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"Meet the OddParents" | |
Season №: | 8 |
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Episode №: | 126 |
Airdate: | December 29, 2011 |
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents! episode, "Meet the OddParents" from Season 8, which aired on December 29, 2011.
Script[]
[The episode starts with Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof riding a roller coaster in his backyard]
- Timmy: Woo-hoo! Timmyland is awesome!
- Wanda: Sport, isn't this a little risky? Wishing for an amusement park in your backyard when your parents are home?
- Cosmo: Relax Wanda, Timmy's parents are too clueless to notice. Hey, how did we get on a roller coaster?
[Mr. Turner is now mowing the lawn in the backyard as Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof pass by in the background. Mr. Turner stops in front of a foot ball]
- Mr. Turner: Wait a minute, something very weird is going on here. (picks up football) I never bought Timmy a football! Where did this come from? I need to get to the bottom of this at once! Plus, I hate mowing the lawn. (as he passes a clown) Oh, excuse me Bobo. (Mr. Turner walks into his house to talk to Ms. Turner) Honey, have you noticed anything strange around the house?
[Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof pass by through the kitchen]
- Mrs. Turner: No, not a thing. Although, now that you mention it, there is something strange. Someone stole my lipstick.
- Mr. Turner: Oh, that was me. I borrowed your lipstick to write creepy messages on Dinkleberg's mirror.
[cuts to the Dinkleberg's house and on the mirror says "Get out"]
- Mr. Dinkleberg: Honey, the ghost is back and he wants us to leave.
- Mr. Turner: Actually, I'm talking about something strange going on with Timmy.
- Mrs. Turner: Well, now that you mention it, I have noticed some strange things.
[cuts to Mrs. Turner going into the shower but there's a pirate in there]
- Pirate: Avast matey! Where be your conditioner? (Mrs. Turner gives him the conditioner and the Pirate stabs it with his hook)
- Mrs. Turner: That's strange, there's usually a dinosaur in there.
[then cuts to Mr. and Mrs. Turner sleeping but then they wake up because they're floating.]
- Mr. Turner: Ah, honey. Were in outer space again. I forget, does this mean we turn the clock forward or back?
[Then they open Timmy's door to see 2 monsters playing Ping Pong]
- Mrs. Turner: That's odd.
- Mr. Turner: I know, we don't have a ping pong table!
[[Then, cuts back to present time]
- Mrs. Turner: Strange things are definitely going on around here.
- Mr. Turner: Maybe it's the work of Dinkleberg's ghost! Oh wait, that's me.
- Mrs. Turner: No you were right before the flashbacks. I think Timmy is somehow behind all of this freaky weirdness.
- Mr. Turner: Well as a responsible father, who once used a parenting book to stoke the fire on a cold winter night. I say there's only one thing to do.
- Mrs. Turner: Totally violate Timmy's privacy and spy on him 24/7?
- Mr. Turner: Yes, and I get to be a detective. Which will give me another excuse not to mow the lawn. (then the lawn mower is chasing the clown in the background)
[Everything is now black and white and Mr. Turner is narrating]
- Mr. Turner (narrating): It was a cold rainy night in Dimmsdale. (cuts to Mr. Turner sitting on a chair with his feet on his desk wearing a coat and fedora) The wind was howling like Dinkleberg when I backed over his foot with my car. I was dog tried, which was weird because my dog was man tried. (shows a dog in a coat and fedora sleeping, then Mr. Turner stands up) But there was a mystery gnawing at my brain like a rabid coyote I had put in Dinkleburg's bed. It had to do with a kid, my kid.
[Mrs. Turner turns on the lights causing the color to come back]
- Mrs. Turner: Honey, what are you doing in the bathroom? (shows Mr. Turner in the bathroom) And how are you talking without moving your mouth?
- Mr. Turner: It's called narration, all deceives do it.
- Mrs. Turner: Well, if we're going to spy on Timmy we should get started.
[Tt gets black and white again]
- Mr. Turner (narrating): The dame in the cheap dress had a point.
[Back to color]
- Mrs. Turner: You're doing it again.
- Mr. Turner: Sorry.
[Switches to Timmy lying on the couch with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof as pillows]
- Timmy: Guys I got a problem. Crash Nebula's on and I do not feel like sitting up.
- Cosmo: I'm on it Timmy.
[Cosmo makes the TV float in front of Timmy. Then Mr. and Mrs. Turner are watching him behind a painting as Cosmo was floating the TV. They switch spots for some reason then switch back]
- Mr. Turner (whispering): Wait, I think I'm in your spot. Let's switch. (they switch) That's better.
- Mrs. Turner (whispering): That's weird, a floating TV.
- Mr. Turner: There's only 1 possible explanation: Timmy's a witch!
- Mrs. Turner: No wonder my broom's been missing.
- Mr. Turner: Actually, I took the broom to sweep a black widow under Dinkleberg's door. By the way the only thing I hate more than mowing the lawn is sweeping.
[now there's a painting in front of the fridge door with Mr. and Mrs. Turner in the freezer, making them both shivering]
- Mrs. Turner: Before we burn Timmy at the stake, l-lets make sure he really is a w-witch.
- Mr. Turner: Well, if we do the stake thing, I have plenty of parenting books to get that fire going. (They here crashing sounds.) Oh no! I hear Dinkleburg's ghost!
- Mrs. Turner: Honey, you're Dinkleberg's ghost. That's the ice maker.
[Cosmo, Wanda Poof, Timmy and Christopher Columbus poof in front of the fridge in old-timey clothes.]
- Timmy: Thanks for helping me with my history paper Christopher Columbus. (Holds up a notebook and pencil) So, what are the names of your 3 ships?
- Christopher Columbus: *Speaks Italian*
- Timmy: Oh great, he only speaks Italian, let's poof him back and grab some pizza. (Cosmo and Wanda poof him back) I'll just get the names of the ships online.
[The fridge door opens showing Mr. and Mrs. Turner freezing]
- Mr. Turner: Christopher Columbus? There's only 1 possible explanation: Timmy's Italian!
- Mrs. Turner: No dear, I think Timmy's a time traveler.
- Mr. Turner: Well either way my pipe is frozen. (shows his frozen pipe and blows ice out of it)
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner are holding the painting outside while standing in a tree.]
- Mrs. Turner: The more we watch Timmy, the freakier this mystery gets.
- Mr. Turner: And the more bird's nest in my hat. (shows a bird's nest and shakes it off. Then Timmy opens his closet making a bunch of toys fall out.)
- Mrs. Turner: We never bought Timmy all those toys.
- Mr. Turner: There's only 1 possible explanation: Timmy's blackmailing Santa!
[The branch they were standing on breaks and they fall. Now Timmy has a racetrack in his room and is riding in Poof.]
- Wanda: Sport, I still think you've been getting a little careless.
- Cosmo: You mean because you ran over his pit crew which was me? (shows a tire mark on his belly)
- Wanda: No I'm talking about his wishes. Timmy, a racetrack in your bedroom and an amusement in your backyard? Aren't you worried your parents will catch you?
- Timmy: No way, I've had you guys for a really long time and they've never suspected a thing. Besides, it's not like they're spying on me.
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner opens Timmy's door]
- Mr. Turner: Timmy! We've been totally spying on you.
[Cosmo, Wanda, Poof and Timmy gasp and poof everything back to normal before falling in front of Timmy's parents.]
- Timmy: Ah! Guys, do something!
- Cosmo: To the fish bowl! (Jumps into the fish bowl but only his head fits) To the window! (Crashes on the closed window) To the hospital.
- Mr. Turner: It's no use son, the jig is up.
- Mrs. Turner: We know your secret.
- Timmy: Ah! You were right Wanda. I got careless and I'm totally busted!
- Mr. Turner: That's right son you might as well fess up.
- Timmy: Well...
- Wanda: Timmy no!
- Poof: Poof poof!
- Timmy: It's too late, my mom and dad know I have...fairy godparents.
- Mrs. Turner: Say what now?
- Mr. Turner: We thought you were a time traveling Italian witch who's blackmailing Santa.
- Cosmo: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Timmy's Italian? (Speaks a different language)
- Timmy: Oh no what have I done? I should've known my parents were too clueless to figure out the truth.
- Cosmo: Now say that in Italian.
- Mrs. Turner: I can't believe you have fairy godparents Timmy. Where are they now?
- Timmy: Ugh, right here, next to me, the floating people with the wings and the wands. Would it help if I pointed? (points at Cosmo, Wanda and Poof and then they smile) Mom, dad, this is Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.
- Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof: (while waving) Hello.
- Mrs. Turner: So you're magical creature who watch over Timmy?
- Wanda: That's right. We grant his every wish.
- Cosmo: No matter how selfish, irresponsible, or horribly dangerous. (whispering to Timmy's parents) The kid's got a lot of problems.
- Mr. Turner: I can't believe it. Actual fairies living in my house. Dinkleberg's only got a ghost, ha! Oh wait.
- Mrs. Turner: Well, I feel like I'm being a bad hostess. Do fairies like brownies and lemonade? I could make some.
- Wanda: Don't bother, I've got it. (Poofs some brownies and lemonade)
- Mrs. Turner: Oh, that's amazing!
- Mr. Turner: Uh, but I like mine with nuts. (Wanda poofs nuts into the brownies) No, I meant my lemonade.
- Cosmo: Really? I thought I was the only one who like nuts in my lemonade. (Poofs nuts in the lemonade)
- Mr. Turner: Timmy, I love these nuts.
- Cosmo: We love you too.
- Timmy: Yeah, well don't get too attached to my fairies. Now that you know about them, they won't be around for long.
- Mrs. Turner: Oh dear, why is that?
[Da Rules Poof behind Timmy]
- Timmy: Cause according to Da Rules once anyone finds out about your fairies, Jorgen the head fairy comes and takes them away forever. (to his fairies) I don't want to loose you guys. (His fairies go hug him while they cry) This is the worst day of my life.
- Mr. Turner (while crying): One of the birds bit my ear.
- Mrs. Turner: This is terrible. Oh I know. What if we just don't tell this Jorgen fellow that we know?
- Timmy: It's not that simple.
- Wanda: Actually sport, it is that simple, if Jorgen never finds out that your parents know about us, we can stay.
- Timmy: Really? Please mom and dad, you gotta help me keep the secret. Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof are more than just my fairies, they're like my family.
- Mrs. Turner: Timmy, your secret's safe with me.
- Timmy: What about you dad?
- Mr. Turner: Get me a crazy straw for my nutty lemonade and I'm in.
- Poof: Poof poof! (poofs a straw for Mr. Turner)
- Mr. Turner: Yay!
- Timmy: This is awesome! I get to keep my fairies! We'll be like one big happy family and Jorgen will never know.
- Jorgen: Turner!!!
- Timmy: Ah! It's Jorgen! Quick guys, hide my parents!
- Mr. Turner: And my nuts.
[Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof Timmy's parents away. Then Jorgen appears]
- Jorgen: Timmy Turner, you're in terrible trouble! There is no excuse for what you have done!
- Timmy: Jorgen, I can explain, I got a little careless and I messed up. (Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof next to Timmy with sad cute eyes) Please don't take my fairies away.
- Jorgen: What are you talking about?
- Timmy: What are you talking about?
- Jorgen: What are you talking about?
- Timmy: What are you talking about?
- Jorgen: What are YOU talking about?
- Timmy: What are YOU talking about?
- Jorgen: I'm talking about the fact that you wished up an amusement park in your backyard and didn't invite me. You know how much I like these swan boats.
- Timmy: Yes I do, and I feel terrible what was I thinking guys? (Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof give an awkward smile)
- Cosmo: Well, you sure weren't thinking that your parents found out that you have fairies--. (Wanda punches him into a wall as a boxing glove. Then she, Timmy and Poof give another awkward smile.) It's hard to laugh with a broken funny bone.
- Jorgen: Wait a minute, Cosmo, what did you just say?
- Cosmo: I have no idea, the blood in my head also destroyed my short-term memory. Jorgen when did you get here!?!
- Jorgen: Turner, something is not right here.
- Timmy: I'll tell you what's not right, there's an amusement park in my backyard and you're not in it. (Pushes Jorgen to the kitchen)
- Jorgen: Oh I do love amusement parks. The rides, the games, the screams of terror filling the air, people vomiting into trash cans.
- Timmy: Yeah well it's open 24 hours so there's no reason for you to ever come back here.
- Poof: Poof poof!
- Wanda: Poof wants to go too.
- Timmy: Here's a couple of fairy fast passes. Knock yourselves out guys.
- Jorgen: Come on Poof, just promise me you won't be a scaredy cat on the big boy rides.
- Poof: Poof poof.
- Jorgen: Yeah, you say that now. (poofs to the amusement park)
- Timmy: Phew, that was close. Cosmo, where'd you hide my parents?
- Cosmo: Well, I was gonna put them in the closet and then I thought "that's crazy". So I shrunk them down to the size of mice then put them into the front yard where that vicious stray cat's been living.
- Timmy: What!?!
- Mr. & Mrs. Turner: (While running away from the cat) Ahhhh!
- Mr. Turner: Ah! I picked a bad day to fill my pockets with Salmon! (Then they're poofed in Timmy's room)
- Mrs. Turner: Timmy, there's a giant cat outside!
- Mr. Turner: Even worse, the grass is like 10 feet tall. Oh I never should've stopped mowing it.
- Timmy: It's okay guys, you're safe. And Jorgen is totally clueless. Man am I glad I don't have to hide my secret from you guys anymore.
- Mrs. Turner: Well, it was nice meeting you but I do have a lot of chores to do. I have to wash the dishes, do the laundry, and tar the driveway.
- Mr. Turner: And I've got to continue terrorizing the Dinklebergs. (holds up chainsaw and puts a mask on)
- Timmy: Wait mom and dad, now that you know about my fairies, they can use their magic to help you out. As long as we don't get carried away, right guys?
- Wanda: Sure sport, we'll just keep things under the radar.
- Timmy: I wish you'd help my parents do their chores.
- Wanda: Abracadabra!
- Timmy: You never say that.
- Wanda: Well, they're new, I figured I might as well sell it.
[Wanda poofs the dishes clean and put them away, cleaned the clothes, and paved the driveway]
- Mrs. Turner: Wow, that's just like magic!
- Wanda: Uh, it is magic, that's why I said "abracadabra".
- Mr. Turner: What about Dinklederg?
- Cosmo: Dinkleberg's not a magic word. Unless it's Italian, is it Timmy?
- Timmy: Just do it.
- Cosmo: Abraca-Dinkleberg! (poofs Dinkleberg mouse sized and in front of the stray cat.)
- Mr. Dinkleberg: Hey kitty! Remember me? I'm the guys who always leaves a saucer of milk out of you. (Muffin the cat picks up Mr. Dinkleberg on his/her head.) Oh Muffin, we're gonna have a magical adventure together. Onwards to the rainbow forest.
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