Pull Back the Fairies

Pull Back the Fairies is sung in the episode, "School's Out: The Musical".

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Jorgen: With my muscles, I will tussles

With all those who dare discusses

A clear and present crisis

To my authority

With my knuckles, you will buckles

Like a chicken you will cluckles

For I so do love Da Rules

And I know Da Rules love me!

You will learn to fear my mighty fist

If my song won't help you get the gist<

And though you fools might disagree

But you will all answer to me

With this polka, I will choke ya

But first this frappe mocha

I was shocked when I awoke-a

To a world where kids all ruled

With my biceps, I must try-ceps

To see the kids are now denied-ceps

The magic we'll supply-ceps

For your jobs must be retooled

Oh, I love to get to draw the line

And you morons make me all the time

For the rules are very clear

And now the time is here for me to

Pull back the fairies

Head Pixie & Sanderson: (Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back)

Jorgen: Bring them all home one by one

Pull back the fairies

H.P. & Sanderson: (Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back)

Jorgen: Now that my mocha is done

Pull back the fairies

H.P. & Sanderson: (Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back)

Jorgen: Now that kids have the reins

Now we're pulling, pulling, pulling, back the fairies so I can...

Jorgen, H.P. & Sanderson: Bring them pain!

When Cosmo and Wanda look closely at Da Rules, you can barely see Cosmo is holding opera like glasses.
The title card music of Food Fight is a fast version of this song.
Part of the song's melody resembles "The Beer Barrel Polka".