Mr. Turner's girly scream returns in this episode, with him screaming three times in a row.
Timmy once again claims that he used the Internet to get the stuff he wished for when his parents inquired him.
Any godparent(s) who fails an inspection on Fairy Inspection Day are sent to the Fairy Academy for 1000 years of re-training.
In one scene, Wanda strangely changes into a shirtless, male bodybuilder's body.
Cosmo and Wanda have been to Egypt, Paris, France, and Pinkleyland.
Both this episode and its partner's titles contain two words that rhyme.
The items Timmy wishes for the Fairy Inspection are: a rock 'n' roll laser show, a unicorn, a bear on a unicycle, a tank, a castle and a dragon, a team of superheroes, an atomic submarine, Irish dancers, cleaning products, fried chicken, a beauty pageant, and the Chinese Olympics Gymnastics Team.
Cosmo and Mr. Turner getting excited over a lard sale.
Mr. Turner saying, "Why don't I have nice things?".
Cosmo ( And this is us on vacation in Egypt.
while showing ): Jorgen vacation slides Wanda: Cosmo had food poisoning.
Cosmo: And this is us in Paris!
Wanda: Food poisoning.
Cosmo: Fancy food poisoning! And this is me getting food poisoning in Pidneyland!
Jorgen ( Your puny slide show does not amuse me!
while destroying the screen): Cosmo: Well, uh, we could just sit here cowering in fear of you.
Jorgen: Ooooh! I'll get my camera!
( Jorgen ran off to get his camera)
Cosmo ( And this is us cowering in fear two minutes ago. And this is us cowering in fear thirty seconds ago. And this is us...
while showing Jorgen some more slides): Jorgen: Stop!
( Jorgen destroyed the screen again)
Mr. Turner: Go for the DVD player! It's nice!
Timmy: If you really love me, will you give me one chance to prove that you are wrong.
Mr. Turner: Well, OK, one chance. But if you're wrong, it's off to the clink! Which I hear is nice. Why don't I get to go to the nice clink!?
Uhh... I got this stuff off the internet?
Francis: Policeman ( Right.
while brandishing a pair of handcuffs):
Mr. Turner: Our son is the Wall 2 Wall Mart shoplifter! ( he screamed like a girl)
Timmy: What?! You really don't think I stole this stuff, did you?
( Mr. Turner screamed like a girl again)
Timmy: That's a yes. But I didn't do it!
( Mr. Turner screamed like a girl again, then fainted)
That's it, young man! You know you're not supposed to make your dad scream like a girl three times in one day! When he wakes up, you're in a lot of trouble!
( Mrs. Turner left the room, dragging Mr. Turner by the feet)
Jorgen: It was nice, it was original, don't do it again!!!
( Timmy panted as the search light nearly found him. He got into a trash can as the light moves. Speaks to Chester and A.J. on walkie-talkie)
Timmy Turner: Chester, A.J., Come in! Over!
Mr. Turner ( Timmy! Timmy, where are you? We want to help prove your innocence. ( as A.J., grabbing the walkie-talkie): he looked at Timmy)
Timmy Turner: Thanks, guys. ( he jumped out of the trash can)
We'll always be there for you, dude.
Chester: Cop ( Freeze!
turns the searchlight on): Chester and It was HIM!!!
A.J. ( while pointing at Timmy):
( both ran away)
Timmy Turner: Thanks, guys, you're the best. ( he walked away)
Policeman: We've captured your son, it's all over now!
Mrs. Turner: But... we only have 1 son.
Mr. Turner ( And neither of these 2 kids are him?! ( while grabbing the photo): he put the photo in his pocket)
Policeman: You 2 big kids are in big trouble!
Chester ( It was him!
while pointing at A.J.): A.J. ( It was him!
while pointing at Chester):
( both ran away again)
Timmy Turner: Chester and A.J. did a great job of distracting those cops!
Mr. Turner: Where did you get all this stuff?
Timmy: Uh, Internet?
Mr. Turner: And where did you get the Internet?
Timmy: Um, Uhh, Umm...
Mr. Turner: He's stammering!!!
Cop: Find that punk and get him back here dead or alive!
Mrs. Turner: What?!
Cop: Ah, I'm sorry. Alive. Not dead, alive. (chuckles) Got a little carried away.
Although this episode premiered in 2002, it was made in 2001 according to the credits.
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