|The Fairly OddParents episode transcript|
|"Hail To The Chief"|
|Airdate:||September 27, 2002|
Plot or story
I. Another Day at School
Bodyguard: One side! Student body president coming' through!!
Timmy: Forget it! We were here first!
Tad: Co-president Chad, do you hear some non-student body president talking?
Chad: No, I don't co-president Tad, but I do know this: student body presidents get first in line privileges.
Timmy: What about me? The common student? What do I get?
Timmy: AAH! AAH!
Cosmo: It smells like feet in here!
Wanda: No, it stinks because Tad and Chad are the student body president, they get to do anything they want!
Timmy: It's time somebody ran against them. Someone with vision. Someone with ideals. Someone with—
Timmy approaches Tad and Chad
Timmy: Tad and Chad, I Timmy Turner, am running against you for student-body president.
Timmy: Cool! If I'm president, Trixie'll have to talk to me! And with you guys helping my campaign, I can't lose!
Timmy: What do you mean I can't wish myself student body president?
Wanda: It's against the rules. But we could be your political advisers and help you run your campaign!
Cosmo: You'll get tons of votes!!
FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!
Timmy: They're going first! Who knows what kind of awesome and impressive speech they have lined up!!
Timmy: That's it? A smile and a pointing gesture?
Principal Waxelplax: And now... Timmy Turner!!
Timmy: Every year you elect these guys and then they use their power to bully you around!
Kid: No, they don't.
Bodyguard: Sit down!
The kid in the crowd sits down
Timmy: They think we're losers! And maybe we are! But then, shouldn't you be represented by a loser? I'm Timmy Turner, and I want to be... or not to be...
Shakespeare: I love that line!
Timmy: That loser!
Trixie: Timmy, that was an amazing speech!
Trixie: Yeah. I--
III. The Next Day at School
Timmy: Hey! Where is everybody?
Principal Waxelplax: Puking, probably. Food poisoning! From Tad and Chad's cake! The only reason I'm here is because I'm frosting tolerant!
Timmy: What about the election? If everyone's sick, who's gonna vote?
Principal Waxelplax: Polls are open!
Timmy: I know who I'm voting for!!
10 SECONDS LATER...
Principal Waxelplax: Polls are closed! We must count the ballots! I mean ballot! And the winner is Timmy Turner! We swear you in tomorrow!! Congrats!
AT SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY...
Principal Waxelplax: Do you accept your responsibilities as student body president?
Timmy: Piece of cake!
HUK! GROSS! RALPH! BLERG! UGH!
Timmy: And guess what? I've already got picked my own secret service detail.
Chester: We have the package in our perimeter!
Timmy: Come on, guys! Let's check some of those presidential perks!
A.J.: Make way! President coming' through!
Tad: No way! We were here first!
Tad & Chad: AAH!
Trixie: Hello, mister president. I liked the way you used your authority to cut in line!
Veronica: Well, I still think Timmy Turner is a loser-creep!
Trixie: I was hoping we could do a long, in-depth interview for the school paper.
Chester: LUNCH BOX! LUNCH BOX! PROTECT THE PACKAGE! GO GO GO GO!!!
Timmy: No! Wait! Trixie! I--
A.J.: We can't stop watching until you go, sir.
Chester: That bell! The package is late for presidential duties!
Trixie: Hi, president Timmy!
Timmy: Trixie! Wait, guys! The Turner administration will not be tolerate against the sinus impaired!
HOORAY! SNORT! SHIFF! YAY!
Chester: Code yellow! The package must remain germ-free!
Timmy: AJ! AJ! Speak to me!
A.J.: It's okay! It's only... a common cold!
IV. Timmy's Office
Wanda: How's our little Mr. El Presidente?
Timmy: Miserable! I do boring stuff all day. I can't go to the bathroom by myself. And now that Trixie wants to talk to me, we can't because I get yanked away by my secret service!
Wanda: Well, Timmy, nobody said that being a leader was going to be easy.
Timmy: I didn't want to be a leader. I just wanted to be president. I want out!
Wanda: You have to be impeached.
Sanjay: Welcome to the library assistants club, president Turner! Do you swear to always re-shelve according to the Dewey decimal system and to defend the library against the loudness and gum chewing of all others!
Timmy: You bet!
Sanjay and the others: GASP!
Veronica: It is true! President Timmy Turner likes books and periodicals!
Tad: You're ruined Turner! Ruined!
AND SO TIMMY'S TERM COMES TO AN END...
V. And So Timmy's Term comes to An End
Tad: Timmy Turner, you stand accused of geekiness while in office! How do you plead?
Timmy: Guilty! I like books. I like math too. What are you going to do about it? Impeach me?
Tad: That's a great idea!
Veronica: All in favor?
Veronica: Turner is out. Tad and Chad are back in!
Timmy: Now that I'm not the president anymore, I thought maybe you and I could finally have that talk.
Trixie: Three words. Not. President. Anymore.
Chester and A.J.: ??
Cosmo: Well, that's politics! You win a few you lose a lot!
Timmy: Well, I'd rather be a normal geek than student body president any day!
End of the Episode
- There is no place to have a president place in the school.
- First time Timmy is student body president.