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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "Fairy for a Day" from Season 1, which aired on August 6, 2024.


Script[]

  • [Scene starts with Cosmo packing everything for FairyCon.]
  • Hazel: Do you always bring your own lamp to FairyCon?
  • Cosmo: No. I'm just testing how much room I have for merch!
  • Wanda: Cosmo and I look forward to this convention all year! I don't know what I'm most excited for. The merch, the movie announcements, or famous fairy autograph sightings!
  • Hazel: Ooh! All of those sound great to me. I wish I could go to FairyCon!
  • Cosmo: Oh, sorry, Hazel, but this is a fairies only event.
  • Hazel: Aw, Shuckleberries.
  • Wanda: Is my cosplay too much?
  • [A big and muscular silhouette shows up before Hazel and Cosmo.]
  • Hazel and Cosmo: Ah, Jorgen!
  • [The room brightens and it reveals Wanda in a rubber Jorgen costume.]
  • Cosmo: Phew. You look just like him. I thought we were in for a surprise inspection.
  • Hazel: That's it! If I can't be an actual fairy, then I can cosplay as a fairy to get into the convention.
  • Wanda: Well, we can't say no to that, can we?
  • Cosmo: You're good, Hazel. Almost too good.
  • Hazel: Very kind. Here I come!
  • [Cosmo pulls out his wand from his fanny pack as both him and Wanda poofed into Fairy World, a guard is checking everyone's passes, Cupid is signing autographs, and an old fairy tries to lift a double-sided wand, but falls, and the fairy selling wands closes his booth.]
  • Hazel: Are we there yet? Can't see anything.
  • Wanda: Hold your horses. We gotta check if the coast is clear.
  • [Cosmo pulls Hazel out of his fanny pack.]
  • Hazel: *gasp* Cool!
  • Hazel: Mmm! What's my fairy vibe?
  • Wanda: Just try not to let anyone see you until you pick out your wings.
  • Cosmo: And your things!
  • Female Fairy: Cosmo? Wanda?
  • Wanda: Oh, hi... friend...
  • Cosmo: It's been so long since we've seen... you...
  • Female Fairy: Who's that with you? Aren't you gonna introduce me?
  • Cosmo: What's it to you, huh? Who do you work for?
  • [Hazel pulls out some inflatable fairy wings, the fairy scanned the barcode on the wings.]
  • Female Fairy: Got it. Hope to see you again soon!
  • Cosmo: We'll be counting the days!
  • Wanda: Who was that?
  • Cosmo: I have no idea.
  • [Cut to Hazel with her fairy wings, crown, and wand cosmetics.]
  • Hazel: Ta-da!
  • Cosmo: Wow. Those inflatable wings make you look so floaty!
  • Hazel: *chuckles* Right? Now that I can fly, no one will suspect a thing!
  • [Hazel is seen floating in zero gravity.]
  • Hazel: Woah. What are we gonna do first?
  • Wanda: Oh, look. Nmusic Phairy is singing a tribute to all the fairies we lost to Magical Back-Up this year...
  • [Nmusic Phairy is singing a tribute, we see some pictures of some of the fairies with their birthdate and their confetti date, those who lost to Magical Back-Up.]
  • Hazel: Magical Back-Up? Confetti date? What is that?
  • Wanda: When a fairy goes too long without doing magic, there's a build up of energy that eventually makes us explode into confetti.
  • Cosmo: Every fairy has it. I thought it was my confetti day story.
  • [Everyone takes a round of applause as Nmusic Phairy finishes her elegy.]
  • Nmusic Phairy: Remember to take wishes of each other in grand care. *giggles* What am I even saying? Am I okay?
  • [Hazel shrugs and Cosmo nods.]
  • Cosmo: Come on! I don't wanna miss out on merch alley!
  • [Cosmo, Wanda, and Hazel poofs to the booth with a lot of Jorgen merch.]
  • Hazel: Look at all those cool Jorgen collectibles! Hmm... Do I want fitness Jorgen, everyday Jorgen, or bedtime Jorgen?
  • Cosmo: Ooh! Is that Presto, my old manager from the diner?
  • Wanda: It is Presto! Oh, he was there the day Cosmo and I met. We better say hi!
  • [Hazel is pushed away as Cosmo and Wanda goes to meet Presto. Hazel is bouncing everywhere like a pinball.]
  • Hazel: Woah!
  • [She now moves her arms as she was swimming in the air.]
  • Hazel: Hey. I think I'm finally getting the hang of it!
  • [She went past the Fairyfication Certificate booth, she decides to go back.]
  • Hazel: Fairyfication certificate? Hohohoho! That's my jam! Excuse me. One Fairyfication certificate, please.
  • DMV Booth Attendant: Sign here.
  • Hazel: Hoohoohoohoo! How official.
  • [Cut back to Cosmo and Wanda.]
  • Wanda: Where's Hazel?
  • Cosmo: There she is at the DMV booth!
  • Wanda: Uh-oh. Her love of official documents!
  • [Hazel is about to sign a contract, and everything starts to move in slow motion.]
  • Cosmo & Wanda: Wait!
  • [The DMV Booth Attendants stamps the contract, and a blue wave of magic shoots across the sky. Pink energy surrounds Hazel as she is lifted into the sky. Cosmo and Wanda watch as Hazel turns into a real fairy.]
  • Hazel: Woahohoho! I have wings! Real wings!
  • Hazel: This is amazing! Woah. I'm a real fairy!
  • [Hazel crashes on a table, she then gets up making small poofs from her wand.]
  • Hazel: And I can do magic!
  • Hazel: I thought you said godkids couldn't be fairies.
  • Wanda: Godkids can't wish to be fairies, but signing an official Fairyfication certificate can turn you into one.
  • Hazel: What? Why didn't you tell me this before? I could have been a real fairy right from the start of the convention?
  • Cosmo: We didn't tell you because becoming an official fairy means that you get your own anti-
  • [With a dark and electrifying poof, an anti-fairy emerges.]
  • Lezah: Hi!
  • Lezah: I'm Lezah!
  • Hazel: I have an anti-fairy?
  • Wanda: Watch out, Hazel. Anti fairies are tricky. Don't trust them.
  • [Lezah approaches Hazel.]
  • Lezah: It's cool to meet you.
  • Hazel: ... I'm Hazel. It's cool to meet you too!
  • [As Hazel is about to shake hands, Lezah retracts her hand.]
  • Lezah: Sike! *laughs* You should've seen your face. It's not cool to meet you. In fact, nothing about you is cool.
  • Hazel: Why would you say that?
  • Lezah: Because you wouldn't. Also, I think it's about time you knew.
  • Hazel: Oh, if anyone already knew I wasn't cool, it was me. Wait...
  • Lezah: That would have been so cute if it wasn't so sad. In fact, this whole convention is pretty sad. But don't worry, I'm about to liven things up.
  • [Lezah snatches Hazel's certificate and spins away like a tornado, laughing mischievously.]
  • Hazel: Hey! my certificate!
  • Wanda: Me, personally, I wouldn't let that slide.
  • Hazel: The only thing that'll be sliding is her... Into the I don't think so zone! Because she can't do that, and... Let's just go stop her.
  • Cosmo: The I don't think so zone sounds scary.
  • [Cut to Lezah making some mischief by cutting off the strings attached to the floating fairy wings. Hazel, Cosmo, and Wanda catches them. Lezah spins around again launching fairies, luckily Wanda used her wand to make a net and saved them.]
  • Male Fairy: This macrochip powers all the wands in fairy world. If this isn't plugged in properly, no fairy can use their magic.
  • [Lezah, still spinning around, knocked off the macrochip, making it misplaced, thus powering off all the wands in Fairy World. Lezah laughs and Hazel goes after her, but loses momentum. Luckily, she managed to hit the macrochip back into place, powering all the wands back.]
  • Hazel: Who cares about that certificate? Let's just go home.
  • Cosmo: Yeah. Who needs that? You'll just stay a fairy forever.
  • Hazel: Haha, oh, right. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I was a kid again!
  • Wanda: Sorry, Squirt. According to the rules, we didn't make you a fairy, so we can't unmake you a fairy.
  • Hazel: Well, then I guess we'll have to destroy that certificate. Maybe there's some way we could trap Lezah. Come on, Hazel. Think. Okay. Since Lezah is the opposite of me, we can lure her in with my least favorite snack.
  • [She poofs in a bag of trail mix.]
  • Hazel: Trail mix. It's chaotic. It has competing flavors. And how the heck do raisins sneak their way in there? Blegh!
  • [Lezah is seen approaching in the distance, still spinning like a tornado.]
  • Hazel: Here she comes. Places, people!
  • [She then hides behind the bags of trail mix.]
  • Lezah: It takes a lot of energy to be this fabulous.
  • Wanda: Oh, recharge with a free sample!
  • Cosmo: It's our special raisin blend!
  • Lezah: *gasps* *squeals* Oh my god. The raisins are so salty.
  • [Hazel then ambushes Lezah while she's eating trail mix.]
  • Hazel: Gotcha! I'll be taking this!
  • [Before Hazel is about to snatch back her certificate, Lezah has really fast reflexes.]
  • Lezah: Oh, wow. That was so slow. Did you just learn to fly or something?
  • Hazel: Oh, I just learned to fly all right. Emphasis on the LEARNED because I did learn! That's it. No more mister nice me. Prepare to meet a different me!
  • [She then summons a derpy clone of herself.]
  • Hazel: Whoops.
  • Lezah: *chuckles* This is too good. Let me show you and your little clone what real magic looks like.
  • [Lezah then is about to unleash her magic, but it turns out she summoned 2 more derpy Hazel clones, she seems to be also bad with magic.]
  • Lezah: Augh! that is not what I meant! Let me try again.
  • [Lezah then again summons 4 more clones.]

Hazel: Stop it. I don't want more of me, I want less of you!

Lezah: Let's make things a little more interesting.

[She then gives every Hazel clone (real Hazel included) fake certificates and disguises herself as Hazel to blend in. All the Hazels start flying around in circles]

Cosmo: I can't tell which one is the real Hazel!

Wanda: Me neither.

Wanda: *whistles* Hey, all you Hazel's. What is Hazel's favorite horror movie series?

Hazels: Gregory!

Cosmo: What nickname does Anthony call Hazel?

Hazels: Small fry!

Cosmo: Well, we tried everything we could.

Wanda: Will the real Hazel please raise her hand?

[All the Hazels raised their hands except for one]

Cosmo: Why didn't you raise your hand, Hazel Clone?

Hazel: Well, I thought I was the real Hazel. But then again, if I'm not, I wouldn't wanna deprive the actual real Hazel from being herself.

Wanda: Only the real Hazel would overthink whether she was herself!

[Cosmo, Wanda, and Hazel hugged each other. And Wanda poofs out the other Hazel clones, now Lezah left]

Lezah: Ah. So your friends figured it out. Big whoop. Once a loser, always a loser.

Hazel: The only thing that's gonna be a loser is you. A loser of a certificate!

[Hazel charges past Lezah, swiftly snatching back the certificate]

Hazel: Gotcha!

Lezah: Ugh!

[Lezah attempts to snatch back the certificate again, but Hazel dodged her. Suddenly she was grabbed and Lezah kicks the certificate away. Fortunately, Hazel uses her wand to destroy the certificate into confetti]

Lezah: Ugh! Seriously? Ouch!

[Lezah then disintegrates, leaving her boots intact. Hazel goes back to being a human, laughing and floats back down]

Hazel: Whew! Being a fairy was fun, but I've never been more happy to be myself! Let's go home.

Wanda: You said it, kiddo.

[Lezah's boots then lands in front of them, then Cosmo wears them]

Cosmo: Ooh, merch!


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