Chester: Not yet! You lied to me! You tricked me and you used me to hurt my best friend! Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat! Except for the school system, government, and every girl I've ever met!
Timmy Clone: This tea tastes like fat pink fish and stupid green fish!
Cosmo and Wanda:WHAT?!
Cosmo and Wanda:WE QUIT! Goodbye forever, you ungrateful- twerp!
Norm: (After 2 weeks of not granting a wish) And then I said who cares?
Norm: I'll tell you in song!
Jorgen: Binky, I need more ominous music. Play track seven. [Binky turns on a track on a CD which plays "Pop Goes the Weasel"]I SAID TRACK SEVEN!
Binky: Sorry! (Switches the track on the CD to track 7) Sorry!
AJ: We don't feel like thinking anymore. SURF'S UP DUDES!!
Norm: Oh, but before I grant your wishes, I QUIT! HA! IM NOT A FAIRY ANYMORE! DOUBLE HA HA!
Norm: You think I care? I still jerked Timmy out of his godparents and those two floating nitwits are out of a job! I still won!
Chester: [to Norm] Not yet! You lied to me! You tricked me and you used me to hurt my best friend! Nobody makes a fool out of Chester Mcbadbat! Except the school system, the government, and every girl I've ever met!
'Norm: You're kidding, right? Chester: Don't you see the rainbow around me?
'Chet Ubetcha: I'm Chet Ubetcha, and the world is not great! This is "World in Crisis: Minute One"! The Sahara Desert is now a gigantic mudpit! The polar icecaps are melting! Santa Claus: Ho ho ho!.. no no no!
(after Chester wishes everything back to normal, the earth moves farther away from the sun) Sun: ...Was it something I said?