Cosmo: The names were changed [in the fairy tales book] because no one's supposed to know we exist. (phone rings) Turner residence, Timmy's fairy speaking. (phone disappears by Wanda) Thanks a lot, Wanda! Now I can't save 15% on my car insurance.
Wanda: I'm going to read the story of Snow Wanda and the Seven Fairies
Sparky: Wait, why do we have to read all the stories you're in?
Wanda: Cause I have the [fairy tales] book.
Cosmo: Princess Wanda! You're even more beautiful than you are on my poster and you don't have a thumbtack in your lip!
Wanda: I know I've just met you but I feel like I've finally found my true love!
Cosmo: Oh no, where is he? Because I thought we were really hitting it off!
Cosmo: I'm Cosmorella!
Wanda: Oh, that's a weird name. Uh... from now on, your name is Gary Hardcastle.
Cosmo: Okay. [kisses Wanda]
Jorgen (as Grouchy): I'm Grouchy and these our my roomies, Snappy...
Cupid: Hey! [snaps fingers]
Jorgen: ...Meanie...[Foop brings the flower to Wanda, which explodes, and Foop laughs evilly] Barky...
Sparky: What's shaking, toots. Uh I mean, bark! [eats popcorn]