The Fairly OddParents episode transcript
"Fairly OddPet"
Season №: 9
Episode №: 1
Airdate: March 23, 2013
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents episode, "Fairly OddPet" from season 9, which aired on March 23, 2013.


  • [Camera shows at sign saying "Dimmsdale Pet Park" and the camera moves to people with cats, dogs, parrots, and other pets and animal noises are heard. A man appears to have a bulldog, to have a poodle, and Timmy Turner passes by on a scooter.]
  • Timmy: Do you know what I just realized? [Gear turns to Poof, Cosmo and Wanda]
  • Cosmo: That your fly is open? I already noticed because I changed into your scooter seat. Sometimes even I marble at the terrible choices I make.
  • Timmy: No, I realized that everyone in Dimmsdale has a pet but me! Mr. Crocker has a parrot.
  • Mr. Crocker: [In tree, parrot on his arm] FAIRIES!
  • Mr. Crocker's Parrot: FAIRIES!
  • Mr. Crocker: FAIRIES!
  • Mr. Crocker's Parrot: FAIRIES!
  • Mr. Crocker: Do I really sound like that? No wonder I don't have a girlfriend. And why am I in a tree? [Timmy drives by]
  • Timmy: Even my dad has a pet rock
  • Timmy's Dad: [at home] OK, Rockie, this is Dinkleberg's scent. [pulls out Timmy's shirt, Dad doesn't notice]  Seek him! [Throws rock over his fence and reaches Dinkleberg. However, the rock smells Dinkleberg and flings the opposite way. The rock passes by Dad, and hits the fairies and Timmy. The screen says "ROCK!" Timmy flings over the sky and the rock returns to Dad]
  • Timmy's Dad: Bad Rockie! Oh, wait, this is Timmy's shirt! 
  • [Timmy flings to a window and it is full moon. Screen goes to Dad, where it is day.]
  • Timmy's Dad: [Looks at clock] Eh, that's weird. It's 3:00 and it's full moon! [At Timmy's room]
  • Timmy: It's not just fair! [Scooter and gear turn to Timmy's fish.] Why am I the only person in Dimmsdale who doesn't have a pet?
  • Wanda: Timmy, I know you want a pet. But let's face, your track record with animals is pretty bad.
  • Timmy: Oh really? I would like to see some documented video-taped proof of that. [Wanda poofs to the TV, with a remote in her hand and turns the TV on. Chet Ubetcha appears.]
  • Chet Ubetcha: This is Chet Ubetcha, with documented video-taped proof that Timmy Turner is a terrible pet owner. Welcome to Part 5 [Timmy's head is bordered by the TV] of our 12-Part mini series, "Timmy Turner: World's Worst Pet Owner!" [shows a chicken in a cage] He fed his pet chicken scrambled eggs! [the chicken eats the scrambled eggs]
  • Cosmo: Oh my gosh! That could have been her baby! [cuts to a mouse in a cage, where Timmy Turner puts a cat into the cage]
  • Chet Ubetcha: He gave his pet mouse a pet cat to play with! [cat reveals its claws]
  • Cosmo: Oh my gosh! I really want scrambled eggs right now! [cuts to the Dimmsdale Salt Factory]
  • Chet Ubetcha: He took his pet snail on a field trip to the Dimmsdale Salt Factory! Timmy Turner comes out with a snail shell, pats it, and screams while dropping it]
  • Cosmo: [Comes up to the TV] Now I want salt on those scrambled eggs!
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