"Oh Vicky! I came to get my money back!"
"Because Double T said you stink!"
I'm so mad, my teeth are breaking!
This summer, children will shout "Thank you, Double T! Thank you for a great Vicky-free summer!"
"Well, as you can see, Double T,"
"Vicky is out of business."
"And her acne's acting up!"
"HEY! How does he know that!?"
"And now I think I should go!"
"And now she's chasing me and her acne is still acting up!"
"You don't think Cosmo would be dumb enough to come straight here with Vicky following him bring, do you?"
"YOU'RE Double T In The Morning?!"
(In Double T's voice) "No, I'm not!"
"You might have ruined my business..."
(In Double T's voice) "But I'm gonna ruin the rest of you're life!"
"Hey! This microphone uses technology..."
"...to make your voice deep and irresistible!"
"Sure! Lets go with that!"
"Which means everyone would think..." "...I'm YOU!"
"No! Let's not go with that!"
(In Double T's voice) "Hello, Dimmsdale."
"This is Double T In The Morning saying..."
"I'm not a big strong man. I'm just twerpy Timmy Turner using a fancy microphone."
"I'm just a dumb 10 year old..."
"...that tricked all you parents into wasting your summer on your kids."
"All parents are MORONS!"
"Hey, you can't say "moron" on the radio! You can only say that on TV!"
"I like ponies and unicorns with long eyelashes!"
"And if you wanna tear me limb from limb, my studio is in a tree..."
"...behind Timmy's house!"
(normal voice) "And so you can't smooth talk your way out of this..."
"Is that an angry mob approaching?"
"Well, my work here is done."
"I gotta get outta here!"
"There's the studio! THAT'S WHERE DOUBLE T IS!"
"Okay, okay. My Fairy Godparents have disappeared, and my parents are coming to tear me limb from limb."
"There's only one thing to do at a time like this!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Now you listen up, kids. We love ya, and we respect ya..."
"But we're gonna have to go up there and tear Double T limb from limb!"
"Yeah! It said so on the radio!"
(In Double T's voice) "But that kid isn't Double T. I am!"
"No, me! I am Double T In The Morning! Ground me if you dare!"
"Luke, I am your father."
(normal voice) "Man, this thing is cool!"
"Well... we can't ground all of you."
"Unless the radio tells us to!"
"And when you need somebody to watch your grounded kids,"
"...you can get your babysitter from..."
"Vicky's Babysitting Service!"
"Hey! I heard about that on the radio!"
"Don't ground them. They're not the ones who tricked you. It was me."
(In Double T's voice) "But come on! All I did was use the power of the radio..."
"...to bring us all together for a head-exploding two weeks of family summer fun!"
"Was that such a bad thing?"
"But Double T said parents were morons!"
"Nobody move! We represent the Federal Communications Commission. Which one of you is 'Double T In The Morning'?"
"SHE'S DOUBLE T IN THE MORNING!"
Vicky is handcuffed by the FCC police agency.
(In Double T's voice) "He's Double T!"
"You can't say moron on the radio. You can only say it on television."
"And am not a fairy." "I'm a man."