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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "It's A Wishful Life" from Season 5, which aired on November 5, 2004.
Script[]
[The scene start off with a school, Timmy painting the Seascape backdrop, with Cosmo and Wanda.]
- Timmy: Phew, finally, the perfect Seascape backdrop for the school play.
- Wanda: You know Timmy, painting this for Mr. Bickles was really nice of you.
- Cosmo: But look what it did to my hair!
- Mr. Bickles: Aah! My dream! It's...it's...it's...-
- Timmy: Fabulous? Scrumptious? Delectable?
- Mr. Bickles: Ruined! Those clouds are too puffy and the water isn't violet blue, it's practically teal! My dream of doing the ballet version of Waterworld is ruined! Kevin! Forgive me!
- Timmy: Happy Birthday, A.J.!
- A.J.: This computer, it's...-
- Timmy: Amazing? Astounding? State of the art?
- A.J.: Obsolete as of four seconds ago.
- A.J.: Thanks for the high tech doorstop. That doesn't work.
- Timmy: Ta-da! My friends and teacher might be unappreciative, but wait until my parents see the lawn.
- Mr. Turner and Mrs. Turner: Timmy! The lawn! It's...it's...-
- Timmy: Perfect? Beautiful? Amazing?
- Mr. Turner: Ruined! And on the same day as the Dimmsdale worst lawn competition! Kevin! Forgive me!
- Chompy: Baah.
- Mayor: You're right, Chompy, Even I wouldn't eat this lawn. First prize!
- Mr. Turner: Dinkleberg!
- Mrs. Turner: And my butt is not that big!
- Timmy: Agh! For once in my ten year old life I decide to do some good deeds and nobody even appreciates them!
- Wanda: We appreciate you, Timmy.
- Cosmo: Yeah, if you were to do something nice for us like clean out our fish bowl, I'd totally notice.
- Timmy: I did that yesterday!
- Cosmo: Huh, you call this clean?
- Timmy: That's it! You guys don't appreciate me either, fine! Let's see how everyone would like it if I weren't around to not appreciate!
- Cosmo: You missed a spot here, and here-
- Timmy: Fine! You know what? I wish I was never born!
- Cosmo: And you missed a spot here, and here.
- Timmy: Alright, Time to see how miserable everybody is in a world without Timmy Turner!
- Mr. Turner and Mrs. Turner: Woo-hoo! Hahahahahahah!
- Timmy: A mansion? Where's my house?
- Mr. Turner: Oh, check it out, honey, it says here that out beautiful, talented, not-boy daughter Sophia is going to get nominated for another academy award!
- Mrs. Turner: Ooh, really? What for this time, acting, writing, or directing?
- Mr. Turner: All three!