The Big Foop Wolf was very angry at the three little fairies for taking the space he wanted to build his restaurant on and built houses on it.
"I shall tear down your houses and built my restaurant in the space where they used to be!" said the Big Foop Wolf.
"But, can't you just open your restaurant somewhere else instead?" asked Wanda.
"Sorry," said the Big Foop Wolf. "I don't want to build my restaurant somewhere else. This is the place where I want to builds my restaurant in."
"According to this deed, I have agreed to build my restaurant on the land that you built houses on."
"And now, in order to build my restaurant, I'll huff and puff and blow your houses down!"
"Wait," said Cosmo. "You can't destroy our houses. I worked hard on my fried cheese stick house."
"Look! I even built a moat made of marinara sauce around it. No fried cheese stick is good without a good dipping sauce."
"This is the menu for my restaurant" said the Big Foop Wolf. "Looks very appetizing, does it not?"
Sparky hid in his tennis ball house.
"Little fairy, little fairy, let me in!" said the Big Foop Wolf. "No way, go away, you big stupid wolf!' said Sparky.
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!" So he huffed and he puffed and he blew Sparky's house down.
The Big Foop Wolf tried to zap Sparky with his laser-shooting baby bottle.
So Sparky ran to Cosmo's cheese stick house.
"Little fairies, little fairies, let me in!" barked the Big Foop Wolf. "No way, go away, you big stupid wolf!" said Cosmo.
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!"
So he huffed and he puffed and he blew Cosmo's house down.
"Owch!" cried the Big Foop Wolf. "Hot marinara sauce! That little fairy wasn't kidding when he said he built a moat made of that around his house!"
"A little salt and it all tastes fine," said Cosmo.
Cosmo and Sparky ran to Wanda's reinforced steel house.
And then she turned on her surveillance camera.
"Little fairies, little fairies, let me in!" bellowed the Big Foop Wolf.
"Not by the beard that I'm growing at this moment!" said Wanda.
"Actually," said Cosmo. "You're supposed to say 'No way, go away, you big stupid wolf'!"
"Whatever," said Wanda. "But my house is made of reinforced steel! It'll be too hard for you to blow down!"
"Okay," said the Big Foop Wolf. "Then I'll think of something else."
So he chained the house to a rocket and blasted it off into outer space.
"Help!" cried the three little fairies.
Now that all three of the houses were gone, the Big Foop Wolf was able to build his restaurant on the land he wanted to build it on.
"Success!" cried the Big Foop Wolf. "Now that I've opened my restaurant, those three little fairies will have to build houses on the moon!"
"Time to get to work!" he said.
"And, in honor of Fast Foop's grand opening, I get to be the first customer." He was just about to order his food, when suddenly...
Wanda's reinforced steel house crashed back down to Earth…and on top of the Big Foop Wolf's restaurant.
Suddenly, out came a laser and it burned the Big Foop Wolf to a crisp.
"Well," said Wanda. "Looks like the space technology we found in space really worked! We defeated the Big Foop Wolf!"
"And your house didn't fall down when the Big Foop Wolf tried to blow it down!" said Cosmo. "I think your house is the best one that we built."
"And I got some swords in case another big stupid wolf comes and tries to blow our house down!"
And so, the three little fairies could agree that Wanda's house was the best. And they lived happily ever after!
Oh, look! Poof is asleep now!
How about one more story? This one is called "Wanda and the Seven Fairies".
Once upon a time, there was a Tooth Fairy who lived in a big, beautiful castle. The Tooth Fairy was beautiful, but also vain. She had a magic mirror whom she talked to every day.
Every day, she would ask the mirror the very same question. "Magic mirror on the wall, who's the best fairy of them all?"
Apparently, SpongeBob got a laugh from the story's ending.
Poof in his cradle, fast asleep
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