Wanda: So, you and your friends pay to fall on your face at the skateboard park? [Chester falls off a ramp and screams]
Timmy: Someone's coming! Quick! I wish you guys were my skateboard gear! [Cosmo turns into his helmet and Wanda becomes his skateboard. Chester hits the ground face-first]
Cosmo: His whole face hit at the same time! He must be really good! [Chester takes his head out of the ground. His braces are broken]
AJ: Does your dentist buy you tickets for this place?
Chester: Yeah, why? [his braces fall off] Darn it!
Timmy: Alright, you guys... watch and learn.
AJ: I like to learn! [Timmy skates on the mid-size ramp with magical sparkles surrounding him]
Timmy: Wow! Wow! I've never been this good before!
Wanda: Well, sweetie, you've never had magic skate gear before! [Timmy does tricks in the air]
AJ: Wow, look at Timmy roll nimbly back and forth! I mean... [looks in a "skate lingo" book] shred! [Timmy flips, lands and flips Wanda into his hand]
Timmy: Beat that! [lightning strikes. Vicky, wearing a helmet with a crown on it, skates off a ramp, poses, juggles, pummels a speed bag, grills hamburgers, plays drums, watches TV and crashes into Timmy and his friends]
Vicky: That's a little trick I like to call scrunching' the munchkins!
Timmy: Just because you're the best skater here doesn't mean you get to bounce off our heads!
Vicky: Actually, twerp, it makes me queen of the skate-park! And as queen, I decree... [puts a sign reading the following with an arrow pointing above Timmy in the ground] "You must be at least this tall to ride this ramp!"
Timmy: That's not fair!
Vicky: So? What are you going to do about it?
Timmy: [looks at Wanda and smiles] I challenge you to a skateboarding contest! Tomorrow! And whoever wins gets to be the new queen!
Chester: King.
Timmy: Good catch.
Vicky: [picks him up] Deal! But tomorrow, when I kick your butt on all three ramps, you and every other punk under 16 is banished from the skate-park for good! See ya on the big ramp, squirt! [Timmy looks at the big ramp. Lightning strikes. He becomes nauseous. Fade to a skateboard insurance booth. A kid skates and falls in the distance. Timmy is on a bench nearby]
Cosmo: You're going to have to skate the big ramp? Aren't you scared?
Timmy: A little, but with you guys helping me, I've got nothing' to worry about!
Cosmo and Wanda: Uh...
Timmy: Oh, no. Not the group "Uh..." That's usually followed by bad news like... [a copy of Da Rules appears and falls on him]
Wanda: [reading Da Rules] Uh...cording to the rules, we can't help you win a contest, Timmy. That'd be cheating.
Cosmo: We can help you show off! But for fun, not profit!
Timmy: I never would have challenged Vicky if I had known that! All the kids are counting on me! I still have a shot, though, right?
Cosmo: Actually, you're pretty uncoordinated.
Timmy: I am not! [trips on a ladybug] I'm doomed.
Cosmo: What you need is some death-defying trick all your own!
Chester: [offscreen] Timmy, [the fairies turn into a tree and bush] what you need is some death-defying trick all your own!
AJ: You need... [presses a button on a remote] this! [an easel with a blueprint on it comes out of Chester's new braces] It combines a 1400-degree turn with four aerial flips. I call it "the 1400-degree and four aerial flippy trick"!
Chester: Yeah, that rolls off the tongue, Poindexter. [as Timmy takes the blueprint] What about calling it "the Timmy Tuck"? [loses his balance and falls over. His braces break] Aw, darn it!
Timmy: Call it impossible! I can't do this!
Vicky: [watching through binoculars] But I can! [copying the blueprint on a notepad] I can't wait to totally steal that trick and make it mine! [laughs evilly] It's good to be queen. [fade to a ramp. A fearful Timmy skates down it with a normal skateboard and helmet and screams offscreen, arousing the attention of Cosmo and Wanda, who are disguised as rats by some garbage cans. Wanda makes a trampoline appear and Timmy bounces off it]
Wanda: [to Cosmo] He's not very good, is he?
Cosmo: Nope. But this garbage rocks! [eats some garbage. Timmy screams offscreen, and Cosmo makes a bed of nails appear. Wanda shoves him away and turns it into a mattress, which Timmy then lands on] Sorry.
Timmy: [as the fairies change back to normal] I'll never get good enough in time to do that trick! I know you guys can't help me cheat, but can't you train me? You know, take me someplace I can get really good, real fast? [the fairies look at each other and smile. Fade to the Moon. Timmy, wearing an astronaut suit, spins in zero gravity] Woo-hoo! Zero gravity is perfect for practicing spins! [the astronaut places a flag in the ground, and Timmy spins past him]
Astronaut: [pressing the side of his helmet] Houston? We have another problem. Over.
Houston: [in a control center] It's always problem, problem, problem with you guys. Don't you ever call just to say hi? Over. [Francis floats past the astronaut. Fade to a jungle, where Timmy is skating with Cosmo on his back]
Timmy: Skating in the jungle is a great way to learn how to swerve!
Cosmo: Learn to skate in difficult environments you must. [gorillas are chasing them] Because scared of gorillas am I! [fade to a pyramid complex]
Timmy: [skating down a pyramid] Ramping down a pyramid is a great way to learn how to pick up speed! [loses control and screams. He plows into the ground and slides up to an archeologist]
Archeologist: [brushes away the sand covering Timmy] Heavens! [prodding Timmy's chest] This specimen is perfectly preserved!
Timmy: Do you mind? I'm still using' this.
Archeologist: Ah! The Mummy's curse! [zips away. Cosmo and Wanda appear dressed like pharaohs]
Timmy: Aw, man, I'm still beefing it on the simplest of tricks.
Wanda: Don't worry, Timmy. Win or lose, your friends will still love you.
Timmy: Really? [cut to the skate-park]
AJ: Timmy better win or we're not going to love him anymore.
Wanda: [via speakers connected to Chester's braces] Welcome to the skate-park and the big skateboarding contest! [she and Cosmo are in an announcer booth] Today's the big match between evil, 16-year-old baby-sitter/skate-punk, Vicky. [lightning strikes. The kids in the audience frown and stay silent]
Cosmo: And Timmy! [the kids cheer] Wait... where is Timmy?! [the kids abruptly stop]
Vicky: Ha ha! I knew it! I knew he'd punk out! I win by default! And you know what that means! [lightning strikes, the ground splits and volcanoes erupt. The kids become dejected]
Wanda: Where could he be?
Timmy: [on a hill overlooking the skate-park] Aw, man, if I go down there, I'm going to lose and have to go on the big ramp! There's no way I'm going to humiliate myself. No way...
Vicky: [offscreen] Awright, twerps! Line up! [takes a kid's skateboard] Say bye-bye! [puts the skateboard in a woodchipper. Kids tear up. She takes AJ's skateboard and prepares to put it in the chipper. Timmy takes it in slow motion and unplugs the chipper]
Timmy: Not so fast, Vicky! You want to win, you're going to have to do it the old-fashioned way! By being better than me!
Cosmo and Wanda: It's Timmy!
Kids: Yay! Timmy!
AJ: Good luck, Timmy! [a kid is on a swing set upheld by Chester's braces]
Timmy: Thanks, guys. I'll do my best.
Chester: Yeah! Just remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's win, or we don't ever get to come back here again. [Timmy gulps. Cut to round one, at the small ramp]
Vicky: Break a leg, twerp!
Timmy: Thanks, Vicky!
Vicky: No, really. I mean [kicks him onto the ramp] break a leg! [Timmy skates, does tricks, skates off the ramp, flips his skateboard and lands]
Kids: Yay! Break your leg!
Vicky: Yeah? Well, watch this! [skates down the ramp and gets her skateboard stuck. The kids laugh]
Wanda: And Timmy actually wins the first round! [cut to round two, at the mid-size ramp. Vicky skates off it, flips, punches the air, dances and lands]
Vicky: Ha! Beat that, twerp! [Timmy skates down the ramp. Vicky presses a button, and a strip of spikes comes out of the ramp and flattens the wheels on Timmy's skateboard]
Wanda: And Vicky... unfortunately... wins. [cut to round three] It all comes down to this!
AJ: Don't worry, Timmy! Just do the Timmy Tuck and you'll be the new queen!
Timmy: King.
Chester: Whatever.
Vicky: I, Vicky, am about to do the totally original... and completely mine trick... "the Vicky Tuck"! [lightning strikes]
Timmy: What? What?!
Chester: She stole your trick! Aw, this calls for some dramatic background music! [a button comes out of his braces. He presses it, and a gramophone comes out and plays somber music. Vicky skates down the ramp. Rocket boosters come out of her skateboard, speeding her up. She skates up the ramp, then falls off her skateboard, screams and plows into the ground]
Wanda: Now all Timmy has to do is survive the big ramp and he wins!
Timmy: Oh no... the big ramp... I can't do it! I won't! I... [kids fly by in a hot air balloon and a biplane]
Timmy: Alright! Alright! Well... it's been nice knowing' me. [dives down the ramp] Skating on the moon... ramping down the pyramids... skating in the jungle... I can do this... I can do this...
Vicky: He can do this! He can do this! Unless... [pushes down a dynamite plunger. Parts of the ramp blow up]
Timmy: Oh, no! I'm doomed!
AJ: She's totally cheating! I mean... [looks in the lingo book] cheating.
Chester: Not if I can help it! [his braces pop off and form tracks on the ramp, allowing Timmy to make it over the gaps]
Timmy: [skates off the ramp] And now for some zero gravity spins! [spins sideways]
Wanda: Look at him go! A 1400-degree spin with one flip! Two!
Cosmo: Three! And... what's after three?
Timmy: Four! [does a fourth flip and lands. People cheer]
Cosmo: Right!
Timmy: And that's why it's called the Timmy Tuck! [kids cheer]
Vicky: [picks up Timmy] No way, twerp! How could you do that when I couldn't? [the blueprint comes out of Chester's braces]
AJ: Because Timmy's small and nice. You're tall and weighed down with too much evil, which threw you off balance!
Vicky: Oh, that's super... [drops Timmy] You'll be going now.
Timmy: Oh, no! I won! I'm the queen now!
AJ: King.
Timmy: Right! Gimme that crown!
Vicky: Oh, you want this crown? You got a better chance of some loser 12-year-old wastoid falling from the sky and plowing me into the ground! [a flaming Francis falls screaming out of the sky and crashes into her; holding up the crown] Here you go. [Timmy takes the crown. Kids cheer as he puts it on]
Timmy: Thank you! Thank you! And as the new queen of the skate-park, [pressing a button] I decree... [a laser comes out of Chester's braces and destroys the "you must be this tall" sign] let my people skate! [kids cheer and pick up Timmy]
Wanda: [standing on the ground] Timmy won, Vicky's in a crater and the kids are free to skate. Pretty good day, don't you think?
Cosmo: [standing on the ground] I want a hot dog. Is it halftime yet?
Chester: [to Timmy] You did it, dude! [a kid slides off a slide upheld by his braces]
AJ: You totally beat... [looking in the book] I mean... thrashed Vicky and saved the park!
Timmy: And best of all, I did it all by myself! Me! The most coordinated skater ever! [trips over the injured ladybug]
Cosmo: And best of all... Timmy learned some great new tricks! [Timmy tumbles into him and Wanda] Eh! And one not-so-great... one. [iris out. The end title card is shown. Fade to black]
