• Mr. Turner's girly scream returns in this episode, with him screaming three times in a row.
  • Timmy once again claims that he used the Internet to get the stuff he wished for when his parents inquired him.
  • Any godparent(s) who fails an inspection on Fairy Inspection Day are sent to the Fairy Academy for 1000 years of re-training.
  • In one scene, Wanda strangely changes into a shirtless, male bodybuilder's body.
  • Cosmo and Wanda have been to Egypt, Paris, France, and Pinkleyland.
  • Both this episode and its partner's titles contain two words that rhyme.
  • The items Timmy wishes for the Fairy Inspection are: a rock 'n' roll laser show, a unicorn, a bear on a unicycle, a tank, a castle and a dragon, a team of superheroes, an atomic submarine, Irish dancers, cleaning products, fried chicken, a beauty pageant, and the Chinese Olympics Gymnastics Team.


Running Gags

  • Cosmo and Mr. Turner getting excited over a lard sale.
  • Mr. Turner saying, "Why don't I have nice things?".


  • Cosmo (while showing Jorgen vacation slides): And this is us on vacation in Egypt.
  • Wanda: Cosmo had food poisoning.
  • Cosmo: And this is us in Paris!
  • Wanda: Food poisoning.
  • Cosmo: Fancy food poisoning! And this is me getting food poisoning in Pidneyland!
  • Jorgen (while destroying the screen): Your puny slide show does not amuse me!
  • Cosmo: Well, uh, we could just sit here cowering in fear of you.
  • Jorgen: Ooooh! I'll get my camera!
(Jorgen ran off to get his camera)

  • Cosmo (while showing Jorgen some more slides): And this is us cowering in fear two minutes ago. And this is us cowering in fear thirty seconds ago. And this is us...
  • Jorgen: Stop!
(Jorgen destroyed the screen again)

  • Mr. Turner: Go for the DVD player! It's nice!

  • Timmy: If you really love me, will you give me one chance to prove that you are wrong.
  • Mr. Turner: Well, OK, one chance. But if you're wrong, it's off to the clink! Which I hear is nice. Why don't I get to go to the nice clink!?

  • Francis: Uhh... I got this stuff off the internet?
  • Policeman (while brandishing a pair of handcuffs): Right.

  • Mr. Turner: Our son is the Wall 2 Wall Mart shoplifter! (he screamed like a girl)
  • Timmy: What?! You really don't think I stole this stuff, did you?
(Mr. Turner screamed like a girl again)
  • Timmy: That's a yes. But I didn't do it!
(Mr. Turner screamed like a girl again, then fainted)
  • Mrs. Turner: That's it, young man! You know you're not supposed to make your dad scream like a girl three times in one day! When he wakes up, you're in a lot of trouble!
(Mrs. Turner left the room, dragging Mr. Turner by the feet)

  • Jorgen: It was nice, it was original, don't do it again!!!

(Timmy panted as the search light nearly found him. He got into a trash can as the light moves. Speaks to Chester and A.J. on walkie-talkie)
  • Timmy Turner: Chester, A.J., Come in! Over!
  • Mr. Turner (as A.J., grabbing the walkie-talkie): Timmy! Timmy, where are you? We want to help prove your innocence. (he looked at Timmy)
  • Timmy Turner: Thanks, guys. (he jumped out of the trash can)
  • Chester: We'll always be there for you, dude.
  • Cop (turns the searchlight on): Freeze!
  • Chester and A.J. (while pointing at Timmy): It was HIM!!!
(both ran away)
  • Timmy Turner: Thanks, guys, you're the best. (he walked away)

  • Policeman: We've captured your son, it's all over now!
  • Mrs. Turner: But... we only have 1 son.
  • Mr. Turner (while grabbing the photo): And neither of these 2 kids are him?! (he put the photo in his pocket)
  • Policeman: You 2 big kids are in big trouble!
  • Chester (while pointing at A.J.): It was him!
  • A.J. (while pointing at Chester): It was him!
(both ran away again)
  • Timmy Turner: Chester and A.J. did a great job of distracting those cops!

  • Mr. Turner: Where did you get all this stuff?
  • Timmy: Uh, Internet?
  • Mr. Turner: And where did you get the Internet?
  • Timmy: Um, Uhh, Umm...
  • Mr. Turner: He's stammering!!!

  • Cop: Find that punk and get him back here dead or alive!
  • Mrs. Turner: What?!
  • Cop: Ah, I'm sorry. Alive. Not dead, alive. (chuckles) Got a little carried away.

Production Notes

  • Although this episode premiered in 2002, it was made in 2001 according to the credits.

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