Cosmo: Ding Dong!
Mr. Turner: Ding Dong!

Cosmo: Ding!
Mr. Turner: Dong!

Mr. Turner: Ding!
Cosmo: Cookie!
Mr. Turner: It's over...

Wanda: Hello!
Mr. Turner: Have you gained weight, a lot of weight?
Wanda: How's the coffee?
Mrs. Turner: You tell me! (throws coffee at Wanda)
Wanda: Ahh!!
Cosmo: Sounds hot!
Mr. Turner: Try it yourself! (throws coffee at Cosmo)
Cosmo: Ahh it burns! But now I'm wide awake!

Cosmo: Hi, I'm Cosmo.
Wanda: And I'm Wanda.
Cosmo and Wanda: And we're your Fairy....(They brandish their wands, but then they look at each other and hide the wands)
Cosmo: Yeah!

Timmy: (about to be cut in half by a laser) Do you expect me to let you get away with this?
Vicky: No twerp, I expect you to cry!

Mr. Turner: WIMP!

Wanda: WIMP!

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