[Camera shows at sign saying "Dimmsdale Pet Park" and the camera moves to people with cats, dogs, parrots, and other pets and animal noises are heard. A man appears to have a bulldog, to have a poodle, and Timmy Turner passes by on a scooter.]
Timmy: Do you know what I just realized? [Gear turns to Poof, Cosmo and Wanda]
Cosmo: That your fly is open? I already noticed because I changed into your scooter seat. Sometimes even I marble at the terrible choices I make.
Timmy: No, I realized that everyone in Dimmsdale has a pet but me! Mr. Crocker has a parrot.
Mr. Crocker:[In tree, parrot on his arm]FAIRIES!
Mr. Crocker's Parrot:FAIRIES!
Mr. Crocker: FAIRIES!
Mr. Crocker's Parrot:FAIRIES!
Mr. Crocker: Do I really sound like that? No wonder I don't have a girlfriend. And why am I in a tree? [Timmy drives by]
Timmy: Even my dad has a pet rock.
Timmy's Dad: [at home] OK, Rockie, this is Dinkleberg's scent. [pulls out Timmy's shirt, Dad doesn't notice] Seek him! [Throws rock over his fence and reaches Dinkleberg. However, the rock smells Dinkleberg and flings the opposite way. The rock passes by Dad, and hits the fairies and Timmy. The screen says"ROCK!"Timmy flings over the sky and the rock returns to Dad]
Timmy's Dad: Bad Rockie! Oh, wait, this is Timmy's shirt!
[Timmy flings to a window and it is full moon. Screen goes to Dad, where it is day.]
Timmy's Dad: [Looks at clock] Eh, that's weird. It's 3:00 and it's full moon! [At Timmy's room]
Timmy: It's not just fair! [Scooter and gear turn to Timmy's fish.] Why am I the only person in Dimmsdale who doesn't have a pet?
Wanda: Timmy, I know you want a pet. But let's face, your track record with animals is pretty bad.
Timmy: Oh really? I would like to see some documented video-taped proof of that. [Wanda poofs to theTV,with a remote in her hand and turns theTVon. Chet Ubetcha appears.]
Chet Ubetcha: This is Chet Ubetcha, with documented video-taped proof that Timmy Turner is a terrible pet owner. Welcome to Part 5 [Timmy's head is bordered by theTV] of our 12-Part mini series, "Timmy Turner: World's Worst Pet Owner!" [shows a chicken in a cage] He fed his pet chicken scrambled eggs! [the chicken eats the scrambled eggs]
Cosmo: Oh my gosh! That could have been her baby! [cuts to a mouse in a cage, where Timmy Turner puts a cat into the cage]
Chet Ubetcha: He gave his pet mouse a pet cat to play with! [cat reveals its claws]
Cosmo: Oh my gosh! I really want scrambled eggs right now! [cuts to the Dimmsdale Salt Factory]
Chet Ubetcha: He took his pet snail on a field trip to the Dimmsdale Salt Factory! Timmy Turner comes out with a snail shell, pats it, and screams while dropping it]
Cosmo:[Comes up to theTV] Now I want salt on those scrambled eggs!
Wanda: Face it sport you're just not responsible enough to have a pet and there's no way your parents will let you have one.
Timmy: Well, I suppose I can have a dog I'm sure they're gonna says yes
Timmy's Mom: No Timmy you can't have a dog
Timmy: Had y'all's gonna ask
Timmy's Mom: Mother's intuition. Also I heard you talking to your fish who seemed totally understand you.
Timmy: Come on. Dad?
Timmy's Dad: No can do Timmy. if i agree with your mother she gives me treats [He start behaving like a dog]
Timmy: I can't believe my parents don't think I'm trustworthy enough to have a dog I'm going to prove them wrong by being deceitful and underhanded.
Wanda: is there any point in appealing to your better judgment.
Timmy: Who isn't like now?
Wanda: That's what I thought what's your plan?
Timmy: Well, my mom is allergic to cats. if you poof up a bunch of them my dad let me get a dog to chase her away, I wish for a bunch of cats
