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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "Love at First Height" from Season 5, which aired on February 14, 2005.
Script[]
- Radio Announcer: Good morning, fans of fun! Hey, be sure to get to AdrenaLand early to get that perfect parking space!
- Timmy, Chester and A.J.: (snore)
- Mr. Turner and Mrs. Turner: (snore)
- Mr. Turner: Hey, Dinkleberg. There's a bug on your nose!
- Monster: Argh!
- Elvis Presley: Somebody there? (burp)
- Sheldon Dinkleberg: Wow! This park is great!
- Mrs. Dinkleberg: That hurt.
(Kids cheering)
- Mr. Turner: I told you leaving early was a great idea! This is the best parking spot we've ever gotten at Adrenaland!
- Timmy: And there's the Heart Stopper! The tallest, fastest and most lawsuit-prone roller coaster in the world.
- Mr. Turner: Okay, but remember... We meet here at exactly five o'clock or....
- Mrs. Turner: Wow. He never moves that fast when it's time for chores.
- Park Official: Ma'am, did you lose your child? They can help you over here.
- Mr. Turner: But we didn't lose our child!
- Booth Attendant: That's the password! Welcome!!!
- Mr. Turner and Mrs. Turner: Ahhhhhh!
- Greeter: Welcome to ADULT LAND!!
- Mr. Turner: Oh my gosh! It's a kidless adult paradise!
- Greeter: Hey, that's great! We can use that as our slogan!
- Mr. Turner and Mrs. Turner: Cheers!
- Park Official: Heart condition? Go ahead. High blood pressure? Right this way.
- Timmy: This is gonna be great. I can't wait to ride this ride!
- Park Official: You can't ride this ride!
- Timmy: WHAT?!?!
- Park Official: You're way too small! But don't worry, kids. There's plenty of exciting rides for kids at your size. Like the Snail-go-round.
- Boy: Wheeee.
- Park Official: Or It's a Dull World.
- Girl: Yay! Ohhh.
- Timmy: Oh, man! This reeks!
- Mr. Turner: This so does not reek!
- Greeter: That's a great slogan, too!
- Mrs. Turner: (sarcastic finger quotes) "Losing our son" was the best thing that ever happened to us.
- Mr. Turner: We have a son?
- Timmy: Argh!
- A.J.: Give it up, Timmy. By my calculations none of us will be tall enough to ride that ride until we're sixteen years old.
- Chester: Good thing we brought our emergency tall kid kit!
- Chester: Cool! We're adult sized! Now what?
- Park Official: Now you come with me! Because you just lost your son!
- A.J.: We - I didn't lose my son!
- Park Official: And that's the password!
- Timmy: Chester? A.J.? Oh, great! Now I'm too short, and there's nobody else around to be miserable with me!
- Cosmo: Not true! Look, I'm everybody's favorite waste filtering organ, Kenny Kidney!
- Wanda: And I'm...er... Penny Pancreas!
- Timmy: And I need to get tall enough to get on that ride and I am not waiting until puberty. I wish I had the body of a 16-year-old!
- Wanda: One growth spurt coming up!
- Gah: Cool! I've got the brain of a ten-year-old in a sixteen-year-old body. You know what that means?
- Cosmo: You're a supermodel?
- Gah: Yep, and it's time to ride some rides.
- Cosmo: And count some of those new hairs on your chin!
- Kids: YAY! It's our favorite waste filtering organ! Kenny Kidney!!
- Wanda: What about me? I'm a Pancreas.
- Kid #1: Yeah, right! You're not even a vital organ!
- Kid #2: My Dad had you removed at age 32!
- Cosmo: You can be removed?
- Mrs. Turner: What time were we supposed to meet Timmy, Chester and AJ?
- Chester and A.J.: (as a tall man) Five o'clock.
- Mr. Turner: Oooh! You dropped your mustache!
- Chester: (reaching out from coat) I got it.
- Gah: Tall boy coming through. Ten new hairs. Here I come. Obviously meeting all height requirements.
- Ride Attendant: Great! I need a single rider.
- Gah: Oh man! This is awesome!
- Vicky: Hey, cutie! What's your name?
- Gah: Gaahhh!!
- Vicky: So... Gah. What kind of name is Gah?
- Gah: Gah? Oh. It's...Norwegian?
- Vicky: Hmm. Norwegian. Hunky. Are you a Norwegian super model?
- Gah: Uh, I guess.
- Vicky: Those are the two top requirements of my dream man! Oh, Gah! I'm never letting you out of my sight! How do you say "I love you" in Norwegian?
- Gah: Help?
- Vicky: I love your accent. It's Norwegilicious!
- Vicky: Hang on to me tight, Gah!
- Gah: Are you nuts? Why would I hang on to you?
- Gah: AHHH! MY SAFETY BELT!
- Gah: AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
- Medic: Clear!
- Vicky: So, Gah.... do you... uh... wanna ride it again?
- Gah: Help!
- Vicky: I love you, too!
- Gah: Ahhh! Ahhh!
- Vicky: I will follow you to the ends of the earth! Until someone richer or better looking shows up!
- Vicky: Buck teeth and pink hat on a kid? (screaming) Ew!!!
- Vicky: Buck teeth and pink hats on a Norwegian male supermodel? Yay!
- Gah: Cosmo and Wanda, help me! Vicky won't leave me alone.I can't have any fun. I wish I wasn't sixteen anymore!
- Kenny Kidney: Yeah, and I wish I wasn't stuck in this stupid kidney suit, but we can't all be Norwegian male supermodels, now can we?
- Gah: GAH!!!
- Girl: Look! Gah! The Norwegian Super Model! Yay!
- Vicky: Oh Gah, this is gonna be fun!
- Gah: Yeah, for me! If I can't shake her loose, maybe I can smash her loose!
- Attendant: Uh... Mr. Gah? Would you mind if I took your picture and then sold it on the Internet?
- Vicky: No thanks. I have my own!
- Bumper Girl: Gah, will you sign this calendar I brought off the Internet?
- Gah: I have a calendar?
- Vicky: Stop flirting with him! He's MINE!!
- Masseur #1: Did you hear? Gah's in the park!
- Masseur: No way! Wow, you really seem to have a knot here. Sure you don't want to take off your coat?
- A.J.: Uh...
- Adults: CHILDREN!!!!
- Masseur: We've got a runner in Quadrant 7! The old fake-mustache-sit-on-each other's- shoulders-hide-in-a-trench coat trick!
- Park Official: Okay. Time to go back to the other park and "find" your kids.
- All Parents: No! No, please!!!
- Park Official: Did we mention Gah is in the park?
- All Parents: (shrieks like girls)
- Mr. Turner: Gah? He's Norwegi-licious!
- Mrs. Turner: I've gone gaga over Gah!
- Vicky: Ga-ah!!! Playing hard to get only makes me want you more!
- Gah: Oh man... It's almost five! I gotta find Cosmo and Wanda!
- Gah: Cosmo! Wanda!
- Cosmo: Oh, I don't believe it! It's Gah! Will you sign my kidney stones?
- Gah: FINALLY! You gotta help me! Vicky's fallen for the sixteen-year-old me, and everybody thinks I'm a hunky Norwegian male supermodel! Help!
- Wanda: We can't exactly do that right here where everyone can see us!
- Gah: We need to find some place quick before...
- Vicky: (offscreen) There you are!
- Gah: Too late! Ahhhh!
- Vicky: We have time for one more ride together. The Marriage-Go-Round.
- Gah: Wait! A ride? That's it! Let's go on that one.
- Vicky: Oh, Gah!!!
- Wanda: Sorry, kids, but this kidney has got to go!
- Chester: We won't tell anybody about Adult Land, honest!
- MIB #1: We know you won't!
- MIB #1: Because if you do, you won't get to keep these: It's Gah! The Talking Scandinavian Super Doll!
- Gah! Doll: (Timmy's voice) I have a calendar?
- Chester: DEAL!!!
- Vicky: This is gonna be great! I just love the Tunnel of Love. It's so nice and dark.
- Gah: Yep! The perfect place to make a wish!
- Vicky: Or smooch!
- Gah: Right! (beat) What?
- Gah: NOOOO!!!!
- Wanda: Nice diapers!
- Cosmo: Thanks!
- Vicky: AAGH! What did you do with Gah?
- Timmy: Uh, he had to go back to...Norwegia?
- Vicky: Norwegia? I'm coming, Gah! Mush!
- Timmy: Time to go meet my parents.
- Mr. Turner: I can't believe we missed Gah!
- Mrs. Turner: I blame you.
- Gah! Doll: I'm Norwegi-rrific!
- Wanda: Timmy, I hope you learned a lesson. That being tall-
- Timmy: Yeah, yeah... doesn't make me a better person. I know.
- Cosmo: Just dreamier. Ah!
- Timmy: What a day! I got to ride the Heart Stopper, experience puberty, and get rid of Vicky. I wonder where she is.
- Vicky: Gah! Where are you? I've lost my supermodel!
- Polar Bear: Now that's the password!
- Vicky: Ahhhhhh!