[Verse 1: Norm the Genie]
I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E
Let me tell you
what that spells to me
When I'm shoved in a lamp,
It's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops at three
And that's pretty dang annoying to me
[Pre-Chrous: Norm the Genie]
I want that crazy power you fairies got
To grant those wishes that you grant a lot
To give each and every child a great big smile
To me this means a lot, it ain't no evil plot
[Chorus: Norm the Genie]
Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand, a-da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blonde,
if you give me the wand
Timmy: Wow. He's good. Tricky and untrustworthy, but good!
Wanda: Well, I'll have to be better.
Cosmo: Allow me! During the first part of the song, I poofed home and got this.
Timmy: "How to sing like Diana DeGarmo"? You picked a female voice?!
Cosmo: Hey! She's number one on the charts, and she's my little boo. I'll take it from here, baby!
[Verse 2: Cosmo & Norm]
I'm a... oh hang on,
We did our very best
for this buck toothed guy
That vest-wearing slob
He may want our job
But give us
One more try
You really can't deny
[Chorus: Both Cosmo & Norm]
Give us the wand, we'll have a ball
Give me the wand
He'll enslave you all!
[Chrous: Both Cosmo & Norm]
Give us the wand, a-do-doo-dow
We really hope, you all respond
Come on, give us the wand
And set me free
Give us the wand, and hear our plea
Give us the wand, a-doo-dah-dee
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand.