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If I Lived In TV is a song from Channel Chasers that was removed from the episode itself, but is available as a deleted scene on the DVD.
Synopsis[]
This song is about Timmy wanting to live in TV to escape the harshness of his reality. This was cut out from Channel Chasers.
Featuring[]
Lyrics[]
(As music starts Timmy set up his room like a TV studio with help of the green remote)
(Verse 1)
Timmy:
Seems everywhere I turn there's harsh reality
I'm only ten years old and I'm way too young to be
This disappointed with the way things are
I've had it with this place and I'd be better off by far if...
(Chorus 1)
I lived in TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
In the company of three
Timmy:
If I lived in TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
Everybody would love me
Timmy:
If I lived in TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
I would run bionically
If only I could live in TV
(Verse 2)
Timmy:
So maybe I'll go where the cool guys all go "Aaaaaay!"
Or with the weatherman, on a show that's filmed today
You know that up is where I never grow
So here's a list of all the top ten reasons I should go and...
(Chorus 2)
Live inside TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
I could buy the letter "E"
Timmy:
If I lived in TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
And do Saturday night comedy
Timmy:
If I lived in TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
My loser friends could hang with me
If only I could live in TV
(Subverse 1)
Timmy:
Perhaps I'll be an English talent scout
Or hang with other two-foot kids
Kid:
Hey, what'chu talkin' about!?!
(Chorus 3)
Timmy:
If I lived in TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
I'd make my own reality
Timmy:
If I lived in TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
No Mom, no Dad, and no Vicky
Timmy:
If I lived in TV!
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
Then that would be a thing to see
If only I could live in TV
Timmy:
If I lived in TV!!!
Transcript[]
(As music starts Timmy set up his room like a TV studio with help of the green remote gets smacked by Cosmo with a make up Powder puff sending Timmy in the center of film cameras. Wanda claps the clapboard close up shot at Timmy open to the next scene with Timmy running in pink background)
(Verse 1)
Timmy:
Seems everywhere (Timmy stops when legs in the way, it Vicky's legs who's giant) I turn there's (another shot at Vicky, this time to her belly button, pans up to her face) harsh (she's ready to stomp Timmy) reality (Timmy makes a run for it but she Stomps him, (cyan background and Timmy is hanging tied up)
I'm only ten years old and (rolled up and down by Vicky) I'm way too young to be (Vicky treats him like a Yo-yo)
This disappointed with the way things are
I've had it with this place and I'd be better off by far if...
Trivia[]
- Cosmo appears as a girl in the first channel that you see, though this is probably intentional.
- This song parodies several movies and shows such as Three's Company, Barney & Friends, The Six Million Dollar Man, Star Wars, Happy Days, The Today Show, The Late Show with David Letterman, Wheel of Fortune, Saturday Night Live, Friends, American Idol, Diff'rent Strokes and Survivor.
- When Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy are sliding down the television cable, it's a parody of them sliding down piano keys.
- This song sounds similar to "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts, the theme song from the NBC sitcom Friends that was made from 1994 to 2004.
- The television's name "Boyshiba" parodies from the actual company "Toshiba".