! Oh, and heat vision, to... uh... heat stuff with! And toss in whatever else you guys can think of!
Cosmo: You wish it...!
Wanda: We dish it! [they grant the wish. Fade to later. The alarm clock reaches 7:00 and beeps. Mrs. Turner presses it, and it breaks to pieces. She and her husband, now muscular and wearing super hero costumes, bolt awake]
Mr. Turner: Meat product! [they look at each other and blink; heroically] I'll take a shower!
Mrs. Turner: [heroically] And I'll meet you in the kitchen! [they fly and run around the Earth and return to the room]
Mr. Turner: [shouts] Egad! We have amazing super human abilities, [picking up the comic book] like the hero in this book!
Mrs. Turner: [reading the comic] And it says here that people with super powers have to have secret identities, because their enemies would hurt their friends and family! Do we have enemies?
Mr. Turner: [sees Dinkleberg leaving his house whistling] Dinkleberg. [he and his wife become pained and scream] Timmy senses tingling!
Mrs. Turner: Timmy needs our help!
Mr. Turner: But remember, we need to hide our powers! Timmy's a sharp kid! [through a Batman-style transition with Mr. and Mrs. Turner's heads, the scene changes to the kitchen. Timmy sees his parents, who are dressed like Clark Kent]
Timmy: Hi, guys.
Mr. Turner: What super powers?!
Timmy: What's with the suits?
Mr. Turner: Uh... it's... uh... "take your mild-mannered suits and horn-rimmed glasses to work day"! Really! [Timmy and the fairies, goldfish, smile knowingly at each other]
Mrs. Turner: Anything we can help you with?
Timmy: Uh... [picking up a textbook] I need a little help with this homework. See, it's about...
Mr. Turner: Ehp bep! Don't tell me! [sees through the book] You need to do a report on the exact distance between the Earth and our yellow sun! I'm on it! [flies through the ceiling]
Mrs. Turner: I'll get your breakfast, Timmy! [pointing behind him] Look, a monkey! [while Timmy is looking away, she quickly gets a plate, then uses beams from her eyes to make bacon, sausages and ham appear on it] Hey! I have meat vision, too! [Mr. Turner flies back. His clothes have burned up]
Mr. Turner: I'm back from the surface of the sun... I mean, surface of the... library! [he looks at himself, zips away and comes back wearing new clothes] And the sun is exactly [as Timmy writes] 186,413,671 miles from this kitchen. [beat]
Mrs. Turner: Well... Gotta work!
Timmy: Okay, you guys... Have a... [his parents zip away. Mr. Turner flies into his office, cracks his knuckles, cleans the office, does all his work and zips to a water cooler, where Dinkleberg and two other co-workers are laughing. He laughs]
Dinkleberg: Good joke, eh, Turner?
Mr. Turner: I'm on to you, Dinkleberg. [zips away. "Meanwhile", Mrs. Turner takes two home-buyers inside a house. The "for sale" sign outside sinks into the ground and is replaced by one reading "sold". Mrs. Turner shakes hands with the man of the two and zips down the street, selling more houses. New homeowners cheer]
Homeowner: Thank you, mystery home-seller!
Mrs. Turner: [flying away] Don't thank me... just initial in all the right places! ["and then" she and her husband zip back to Timmy] So, how was school?
Timmy: Uh... I haven't left yet! You've only been gone a few minutes!
Mr. Turner: Right! I totally forgot that today's "A Few Minutes Long Day", too!
Mrs. Turner: You work a few minutes and then you're done! [beat]
Mr. Turner: [chuckles] So... Uh... What do you wanna do?
Timmy: Well, the bus doesn't come for 30 more minutes. Wanna just... talk?
Mr. Turner: That's a great idea, son! As long as it's not about my secret identity, I'm fine! [has a realization]
Mrs. Turner: So, what would you like to talk about, sweetie? [Timmy is smiling. Cut to outside the house]
Mr. Turner: And that's all you need to know about where babies come from.
Timmy: But what's the machine for?
Mr. Turner: I'll tell you when you're older. [a school bus pulls up]
Timmy: There's the bus! Gotta go! Love you! Bye! [goes to board the bus]
Mr. Turner: Wow! What a cool kid!
Mrs. Turner: It's nice that we got to spend this time with Timmy. [seductively] But now we've got the whole morning to do anything we want.
Mr. Turner: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Mrs. Turner: Oh yeah...
Mr. Turner: It's time to fight crime! It says so in the book.
Mrs. Turner: Oh. Well, okay! I am... [appears in her costume] Mighty Mom!
Mr. Turner: [hopping in costume with one foot caught on his underwear] And I am... [he trips, then pulls up his underwear] Dyno Dad!
Singers: ♪ Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad! ♪[cut to an old woman screaming as a thief steals her purse. The thief runs into Mr. and Mrs. Turner, who punch him. Two criminals in a helicopter pick up a money truck with a magnet. They laugh until they are stopped by Mrs. Turner]
Mrs. Turner: Goodness! It sure is drafty up here!
Mr. Turner: Mmm! You better button up or you'll catch your death... of justice! [a man on a bench eats a banana and throws away the peel. Mr. and Mrs. Turner grab him. Cut to the parents standing outside a full jail cell] Who knew this town was such a crime-infested rat hole?
Mrs. Turner: I know! We have to keep fighting bad guys and keep the city safe for our son! [they fly off. Another Batman transition begins]
Mr. Turner: Heh heh— [his head hits the screen] Ow! [cut to Vicky watching Timmy clean a toilet. Timmy hears zooming and zips to the front door. Mr. and Mrs. Turner enter]
Mrs. Turner: Hi, Vicky! We're home!
Timmy: Say the words... "Vicky, you can go home!"
Mr. Turner: You can go... [he and his wife hear a pulsing sound. A light with "MM & DD" in it is shining in the night sky] back to watching Timmy for the rest of the night!
Mrs. Turner: [pointing behind Timmy and Vicky] Look over there! [Timmy and Vicky look there, and the parents fly away]
Timmy: Mom? Dad? Oh no... [Vicky puts a plunger on his head]
Vicky: Guess what time it is! [through a transition with a toilet, the scene changes to Timmy cleaning a toilet again]
Timmy: They'll be back! I know they will! Their Timmy senses'll be tingling any minute. [cut to his parents pushing back a meteor approaching Earth]
Mrs. Turner: My Timmy senses are tingling!
Mr. Turner: I don't have time for Timmy! I'm trying to make the world safe for Timmy! [cut to Timmy's room]
Timmy: Now that they're superheroes, they're busier than ever! [outside the window, his parents punch a meteor apart]
Mr. Turner: [laughs] I could defend truth and justice all night!
Mrs. Turner: Let's! [they fly off]
Timmy: This stinks! I wish they didn't have superpowers anymore! [Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands, which go limp and make a flatulent noise] Lemme guess.
Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda: They're so super-powerful, they're invulnerable to magic.
Timmy: Man, the only way to get them to change back is if I make them vulnerable again!
Cosmo: How are we gonna do that?
Wanda: [pointing to the comic] Well, it says here, to change a super person back to normal, they have to willingly give up their powers on their own!
Timny: That's it! Then I'll make them! I'll become the biggest, baddest, most powerful super-villain ever! I wish I was... [he now looks like Galactus and is standing downtown]Galac-Tim-us! The Eater of Planets! [his eyes glow. Cut to his parents standing elsewhere downtown]
Mr. Turner: Everything seems quiet... [a laser beam chars him and Mrs. Turner]
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: [pointing at Galactimus] Super gasp!
Galactimus: Behold my mighty visage! I, Galactimus, will now eat your planet like a meatball!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Never! [they fly toward him and push him away from the city. He fires eye beams at them, which they avoid. They fly toward him. Mrs. Turner uses cold breath to freeze him in ice, but he breaks out of the ice. Mr. Turner takes a bite out of a smelly sandwich and breathes on Galactimus, who coughs and punches him away. Mr. and Mrs. Turner hit their fists together]
Mrs. Turner: Form of... a giant shark! [takes that form and growls]
Mr. Turner: Shape of... a bucket of water! [takes that form] Um... Beware my power? [falls. Mrs. Turner bites the seat of Galactimus's armor, and he swats her away, tearing off that part of the armor and revealing his buttocks. Mrs. Turner lands on her husband, and they turn back to normal]
Mrs. Turner: Sorry, honey. [Galactimus approaches. Mrs. Turner flies up, and Galactimus steps on Mr. Turner, who flies up to him. Mrs. Turner uses heat vision on Galactimus, and Mr. Turner uses meat vision to fire sausages into Galactimus's mouth]
Galactimus: [eats the sausages] Mmm! Tasty! [Mrs. Turner fires spider silk from her nostril, and it forms a web around Galactimus's face]
Mr. Turner: Nice snot, Mighty Mom!
Mrs. Turner: Thanks, Dyno Dad! [Galactimus uses eye beams to get rid of the web and char Mr. and Mrs. Turner]
Mr. Turner: [shakes the soot off] He's tougher than he looks.
Mrs. Turner: [shakes the soot off] And he looked pretty tough to start with!
Galactimus: You cannot win! To me, my fairies! [Cosmo and Wanda, who look like the Silver Surfer and are riding skateboards, fly toward him]
Cosmo: [looks at himself] Hey, where are my pants?
Galactimus: Surrender your powers to me or I shall destroy the Earth [as the fairies make a Timmy doll appear] and your son!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: They've got Timmy! [Cosmo pulls the doll's pullstring]
Timmy Doll: I love you, Mom. Give up your powers. I love you, Dad. Give up your powers.
Mr. Turner: We dare not endanger Timmy or the Earth. It's my favorite of all planets! And he's my favorite of all sons!
Mrs. Turner: Yes. It seems we only have one choice. We must make ourselves vulnerable and relinquish our mighty abilities!
Mr. Turner: Aw! [makes a hot dog appear in his hand] I'm gonna miss you, meat vision!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Galactimus... we give you our powers!
Galactimus: I wish their powers were gone! [the fairies turn Mr. and Mrs. Turner back to normal]
Mr. Turner: Farewell, powers. [the parents fall out of the sky. Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda appear as normal, and the fairies turn into pillows. Mrs. Turner lands on Wanda and Mr. Turner lands headfirst in the ground]
Timmy: Mom! Dad! It's great to have you back to normal! Hey! Now that we're in the middle of this barren, battle-scarred wasteland on the outskirts of town, how about a picnic? [a picnic appears, with Cosmo as the picnic basket and Wanda as a thermos]
Mr. Turner: Hmm... picnic vision. You don't suppose Timmy has... [he and his wife look at each other]
Mrs. Turner: Oh, don't be ridiculous! Let's just enjoy our lunch with the most important thing in our lives... Timmy!
Mr. Turner: Right! This is a boring town anyway! [the Turners laugh. In the distance, there is a tornado, a fire-breathing dragon and UFOs, and the "MM & DD" signal is shining. Police sirens are heard and people are screaming. Iris out on the signal. The end title card is shown. Fade to black]
