Gimme the Wand is a musical number sung by Norm the Genie and Cosmo in the episode, Fairy Idol.

Gimme the wand



[Verse 1: Norm the Genie]
I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E
Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
what that spells to me

When I'm shoved in a lamp,
It's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops at three
And that's pretty dang annoying to me

[Pre-Chrous: Norm the Genie]

I want that crazy power you fairies got

To grant those wishes that you grant a lot


To give each and every child a great big smile

To me this means a lot, it ain't no evil plot

[Chorus: Norm the Genie]

Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand, a-da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blonde,
if you give me the wand

Timmy: Wow. He's good. Tricky and untrustworthy, but good!

Wanda: Well, I'll have to be better.

Cosmo: Allow me! During the first part of the song, I poofed home and got this.

Timmy: "How to sing like Diana DeGarmo"? You picked a female voice?!

Cosmo: Hey! She's number one on the charts, and she's my little boo. I'll take it from here, baby!

[Verse 2: Cosmo & Norm]
I'm a... oh hang on,
We did our very best
for this buck toothed guy
That vest-wearing slob
He may want our job
Well, duh.
But give us
One more try
You really can't deny

[Chorus: Both Cosmo & Norm]
Give us the wand, we'll have a ball
Give me the wand

He'll enslave you all!

[Chrous: Both Cosmo & Norm]
Give us the wand, a-do-doo-dow

We really hope, you all respond

Come on, give us the wand

And set me free


Give us the wand, and hear our plea
Give us the wand, a-doo-dah-dee
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand.


  • This song sounds vaguely similar to "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin, sung by the Genie.
  • In this song, Cosmo's singing voice is done by Diana DeGarmo instead of his regular voice actor Daran Norris.
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