Mark Chang: Timmy Turner! Thank you for helping me celebrate my first year on your most awesome Earth, brah!
Timmy: [holding Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof as balloons] Anything for my best bud... who's an alien... and tried to destroy me once.
Mark: And now! I present a intergalactic entertainment extravaganza! [turns on a screen that shows the following] One year ago, I landed on Earth... Whoa! Here is the day I left my home planet of Yugopotamia to escape the love clutches of the hideously evil Princess Mandie! And here's me with my true love, the horrifying, in a really good way, Vicky!
Timmy: Wait—that's you?
Mark: Shya! I used the Image Fake-i-fier to become Justin Jake Ashton, moody teen dream with three first names. [turns into Justin] In fact, I have a date with my wicked beloved this very night! [he kisses a photo of Vicky, making his Fake-I-Fier stop working]
Timmy: Whoa! Watch the emotions, buddy! You shorted out the Fake-I-Fier!
Mark: I am so lucky to have a concerned friend like you and a hideous girlfriend in Vicky. I am never leaving the nirvana known as Earth! [a tractor beam starts lifting the ship]
Timmy: Ah! We're leaving the nirvana known as Earth!
Mark: Ah! We are being pulled into a Yugopotamian imperial, like, retrieval ship! [his ship is pulled into that ship, which then blasts off. Cut to Yugopotamia. The retrieval ship drops Mark's ship into the King and Queen's palace, knocking Mark and Timmy out of the ship] Mother! Father. You interrupted my totally rocking' one-year anniversary par-tay! What gives?
Queen Jipjorrulac: You look thin. Are you getting enough garbage in your diet?
Timmy: Whoa. What's going on?
Jipjorrulac: Timmy Turner, brave Earth warrior, you and your colorful talking weapons on strings must help us!
Grippullon: Someone is trying to eliminate me. [avoids lasers]
Cosmo: Why would you say that?
Grippullon: This is why I sent for you, Mark. You must become king of Yugopotamia... while I do the respectable thing and run for my life. [Mark grabs him before he can run away]
Mark: But I don't want to be king! I want to be moody teen dream Justin Jake Ashton!
Grippullon: Well, I wanted to be a rodeo clown. We all have to make sacrifices, son. [dodges a laser]
Mark: Turner, you are a mighty warrior and my best friend, so please, like, thwart the evil plan against my dad and allow me to return to my happy life on Earth, okay?
Timmy: You had me at "mighty warrior". Okay, King Grippullon, I'll find out who's trying to eliminate you while you temporarily hide on Earth—as me! [he spins Grippullon's Fake-I-Fier and Grippullon turns into a copy of him]
Grippullon: [gasps] I feel like a dork.
Cosmo: Oh, no! There are two of them! Our worst fears have been realized! [Timmy becomes annoyed. Fade to outside]
Timmy: [to Grippullon] Now, act cool, and the answer to every question is "I didn't do it."
Grippullon: [to Mark] By the powers vested in my vest, I declare you king of Yugopotamia! Okay, got to go save my own butt. [puts his crown on Mark] Bye! [runs onto a ship and leaves]
Jipjorrulac: And I'll use this opportunity to go to Planet Spa! Good luck in staying alive, son. [zips onto a ship and leaves]
Mark: Uh... what just happened?
Timmy: You're the king now... Your Majesty. [fade to Mark being carried by guards in a parade. The guards take Mark to his palace, and people bow as he slithers past them]
Mark: Yeah, yeah, I'm your new king, blah blah. So don't blast me like my old man, all right? [sits in his throne] Turner, while I appreciate your ah-sis-tahn-say, I must remind you I have a date tonight with my Vick-eh, and if I miss it, she will crush me! And not in the fun way!
Timmy: Don't worry, Your Highness. You'll be home in time for your gross date, cause I assure you; I will quickly solve this challenging mystery. [an explosion knocks the doors down]
Mandie: Mark Chang, it is I, Mandie! I have been trying to eliminate your father so you could assume the throne and I could finally become... your queen!
Timmy: Mystery solved! [a droid grabs him]
Mandie: I figured you'd bring your buck-toothed pal and his magic floating friends, but I don't want them in any of our wedding pictures! [shoots Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof with a shrink ray. They scream, fall to the floor, and shrink]
Wanda: [in a high voice] Oh, no! We're shrunk!
Cosmo: [in a high voice] And we sound funny! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I love being Tiny Cosmo! [Mandie laughs as she puts the fairies on a wedding cake]
Timmy: Guys, quick! I wish for a giant laser to totally zap Mandie! [Cosmo and Wanda make him a small laser gun appear in his hand. He fires it at Mandie and the laser reflects off her forehead] Ooh, I hate tiny magic.
Cosmo: At least we still sound funny! [Mandie brings Mark to a minister]
Minister: Please don't hurt me! I bruise very easy, and...
Mandie: Talk!
Minister: Uh, do you, Mandie, take Mark...
Mandie: I do! And do you, Mark, take me as your queen?!
Mark: [gulps] Uh... [droids point weapons at him] kind of.
Minister: Works for me! I now pronounce you king and queen. Bye! [zips away]
Mark: What just happened?
Timmy: You're married! [takes a photo. Fade to later]
Mandie: At last, I am queen! I finally have the power to rule Yugopotamia!
Mark: As well as a hunky husband, whom you love and adore, right?
Mandie: Droids, lock these two in the tower while I formulate a plan for Mandiepotamia to attack Earth! [droids surround Mark and Timmy]
Timmy: Wait a minute. You mean you never loved Mark? You've been lying to him all this time just so you could take over his planet and rule its people with an iron fist? [Mandie laughs evilly as armor appears on her body]
Mandie: [pointing laser cannons forward] Does this answer your question?
Mark: [as droids drag him and Timmy away] Wow! That's sort of hot.
Timmy: No, it's not! [cut to the Turners' kitchen. Mr. and Mrs. Turner are watching Grippullon eat trash]
Grippullon: I had no idea life on your planet was so rich! No wonder your son is such a prized warrior. [looks at Mr. and Mrs. Turner] I mean... I didn't do it.
Mrs. Turner: Eating garbage? Talking in that weird, deep voice? Crashing a spaceship? It can only mean one thing.
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Puberty! [Grippullon blinks. Fade to the tower on Yugopotamia. A droid locks Timmy and Mark in a cell]
Timmy: [looks out a window] We got to find a way down from here and stop Mandie from taking over your planet and attacking mine!
Mark: This is, like, so not the honeymoon I imagined... [looks around] but it's close. And although I will miss my date with my beloved Vick-eh, at least I can take comfort in admiring the love markings she's given me on our past dates.
Timmy: Dude, those are stitches.
Mark: No! They are love markings! [showing stitches on his body] She gave me these when I looked at another girl, these when another girl looked at moi, and this love welt when I said, "buttered squirrel", which apparently sounds like [revealing stitches in his brain] "other girl".
Timmy: Wait, that's it! I know how we can defeat Mandie!
Mark: Your naivete is most amusing. No one can defeat Mandie! She is the meanest, nastiest, most hideous-t warrior in the universe!
Timmy: No. There is another. [fade to the bottom of the tower; using one of Mark's tentacles to reach the ground] Almost... there. One... more... step. [reaches the ground]
Mark: Excellent! Now explain again how I get down. [Timmy yanks his tentacle, making him fall to the ground screaming]
Timmy: Follow me! [Mark follows him toward the palace. They pass the fairies, who are in a trash heap, putting the fairies under his hat] You Guys'll be safe up here.
Cosmo: Ladies and gentlemen, Tiny Cosmo has left the building! [Mark and Timmy blast off in Mark's ship]
Mandie: No one escapes Mandie! [she and droids shoot at the ship] I'll get you, Mark Chang! [she runs into her scorpion-shaped ship. turns the ship around, revealing a "just married" banner on the back, starts flying after Mark, and fires a laser at his ship]
Timmy: Ah! [steers the ship out of the laser's way]
Cosmo: Ooh! A space battle! Tiny Cosmo loves seeing' a good space battle!
Mark: Take this! [he presses a button that makes his ship shoot the arms of Mandie's off, and she screams as her ship flies out of control. Mark's ship lands by the Turners' house, and Timmy and Mark exit]
Timmy: Perfect! [turning Mark into Justin] We're in time for your really gross date with Vicky.
Mark: Let us go with haste. She will be angrier if we are late.
Timmy: In that case... let's wait. [cut to the Turners' living room]
Grippullon: Now I head out into your atmosphere to converse with other humanoids. Uh, I mean... I didn't do it. [goes outside]
Mrs. Turner: He's really starting to frighten me.
Mr. Turner: Nonsense, honey! He's still our son no matter how odd and terrifying his transformation into adulthood is! [he boards up the door, then he and his wife push a cupboard up against it. They look out the window and see Grippullon with Timmy and Mark]
Mrs. Turner: Oh, no! [Mr. Turner shouts] There are two of them! Our worst fears have been realized!
Timmy: Ah! [pushes Grippullon into a bush] Exactly according to plan!
Mandie: [using a scanner to identify Mark] Mark Chang. Did you think the Fake-I-Fier could fool the universe's mightiest female warrior? [grabs him by the collar and points a laser cannon at him]
Vicky: Justin Jake Ashton, my moody teen dream boyfriend, you are late for our date! Who's the iron maiden?
Mandie: Back off, sister! Trust me, he's not what you think he is.
Vicky: [chuckles] Um, I think he's mine, so you back off! [throws Mandie. Timmy and Mark jump into the bush]
Mandie: Listen, Red, he's, my man. I don't want to hurt you, so— [screams as Vicky repeatedly swings her into the ground]
Mark: Whoa. That's hot. [Vicky hits Mandie offscreen. Mandie, now contorted into a ball, lands in front of Timmy and Mark]
Mandie: What just happened?
Mark: Vicky, that was, like, totally awesome! [they lean forward to kiss each other and his Fake-I-Fier stops working. Vicky looks at him]
Vicky: [leaving] Yeah, we should see other people.
Mark: Okay, not the best day for my self-esteem. [Timmy takes the shrink ray from Mandie and uses it to turn the fairies back to normal]
Wanda: Yay! We're free!
Cosmo: How much wood would a woodchuck... Nope, not as funny. [fade to later. Grippullon has Mandie handcuffed]
Grippullon: Timmy, son, thank you both for saving me today. Mark, you'll make an excellent king... someday.
Mark: Does that mean I can stay here on Earth, Dad?
Grippullon: Why not? [taking his crown back] But first, let's go home and end your marriage and imprison Mandie in a tower for eternity.
Mark: Wicked! [chuckles. He, Grippullon, and Mandie board his ship] See you tomorrow, Turner! [the ship leaves]
Timmy: Come on, guys. Whaddaya say we go home? It's going to be nice to have everything back to normal. [fade to him at the kitchen table]
Mrs. Turner: Here you go, honey. Garbage extra gross, just the way you like it. [Mr. Turner scoops up Timmy in a butterfly net and builds a wooden cage around him]
Mr. Turner: Sorry, son, but it's for your own good. You can come out when puberty is over! Let's go clear space for this box in the attic! [he and Mrs. Turner carry the cage away]
Wanda: Something tells me King Grippullon as Timmy didn't blend in that well.
Cosmo: [makes himself, Poof, and Wanda small] And something tells me you can't keep Tiny Cosmo down!
Wanda: Cosmo, you dingaling!
Cosmo: I love it when she talks tiny to me! [iris out on him. The end title card is shown. Fade to black]
