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  • Foop: Seeing Timmy Turner and his family so happy MAKES ME WANNA TOSS MY COOKIES! (he throws his cookies at the wall). Great! Now I broke my cookies.

  • Foop: Am I dead? It is difficult to tell because I'm already blue and after all you are here.
  • Grim Reaper: Relax. I don't have your schedule for a while. Oh, this is fun. You're gonna perish on a toilet.
  • Foop: SWEET HOME ALABAMA! I'm never going potty again!

  • Grim Reaper: How about something more traditional, like an anti-dog? You know, man's worst friend?
  • Foop: Wait a minute. This must be the Anti-Sparky. What do you call him?
  • Grim Reaper: We call him Anti-Sparky.
  • Foop: Not very creative, but as long as his name is not Burney, I'm good. So, what does he eat?
  • Grim Reaper: A question is, WHO does he eat.
  • Anti-Sparky: I'd like to have you for dinner!
  • Foop: Oh, how very kind! I'm wide open for saturday. Should we make a potluck?
  • (Anti-Sparky starts to growl)
  • Foop: Oh! Have ME for dinner! He's horriyfing! And by that, I mean I take him! I'll switch this monster for Turner's dog and bring misery to their lives forever!
  • Grim-Reaper: That'll be a hundred dollars.
  • Foop: Uh... that's about hundred dollars more that I was prepared to pay.
  • Grim-Reaper: No, I'll give you the money to take this beast of my hands!
  • Foop: Well, that's not alarming at all. Oh, one last thing before I go. Do you have a restroom I could use?
  • Grim-Reaper: You know... I wouldn't do that if I were you.
  • Foop: Right. The potty thing. It's gonna be uncomfortable trip home.

  • Wanda: Shouldn't you be doing your homework, Timmy?
  • Timmy: I already did it. Actually Sparky did it for me.
  • Wanda: The French Poodle Revolution... "In 1789 Marie Antoinette said to the people of France: let them eat kibble...". Timmy, I'm not sure this is right.
  • Timmy: Whatever. The point is Sparky did my homework so I don't have to. He really is the best dog ever.

  • Anti-Sparky: Now that we are working together there are a couple of ground rules you'll need to follow Poop.
  • Foop: It's Foop.
  • Anti-Sparky: Don't correct me!
  • (Foop screams like a little girl)
  • Anti-Sparky: As for the first ground rule. The others are: never look me in the eye, and never raise your voice at me! Understood?
  • Foop: Yes.
  • Anti-Sparky: Whaaat?!
  • Foop: I said yes!
  • Anti-Sparky: You raised your voice!!!
  • (Foop screams like little girl)
  • Anti-Sparky: By the way. Do I have something in my eye?
  • Foop: I don't see anything.
  • Anti-Sparky: You looked me in the eye!!!
  • Foop (terrified): If I look away and whisper can I tell you about my diabolical plan to get rid of Sparky?
  • Anti-Sparky: I assume you're gonna destroy him. Perhaps by luring him into a bath of acid.
  • Foop: Actually I was going to throw the tennis ball really far so it will take him weeks to fetch it.
  • Anti-Sparky (under his breath): Loser...

  • Foop: Hello you moronic mutt! Meet your anti-self!
  • Sparky: Hey, I know you. You're Poop! And if you're really the anti-me, you both probably up to no good. Well, the jig's up 'cause I'm gonna warn Timmy before... (Anti-Sparky poofs a tennis ball) ...BALL!!! (Anti-Sparky throws the ball)
  • Foop: Go fetch!
  • (Sparky runs away to catch the ball)
  • Foop: Okay Anti-Sparky. It's time for you to take Sparky's place and make the Turners miserable! 
  • Anti-Sparky: You got it Poop.
  • Foop: It's Foop.
  • Anti-Sparky: (growls)
  • Foop (screams like litte girl): Sorry I corrected you again! Don't hurt me!

  • Mr. Turner: Hey Sparky! Oooh, I think you stayed in the pool too long. You've turned blue and your eyes are red. Also you smell like a graveyard. Anyway, check out my new diamond grill I got to go with my diamond grill. I've always wanted one these ever since I saw one in the store fifteen minutes ago!
  • (Anti-Sparky destroys the grill with a laser beam)
  • Mr. Turner: My new grill! (cries) I'm so sad that I don't even wanna ask how you can shoot lasers from your tail.

  • Mrs. Turner: Hey Sparky! I'm practising the dive you taught me. (Mrs. Turner lands in an empty pool, because Anti-Sparky pulled out the cork) That was mean. You've broken my heart... and my body.

  • Foop: Outstanding work Anti-Sparky. You truly are man's worst friend! Oh my... it's like petting your own coffin.

  • Timmy: Foop! I should've realised that you were behind this!
  • Foop: That's right! I've switched all good pets with evil ones! Now everyone in Dimmsdale is miserable, while their beloved pets are locked away forever in a secret location in Anti-Faity World Pet Store! Oops, I revealed a secret...
  • Timmy: You'll never get away from this! Because we're gonna stop you!
  • Foop: In your dreams! Get them Anti-Sparky!
  • Anti-Sparky: I told you NEVER RAISE YOUR VOICE!
  • Foop: You know what mister? I have just enough of your empty threats!
  • (Anti-Sparky devours Foop)
  • Foop: Oh, there's a family here.
  • Mr. Johnson: We're the Johnsons!
  • Son: I'm late for school!
  • Timmy: Well that takes care of Foop.

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