"Boring! Boring! You're a boring cyborg!"
"Helping helpless creatures. Helping helpless creatures."
"I wish I had a mustache."
"I wish I had a bigger mustache."
"I wish I had a funnier mirror."
"You look ridiculous! And this job is ridiculous!"
"Well, look who decided to join the party."
"Well, I'm the host, and you're not invited!"
Magnate: "Blast him with a laser!"
Didn't think he'd be invited.
"Well, don't just stand there! Crush him!"
"The ball pit! It's bottomless! If Tootie falls in, she's gone forever!"
"Well, then I wish it was a pit full of pillows."
Wanda: "Magnate's rerouting our magic! We don't have much time!"
"Be careful, Timmy! Mr. Crocker fell in there and he's still falling!"
"Aah! It's true! I'm still falling! Aah! And I've got the pink-eye!"
"A little help here, guys?"
"Sorry, Timmy. This time..."
"Don't worry, I got this."
"There's nothing sadder than opening a new toy that comes without..."
"Oh. They're so cute when they're not trying to kill you."
"We don't feel very well..."
"And, speaking of fairies, look what their power gave me!"
"Any last words before I blast you out of existence?"
"Yes. I should've done this a long time ago. It's time for me to grow up."
"I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."
They're looking better already.
"What happened to my mustache?"
"Hey... What happened to my upper body strength?"
Cosmo: "Don't forget to feed the dog!" Wanda: "Cosmo! He doesn't have a dog!"
"Well, if you get one, don't forget to feed it!"
"I'm gonna miss you guys forever!"
"What happened to my magic?"
"It was never yours to begin with. It was never mine, either. It's about time we both grew up, don't you think?"
"It's not fair! It's so bogus!"
"Look, even my wish thingy's busted."
"Why does this have to happen to..."
Crazed Businessman Claims Fairies Made HIm Do It!
"Not bad, Turner. You saved my tree and stole my heart."
"Amazing what you can do once you've grown up."
"Oh, man. That Vicky has a strong grip. If she comes around, tell her I went to Tahiti."
"Where is he? Where is he?"
The Fairy Council members finally show their faces!
"Isn't this great, Cosmo? After all these years..."
"...they finally ended up together!"
"Yo, man. This gonna be so cool, man."
"We're going to be bumpin', man."
"Tryin' to help the boys out. You know how we do it."
"That's gonna take some getting used to."
Mr. Turner: "That's the worst waiter we've ever had."