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The Fairly OddParents: A New Wish episode transcript
"Fly"
Season	1
Episode	1
Airdate	May 20, 2024
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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents: A New Wish episode "Fly" from Season 1, which aired on May 20, 2024.

Script

Act 1

• Hazel: Clifford, Rhonda, [Luis], Smoothie, and Garfield. Welcome to your new home! I know, you're overwhelmed. We're in a new city, having to make new friends, and our big brother Antony left us for college. Well he's my brother not yours. But we gotta roll with the punches! Toughen up rocks! Were not little kids anymore we're 10 double digits we can handle this, right? I wish Antony were here to help me unpack. And keep me from talking to a bunch of rocks.'Tis I the good rock fairy Rocktilda. Since you are so kind and true of heart and cute and spunky, I've decided to grant you one wish. Thanks Rocktilda! I am pretty great aren't I. I'd like to wish for UNLIMITED WISHES!!! That wasn't the deal! Too late you doink, you've been outsmarted now start granting Muahaha
• Angela: Hazel, how are things progressing in there?
• Marcus: Need any help, Hazelnut?
• Hazel: I'm fine, thanks. If you are a fairy, you can tell me. I'll follow the rules and just make the one wish. I just want my brother here okay. [sigh] Yeah, that's what I thought. [gasp] Is that him!? Is Antony visiting early!?
• Angela: Uh- no running in the house, please.
• Hazel: It's an apartment!
• Wanda: Oh, your crown is showing.
• Hazel: Antonyyy! Huh?
• Cosmo: Hi there, I'm Cosmo!
• Wanda: I'm Wanda!
• Cosmo: And we're...
• Cosmo and Wanda: [In unison] YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS!!!
• Hazel: Uhh... hi, I'm Hazel.
• Angela: Angela Wells, a pleasure.
• Marcus: Marcus Wells.
• Cosmo: We got you a welcome basket!
• Angela: Oh! A jar of pennies..
• Cosmo: Keep going..!
• Angela: A jar of condensed milk..
• Wanda: There's more where that came from!
• Angela: A venus flytrap..
• Cosmo: The best is yet to come..!
• Angela: And a portrait of.. you two?
• Cosmo and Wanda: [in unison] You're welcome!
• Angela: Ah, how thoughtful.. [laughs] Would you like to come in?
• Cosmo: Yeah. Actually, we have to be invited in.
• Wanda: You're thinking of vampires.
• Cosmo: Ohhh! [hisses] Soo.. what is it you do?
• Angela: I'm a therapist and author as well. Feel free to take that home with you and give it a read.
• Cosmo: Wow, a smart person present! Thank you!
• Hazel: Hmm..
• Wanda: And uh, what do you do, Hazel?
• Hazel: Well, I'm a child so I mostly.. go to school?
• Wanda: Makes sense.
• Angela: What about you two?
• Wanda: Oh, we're just your basic retired couple, living out our days couponing and eating dinner at 4 PM.
• Hazel: [gasp]
• Angela: Yes, hello baby. I see you and I value youu,
• Hazel: No, mom! The neighbors, they're-
• Angela: Shh.. later pudding pop.
• Cosmo: So, what brings you to Dimmadelphia?
• Marcus: I took a teaching position over at the Galax Institute.
• Cosmo: Oooh.. sounds fancy!
• Wanda: What are you teaching?
• Hazel: Dad, dad, DADDYY!!
• Marcus: Later, baby. I'm a parascience expert. I study unexplained, unnatural phenomena, if you will.
• Cosmo: The unexplained and unnatural? Like, [gulp] magic?
• Marcus: [laughs] See, what you call "magic", I call yet to be explained science. My life's work is to unravel these mysteries, crop circles, ghosts, mysterious creatures.
• Cosmo: Creatures? Like, odd creatures?
• Wanda: Fairly odd creatures?
• Cosmo: With wands..
• Wanda; And wings..
• Cosmo: And floaty crowny things?
• Marcus: I.. guess, sure.
• Wanda: Ahaha.. look at the time..!
• Cosmo and Wanda: [in unison] Gotta go!
• Wanda: Anyway, welcome to the building! We probably won't be seeing you much!
• Cosmo: It's a big building, OKAY BYE! A parascience expert next door!? What are the odds.. You think they suspect anything?
• Wanda: Oh, no. I think we handled that just right. Played it nice and cool.
• Angela: Well, that was strange.
• Hazel: You're telling me! Did you see-
• Marcus: Some people are put off by the unconventional nature of my work.
• Angela: Aw, Hazel, I hope you aren't too disappointed that wasn't your brother.
• Hazel: Antony, right. Well, he'll be here tomorrow. Plus, I start school so the time will fly by!
• Marcus: I'm proud of you, hazelnut!
• Angela: Yes, you've been very mature about the move. Ya know what, I put you at a level 9 on the Be Well scale of self-actualization. Trademark pending.
• Hazel: That's me! Level 9 maturity girl. I'm new and everything's gonna be fine- Just take a deep breath, Hazel, you're great! People love new things like new shoes and new movies and new car smell. That's me! I'm that new car smell. [sniff] Yeah!
• Mr. Guzman: Class, this is Hazel. She just moved here.
• Hazel: Hiya!
• Mr. Guzman: Tell us a bit about yourself, Hazel.
• Hazel: Uhm, I move here from the suburbs. It was a lot different there. I like collecting things, like rocks,'cause they rock! Ahaha. I also love french fries, and I have a really cool older brother, he's my best friend. He just started college and this is the first time we've been apart. But, he's visiting today and it will totally make up for the fact that no one laughed at my rock joke. You've been a great audience, aha!
• Mr. Guzman: Hmhm, thank you, Hazel. That was a great share.
• Dev: Ooh, I love french fries and my older brother and literal rocks [laughs].
• Hazel: Grrrrr.. Picking an empty table, where no one else is.
• Dev: Hey there. Sorry if we got off on the wrong foot earlier, Hoozel.
• Hazel: Hazel.
• Dev: I'm Dev Dimmadome, son of tech mogul and owner of Dimmadome Globadome, Dale Dimmadome.
• Hazel: Oookay?
• Dev: Aaand grandson of real estate mogul and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, Doug Dimmadome. Someday, I'm gonna own a company and a sports arena too. Haven't decided which one I want or where but, it's in my blood.
• Hazel: Right..
• Dev: Oh, and these are my drones, O-Pair 1 and O-Pair 2. Lemme give you a quick who's who of the other fifth graders. That's Trev, he's my bud so, he probably won't give you the time of day. That's Winn. They're cool, you don't stand a chance. That's Bev, she does soccer and insists on calling it fútbol. That's Jasime, sings a lot, sound terrible. That's Kev, kind of a big deal. He's the face of Ya BoiX sparkling water. That's Whispers Fred, he has a trending DimmVid channel doing ASMR, gives me the creeps but I respect the hustle.
• Whispers Fred: Squish, squash, crunch.
• Dev: And you, Hizel, you're the no-brain new girl, who just sat in wet paint. [laughs]
• Hazel: GRRRR!! Found myself a closet, gonna finish up in here! Antony visiting will make everything okay, lalalalala!
• Cosmo: A coupon for a dentist!
• Wanda: Ooh, a realtor's flier bragging about how much their last house sold for.
• Cosmo: A magazine for retirees!
• Wanda: That's us!
• Angela: Oh, how was your first day, pumpkin?
• Hazel: Fine! It was good, it was fine. When's Antony coming?
• Angela: Antony! Oh, have you boarded? Oh no. Antony can't come. Aw, there's a big storm. All the planes have been grounded. Okay, you're on speaker, Ant.
• Hazel: Hi, Antony! Can you come next weekend, instead?
• Antony: I'm sorry, small fry. I won't be able to get away'till the holiday break.
• Hazel: But, that's so far away! I need help with my room and-
• Marcus: We understand, Antony.
• Hazel: Love you.
• Marcus: Be safe.
• Angela: Make good choices. Hazel, are you okay?
• Hazel: I'm fine, I'm always fine! I'm being mature, right?! Level 100 queen maturity or whatever I said yesterday!
• Marcus: Our poor baby, there's so much change.
• Angela: Let's give her a moment to process. She'll come to her us in her own time.
• Hazel: Gonna pack a bag, gonna leave this town! Go see Antony, turn around this frown! Yeah, running away, running away, not in a bad way, like on TV! But, in a good way, cause it's me, and I. Know. What I'm doing!
• Marcus: [gasp] Did you hear that?
• Angela: Oh, for the last time, we do not have a ghost.
• Cosmo: Whatchu doing?
• Wanda: Going on a trap?
• Hazel: Oh! Uh, yeah, yes. Vacation.
• Cosmo: Without, your, parents?
• Hazel: They're coming, uhm.. later! Oh, hey, I wonder if you guys have more mail! Maybe you should check.
• Cosmo: Ooh! Oh, you think?
• Wanda: They're sending their 10-year-old ahead of them, on a vacation?
• Hazel: Yeah, it's.. uh- space camp, and at the end of the week, they come and see me.. take off.. in a rocket!
• Cosmo: Wow, congratulations! I've always wanted to go to space. Again.
• Wanda: So, if your parents definitely know about this, then I guess you'd be okay with us heading up and saying congrats!
• Hazel: Okay, fine! I'm not going to space camp.
• Cosmo: Oh, no! Since when? Did you fail the physical?
• Hazel: I was never going. I just don't wanna be here anymore. I wanna see my brother.
• Wanda: Aww, you can't run away on your own, kiddo.
• Hazel: I tried to be okay with everything. Did I complain when my brother when all the way across the country for college? No! Did I complain when my parents decided to blow up mu whole life by moving? No! But, I had a not-good day and all I wanted was a visit from my brother, and now he can't come because of some stupid storm! Well, I;m done with everything not being up to me. If Antony can't come to me, I'm going to him!
• Wanda: Cosmo, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Oh, Cosmo.
• Cosmo: Should we come out of reti- Hey, she's making a run for space camp! We can't let you do this!
• Wanda: She's getting away! Let us help, Hazel!
• Hazel: I appreciate the thought, but no thanks, bye!
• Cosmo: YAH!
• Wanda: Cosmo!
• Hazel: Wait, stAAAAAAAAA- Does this bus go to the airport?!
• Not Timmy: This ain't a real bus, kid. It's a prop,
• Hazel: Whaa?
• Not Timmy: And im no bus driver, I'm an actor! We're filming a new Crimson Chin movie, CHINFINITY WARS, HYA. And, action!
• Hazel: Grrrr! I wish...
• Wanda: Uh-oh, she said the magic word.
• Hazel: I wish...!
• Cosmo: She said it again!
• Wanda: You know what happens when we hear the magic word!
• Hazel: I wish I could just fly to Antony myself!
• Cosmo: Wanda, I feel itchy!

(Cosmo and Wanda's crowns and wings appear, and they twitch around à la Mr. Crocker as they transform into their fairy forms.)

• Cosmo and Wanda: We're back, baby!
• Hazel: Uhhh.. what was that?

Part 2

• Hazel: AHHHHH!
• Cosmo and Wanda: AHHHHH!
• All three: AHHHHH!
• Hazel: What's happening? Why am I a fly, and why are you flying?
• Cosmo: Well, I'm Cosmo, that's Wanda.
• Cosmo and Wanda: [in unison] And we're... fairies!
• Hazel: Fairies? No, no, this can't be real!
• Wanda: Oh, we're real, alright.
• Cosmo: Real fairies, that is. Not real humans. See? Not real human skin. We got this stretchy skin instead, and nothing inside our bodies.
• Wanda: And our legs don't match.
• Hazel: But you were just- how am i-
• Cosmo: Magiccc!
• Wanda: The intensity of your wish activated our magic.
• Cosmo: We used to be fairy godparents to kids, but we've been retired for 10,000 years.
• Wanda: Traveling the world through space and time.
• Cosmo: Exploring the wonders of Ancient Rome before it collapsed.
• Wanda: Hobnobbing with aristocracy in 18th century, France. Haha.
• Cosmo: Witnessing this guy get sworn into the presidency. Ah, those were the days. Take me back, Wanda! Take me back!
• Wanda: The point is, Hazel, we're magic and- Hazel?
• Hazel: [screams]
• Wanda: Come back! We gotta get you back to your loving parents before they realize you're gone and panic!
• Cosmo: And preferably not as a fly!
• Mailman: My mail!
• Hazel: [screams]
• Woman: My dogs.
• Hazel: [screams]
• Man: Hey, my expensive stroller! I mean, my baby!
• Wanda: That fly is about to fly right out of our sight if we don't hurry. Hazel, slow down, please!
• Hazel: I'm going to see Antony and nothing can stop me! [screams]
• (The scent of french fries makes Hazel take a pause.)
• Hazel: [gasp] French fries! Mmm... crispy golden _ potatoes. Likely salty with a hint of ketchup.
• Cosmo: Wanda, I have an idea, or you might say a "fry-dea".
• [WORK IN PROGRESS].

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