- Mayor of Dimmsdale: "Hehe, all your kids and your goat...I'm the mayor, doesn't anyone want to hear my accomlishments? [complete silence] I hate not being the goat."
- Wanda: "That's him?"
- Cosmo: "What's the big deal? He's just a smelly old goat." [Everyone spits out their water]
- Mayor of Dimmsdale: "WHO SAID THAT?! [Cosmo and Wanda poofs off] HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF CHOMPY!"
- Mayor of Dimmsdale: "The rest of you can head out to the goat gift shop. Bacause it looks like SOMEBODY!!!! needs a little alone time with our goat hero."
- Vicky: "Ha! See ya twerp."
- Mayor of Dimmsdale: "GO!!!! BEG CHOMPY FORGIVENESS!"
- Vicky: "Get off me, you dork!"
- Mayor of Dimmsdale: "Smelly old goat, can you believe it... CHOMPY'S GONE!!! [Police spits him with coffee] and that masked hero captured the goat-napper."
- Police Man: "Good job, underwear over your head lad."
- Mayor of Dimmsdale: "Look at those kids, they're destroying my town. What do you think I should do?!"
- Chompy the Goat: [while eating a rug] "Baaaah..."
- The Mayor: "A town meeting. That's a great idea."
- (later at the town meeting)
- The Mayor: [the angry mob protests inside the city hall] "That's your worst idea ever!"
- The Mayor: "Wait, he's the mayor, I'm the goat, see? [switches name strap with Chompy] I'm eating a tin can. [Imitation of Chompy's voice] Baahhh."
- Chompy: Bahhhhh.
- Mr. Turner: Who can you just sit there "baaaing" while our children injuring themselves and more importantly our stuff?! [a kid destroys his toaster]
- Chompy: Meeeeeehh...
- 'Mrs. Turner: I don't speak goat, but I don't like the tone or smell of our new goat mayor.
- Denzel Crocker: Isn't he technically naked?
- Chompy: Meeeehh..
- The Mayor: [Angry Mob surrounded them] Ahhhh, What are you coming after for me for? He's the mayor. Chompy what are going to do?
- The Mayor: "Chompy, don't see!
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