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| “ | I'm too claaassy to live in a basement! | ” |
| — Humana | ||
Humana is an adult woman appearing in Married to the Mom. She is the result of Chloe and Timmy wishing to create a woman with whom Mr. Crocker would fall in love.
Character
Description
Humana is a lanky adult woman with a similar pale greyish skin tone to Mr. Crocker. Most of her face is taken up by her very large nose. She has buck teeth in the front while the rest are crooked, also similar to Mr. Crocker. Her hair is long and red with bangs that flip over the top of her very thick glasses she needs to see-- because of her poor vision, she is almost always seen with her eyes closed. She wears a white t-shirt, pink skirt and dark pink sandals. Humana also has the unique feature of a prehensile frog-like tongue she can use to grab on to things or wrap around people.
"And she catches flies with her tongue...that's one for me." -Timmy
After being dumped by Mr. Crocker, Humana morphs into a giant gorilla monster. In this form, she is extremely muscular and hairy, her new big feet tearing her sandals off and her buff arms ripping through the sleeves of her shirt.
Personality
Incredibly obnoxious and dubbed "The Most Annoying Woman in the World" by Timmy, Humana is quite haughty and insists that things go the way she wants them. Matching her obnoxious personality is her drawn-out, nasally manner of speaking and unpleasant laugh which one hears quite often, as she loves to laugh at her own terrible jokes she tells.
Though quite affectionate toward Mr. Crocker, Humana deems herself "too classy" to live in his mother's basement, and angrily gives him an ultimatum of choosing her or his mother. When she is rejected, Humana becomes incensed, claims she has never been dumped before, and immediately morphs into a gigantic gorilla form, taking off into the city.
Humana's gorilla form.